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drat, I hate getting cramps. I'm not even talking about like uterus haver cramps but just like when your loving foot decides it suddenly grew it's own brain and started contracting causing pain over and over until it mysteriously disappears as quickly as it came. Just wanted to share, post your worst cramps itt. Stomach cramps are even worse I think. One time I got cryptosporidium from a calf and I was like making GBS threads myself and vomiting at the same time, sickest I've ever been, and the stomach cramps were pure torture too. I almost went to the ER for fluids but I managed to get a med for nausea from urgent care before they closed and I kept that and a banana down and went to sleep and I was ok after that. Dang I hadn't thought about that experience in a while, it just goes to show, I really do hate cramps.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYREsz6AlQ There's a menstruation thread down there somewhere btw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fO3ZJ048ZQ
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Dixville posted:drat, I hate getting cramps. I'm not even talking about like uterus haver cramps but just like when your loving foot decides it suddenly grew it's own brain and started contracting causing pain over and over until it mysteriously disappears as quickly as it came. Just wanted to share, post your worst cramps itt. Stomach cramps are even worse I think. One time I got cryptosporidium from a calf and I was like making GBS threads myself and vomiting at the same time, sickest I've ever been, and the stomach cramps were pure torture too. I almost went to the ER for fluids but I managed to get a med for nausea from urgent care before they closed and I kept that and a banana down and went to sleep and I was ok after that. Dang I hadn't thought about that experience in a while, it just goes to show, I really do hate cramps. drat, that cow hosed you up
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Buce posted:drat, that cow hosed you up Yeah I don't even like working with large animals so it just made me hate it even more. Stupid cows. They're fun to watch and pet but if you actually have to work with them... it's like horses but stupider. The worst
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Their show at Napa State Mental Hospital loving ruled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXEAP4zOl3M
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Dixville posted:Yeah I don't even like working with large animals so it just made me hate it even more. Stupid cows. They're fun to watch and pet but if you actually have to work with them... it's like horses but stupider. The worst Stupider than a zebra? Because zebras are already a stupider version of a horse, what a dork they are
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My next band gonna be called Cryptosporidium and it will be a goregrind band
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Shamewave posted:Stupider than a zebra? Because zebras are already a stupider version of a horse, what a dork they are Can't say as I've ever worked with a zebra. Zoo med is super competitive so the students mostly don't get to do stuff like that unless they go out of their way to take an elective or do some kind of externship. I would guess zebras have no choice but to be smarter since they're still prey.
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poster's cramp is by far the worst variety
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Now I have a cramp right between my shoulder blades and it hurts to breathe. Wtf body why you do this
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I had no idea what cramps even were until I think like a few years ago. Suddenly, move the foot a bit weird and it just goes nuts and hurts like a motherfucker for a minute. Wild stuff.
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Dixville posted:drat, I hate getting cramps. I'm not even talking about like uterus haver cramps but just like when your loving foot decides it suddenly grew it's own brain and started contracting causing pain over and over until it mysteriously disappears as quickly as it came. this is the only cramps i've ever had but i hate it. it happens when I'm lying in bed sometimes. gently caress you foot!!!
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I yeet my uterus last year so I don’t have to put up with that poo poo anymore. Gave my intestines more room and my GI issues went away too. But sometimes I wake up at night and my calf seizes up and it’s worse than anything abdominal I ever had
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I get cramps a lot so i keep electrolyte pills by the bed in case I get one at night. They work to get them out quickly.
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Also hell yeah to that Cramps Napa vid a few posts up. They guy that did the art did the art for our local record store here. Rad records for rad people
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I used to get cramps in my calves, the trick is to stay hydrated.
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i used to work at a dialysis clinic and cramping was a real issue for patients during their treatment time. we'd keep jars of olives, pickles, and mustards in the staff fridge and give patients with cramps spoonsful of the brine or mustard, and that seemed to be very effective.
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Yeah, pickle juice has long been a go-to for easing a Charley horse in my calf. The only problem is walking to the fridge in the middle of the night with the pain
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the solution is to always be pickle juicin
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Dixville posted:Now I have a cramp right between my shoulder blades and it hurts to breathe. Wtf body why you do this You have to do the warrior sequence. Once you get it right you’ll start pulling on that… Whatever. Google rhomboid pain. Hey anybody ever think of taking hgh? Isn’t there some forum about drugs here? Like the TV IV or something? I don’t want to take much, just a little because apparently capitalism says that if I get old I can’t do work anymore and will become homeless and not a person. I hear if you take a little bit of that and dhea it will slow physical aging.
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Dixville posted:drat, I hate getting cramps. Well when the sun goes down and the moon comes up, You turn into an angry... crampy schmuck. You better duck, When they show up, That crampy schmuck.
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Dixville posted:Yeah I don't even like working with large animals so it just made me hate it even more. Stupid cows. They're fun to watch and pet but if you actually have to work with them... it's like horses but stupider. The worst I've seen cows lined up into a cattle crush to get tagged or get their medicine. I've watched one poop right in anothers face. The cow started licking it's snout afterwards.
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Christmas with the Kramps
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isaboo posted:Yeah, pickle juice has long been a go-to for easing a Charley horse in my calf. The only problem is walking to the fridge in the middle of the night with the pain
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I yeet my uterus last year so I don’t have to put up with that poo poo anymore. Gave my intestines more room and my GI issues went away too. But sometimes I wake up at night and my calf seizes up and it’s worse than anything abdominal I ever had I used to get terrible calf cramps while I was sleeping when I was a teen. It was awful, entire muscle seizing up pain multiple nights a week. I eventually started waking up as soon as the process started, and realized if I pulled my entire foot up to stretch the calf out it would alleviate the worst of it, sometimes stopping it all together. But yeah, I feel your pain. There were many days where I limped around because the cramp from the night before had been so bad my leg was still sore.
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What loving sucks are back muscle spasms...HOLY poo poo that is the worst pain I've ever felt. And it's happened repeatedly since hitting my mid 30's. Really need to watch how I sit in front of a computer, I've discovered a few no no positions when spending time at my work on the computer. I can't lean or put weight from my upper body onto the counter or table surface anymore, 15 minutes of that will gently caress my back up the next day. Last time it happened I felt my back spasm as I was carrying something above my head (it was raining) and I ran up some stairs...halfway up I felt my back spasm and the muscles started trying to bend ribs in directions that shouldn't. I have found a few minutes of yoga (snake position/stretch to folded leaf and back) and then a hot shower where I let the hot water slap my back while I do my best impersonation of a gorilla stance (knuckles and knees on the ground allowing gravity to pull my natural spine curve down) really helps me recover much quicker than just taking painkillers. I tend to get a knot right of center of my spine, under the shoulder blade.
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People act like it's the physical jobs that will gently caress up your health but being a computer toucher will kill your back, wrists and give you diabetus to boot. Makes u think!
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GreatMrPopo posted:What loving sucks are back muscle spasms...HOLY poo poo that is the worst pain I've ever felt. I had my second dose of the shingles vaccine recently, and experienced horrific back spasms as a side effect. Six solid hours of feeling like an angry horse was stomping on my lower back. Enjoy your golden years, everyone!
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