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Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Just in time for cold & flu season Progresso is introducing hardened balls of soup flavored cough drops for busy soup lovers on the go. https://www.generalmills.com/news/p...-season-comfort ![]() quote:MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Enjoy soup like never before — Progresso™, your go-to for comforting, premium soups, is innovating beyond expectations this cold and flu season with the launch of the first-ever limited-edition Soup Drops. What’s a Soup Drop? Well, it’s soup you can suck on, of course! What say you GBS? Who’s ready to suck soup?
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# ? Feb 7, 2025 21:45 |
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Can't believe I got goatsed in 2025 but kudos for the elaborate ruse!
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i prefer sucking on a fisherman's friend
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Verdict: Sick Nasty
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Honestly yeah, if the candy is bad, you still have soup to fall back on.
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do you work at general mills op? was this your idea?
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just eat bouillon cubes, same thing
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Larry Cum Free posted:Can't believe I got goatsed in 2025 but kudos for the elaborate ruse! lol
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lol this seems like one of those fun early internet april fools things companies used to do before the world/internet turned to poo poo
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This feels like a joke product advertisement you would see making fun of old people.
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Sir, where can I find your selection of hard soup candy? Soup you can suck on so to speak.
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![]() Will pair well with my favorite beverage
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ZemblaRex posted:
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numberoneposter posted:why bother with a glass, just drink directly out of the soup tin Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus.
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numberoneposter posted:Sir, where can I find your selection of hard soup candy? Soup you can suck on so to speak. *takes shotgun out from behind counter* partner, i reckon you best mosey on out of here. this is a liquid soup town.
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poop drops
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Buce posted:do you work at general mills op? was this your idea? Sadly no otherwise I probably would have gotten some free samples. Today’s SOUP DROP drop is sold out, check back next Thursday at 9am.
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I sometimes make SOUP DROPS after a hard night of drinking and fried food
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i don't like tomatoes but i do like tomato soup. figure that one out. fuckin crazy world we live in tbh
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we keep trying to do the Everlasting Gobstopper
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Doc Fission posted:we keep trying to do the Everlasting Gobsouper
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numberoneposter posted:why bother with a glass, just drink directly out of the soup tin It's so you can have your soup and be sociable too.
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Ngl, would Hell, also would
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grumplestiltzkin posted:
Same. It’s basically a Bloody Mary without the bloody. I’m down.
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finally, a soup that matches my lifestyle
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Corn Glizzy posted:just eat bouillon cubes, same thing I used to suck on beef bouillon cubes when I was a kid. Not very often, but only when I needed something salty and I didn’t have saladitos.
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Planters is going to follow suit OP. And whip out some nuts you can suck on.
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i am excited by this development. thank you. thank you "op"
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Suckin' on chicken soup drops outside the Tastee-Freez.
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gonna have a cool glass of beefwater for lunch tmr
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hahaha posted:i am excited by this development. thank you. thank you "op" Always happy to share exciting news, forums user “hahaha”. I hope you have a “souper” day ![]()
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Anderson Koopa posted:Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus. Gotta cut my lip open on the lid to make it easier to absorb all that flavor
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PROGRESSO'S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU THEIR BITCH. Suck the soup.
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I wanna get sloppy on those salty balls, for souptaste.
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Anderson Koopa posted:Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus. If a soup can had tetanus on it that'd be a pretty rough situation.
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Maybe they should put tetanus treatments in the soup drops so that if you get sick from the cans you
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numberoneposter posted:i prefer sucking on a fisherman's friend
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numberoneposter posted:i prefer sucking on a fisherman's friend
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MiracleFlare posted:Maybe they should put tetanus treatments in the soup drops so that if you get sick from the cans you It's all a big Soup conspiracy ![]()
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