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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
Did Geordi ever gently caress???

billion eyed baby bitch

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Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Data hosed at least one time, Geordie was holodeckcel

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


ask your mother

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
did he havea robot dick or a man dick?

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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if he had robot jizz I would loving lose jt

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

so you've never heard the term "big data" ?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
He kinda sorta raped Tasha Yar.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Nooner posted:

did he havea robot dick or a man dick?

Data's dick is make of an advanced, flexible carbon fiber to prevent breakage, and a sheath of nanoweave plastosilicate ensures near perfect accuracy to the unsimulated penis and balls. Moreover, the subject has full control of its erectitude

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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What about the cum, science boy

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

if he had robot jizz I would loving lose jt

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

What about the cum, science boy

It's a semi-organic nutrient suspension in a silicon-based liquid medium

It lubricates his biofunctions

His ejaculate

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

What about the cum, science boy

Data has a reserve similar to Robocop's apple sauce or whatever the gently caress

Data doesn't cum but Lore does and its basically like spider man

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the positronic pimp...

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Measure of a man indeed

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Data hosed at least one time, Geordie was holodeckcel

he had to gently caress more than that he said he was programmed for like thousands of pleasure styles

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Data gently caressed other lady too, that he wrote the subroutine for. Probably a few times at least.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Dr. Noonien Soong spent weeks getting the positronic nut to blast out at the correct speeds so as not to hurt anyone

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Toxic Mental posted:

Dr. Noonien Soong spent weeks getting the positronic nut to blast out at the correct speeds so as not to hurt anyone

Dr Coomien Spoong

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
yeah, my mom would gently caress data

Slappy Mancuso
Nov 8, 2024
data bustin and it's just a bunch of 1s and 0s in a puddle

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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it would be so cruel to make a robot that couldn't jack off

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Jose Oquendo posted:

He kinda sorta raped Tasha Yar.

she went to camp for it

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
data's hung like an unbaked baguette loaf

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Data hosed in the second drat episode you doofus




*Counting the two part pilot as one ep



Edit: Encounter at ponfarrpoint

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Rubber Chicken posted:

Data hosed in the second drat episode you doofus

you jewel, that's exactly what I hoped

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Singh explaining it for the thousandth time that it is philosophically essential that the robot be able to jack off

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
some authors use subtext I suppose

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The 2nd law of robotics requires a robot to gently caress any human who asks

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

signalnoise posted:

data's hung like an unbaked baguette loaf

Dr. Soong gave data the thick and veiny 9 incher that he always wanted

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

Toxic Mental posted:

Dr. Soong gave data the thick and veiny 9 incher that he always wanted
That’s just Data’s charging cable. He needs to insert it into a power socket to get his space battery back to full capacity.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



My favorite goon is ilovebeersooomuch because they post with the power of a thousand suns.

Nooner posted:

did he havea robot dick or a man dick?

it looked like this:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Geordi never f ucked but he could see everyone’s tiddies with those goggles. Pervert rear end motherfucker was peepin the entire voyage.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!
In Gambit, Part II we learn that data also has a prostate and anus

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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fascinating

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
he had a girlfriend once but he did eat a piece of Counselor Troi in a dream and I think that counts.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Data is asexual

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




his digital skill was unmatched, guy was basically a walking talking magic wand

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Data was a total trysexual

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!

Astrochicken posted:

he had a girlfriend once but he did eat a piece of Counselor Troi in a dream and I think that counts.

yea well she turned into a cake and looked delicious (cellular peptide frosting, too)

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