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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
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Feb 20, 2004

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Upset Trowel
I said no tracking. I turned cookies off. Stop following me around!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches

Anderson Koopa posted:

AD stands for Anno Domini (the year of our Lord).

You'll be hearing from my lawyers for taking the Lord's name in vain :colbert:

I'll have you know The Lord is one of my marketing firms clients!

Although not sure if that's a pop singer, god, or both. Their representative has been pretty cagey about it when we ask to clarify.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

reported for account security compromised

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY GODDAM YOUTUBE

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006

I LOVE STICKS!!

Anderson Koopa posted:

AD stands for Anno Domini (the year of our Lord).

You'll be hearing from my lawyers for taking the Lord's name in vain :colbert:

i thought it was latin for anus domination

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Who do you think is dominating that anus?

:dawkins101:

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
AssDick is just an odd brand Dick butt imo

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches
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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
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Apr 17, 2003
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nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Jul 17, 2007

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Jul 5, 2003

GreatMrPopo posted:

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

By popular demand posted:

Hey guys, I got a line on some PREMIUM posts but at half price. Meet me behind the truck stop and keep it on the down-low.

Sounds good. Anyone want to go halfsies on a shower?

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