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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Just in time for cold & flu season Progresso is introducing hardened balls of soup flavored cough drops for busy soup lovers on the go.

https://www.generalmills.com/news/p...-season-comfort



quote:

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Enjoy soup like never before — Progresso™, your go-to for comforting, premium soups, is innovating beyond expectations this cold and flu season with the launch of the first-ever limited-edition Soup Drops. What’s a Soup Drop? Well, it’s soup you can suck on, of course!

While most folks flock to the cough drop aisle at the first sign of a cold, Progresso is here to say, “Hold my spoon!” Progresso Soup Drops deliver the classic, hearty flavor of Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup in a format that will definitely SOUPrise fans — it’s a convenient hard candy drop — reminding you of the comfort you can find in a bowl of Progresso Soup. These savory drops are arriving for a limited time this month for National Soup Month, right at the height of cold and flu season. Now, there’s no spoon needed to dive into the classic taste of the iconic Progresso Traditional Chicken Noodle Soup, but you certainly can reach for the real thing if you’re looking for that feeling of a hug in a bowl!

“For decades, Progresso Soup has brought you cozy comfort on chilly days or when you’re under the weather,” said MC Comings, VP, Business Unit Director for Progresso at General Mills. “When you’re sick, nothing is truly more reassuring than Chicken Noodle Soup. So, we thought, why stop at the soup bowl? We took the beloved flavors of our Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup and packed them into a fun, savory candy Soup Drop for a totally new way to enjoy the taste you love whenever and wherever you want.”

While this new savory hard candy may be a first for the brand, it will have soup fans feeling like they just slurped a spoonful of Progresso’s iconic Chicken Noodle Soup that they know and love. That favorite flavor is packed into each drop — it’s like broth, savory veggies, chicken, soft egg noodles and a hint of parsley have all been stirred up in a surprising way that’s sure to wow your taste buds. And the best part is you can enjoy Soup Drops anywhere — in the carpool line, during a grocery run, while folding laundry, sitting at the doctor's office or hiding out under the covers. The coziness you crave is just one Drop away!

You can get your hands on the limited-edition Progresso Soup Drops, exclusively at ProgressoSoupDrops.com starting on Thursday, Jan. 16 at 9 a.m. ET (with additional quantities released every Thursday for the rest of National Soup Month, while supplies last)! The Soup Drops come in a can that looks just like the iconic Progresso Soup can with 20 individually wrapped candies within. Each order also comes with a can of actual Progresso Traditional Chicken Noodle Soup, all for just $2.49 — the typical price of a can of Progresso Soup — plus 99 cents shipping. Stock up on this soup you can suck on — for comfort when you need it, and really just to say you tried it — and feel SOUPported this cold and flu season!

What say you GBS? Who’s ready to suck soup?

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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Can't believe I got goatsed in 2025 but kudos for the elaborate ruse!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i prefer sucking on a fisherman's friend

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

Verdict: Sick Nasty

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
Honestly yeah, if the candy is bad, you still have soup to fall back on.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

do you work at general mills op? was this your idea?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



just eat bouillon cubes, same thing

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Larry Cum Free posted:

Can't believe I got goatsed in 2025 but kudos for the elaborate ruse!

lol

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


lol this seems like one of those fun early internet april fools things companies used to do before the world/internet turned to poo poo

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
This feels like a joke product advertisement you would see making fun of old people.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sir, where can I find your selection of hard soup candy? Soup you can suck on so to speak.

ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024




Will pair well with my favorite beverage

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ZemblaRex posted:




Will pair well with my favorite beverage
why bother with a glass, just drink directly out of the soup tin

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

why bother with a glass, just drink directly out of the soup tin

Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

Sir, where can I find your selection of hard soup candy? Soup you can suck on so to speak.

*takes shotgun out from behind counter* partner, i reckon you best mosey on out of here. this is a liquid soup town.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




poop drops

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Buce posted:

do you work at general mills op? was this your idea?

Sadly no otherwise I probably would have gotten some free samples. Today’s SOUP DROP drop is sold out, check back next Thursday at 9am.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I sometimes make SOUP DROPS after a hard night of drinking and fried food

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
:siren: new soup just dropped!! :siren:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i don't like tomatoes but i do like tomato soup. figure that one out. fuckin crazy world we live in tbh

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011



we keep trying to do the Everlasting Gobstopper

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Doc Fission posted:

we keep trying to do the Everlasting Gobsouper

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


numberoneposter posted:

why bother with a glass, just drink directly out of the soup tin

It's so you can have your soup and be sociable too.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
Ngl, would


Hell, also would

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

grumplestiltzkin posted:


Hell, also would

Same. It’s basically a Bloody Mary without the bloody. I’m down.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

finally, a soup that matches my lifestyle

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Corn Glizzy posted:

just eat bouillon cubes, same thing

I used to suck on beef bouillon cubes when I was a kid. Not very often, but only when I needed something salty and I didn’t have saladitos.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Planters is going to follow suit OP.


And whip out some nuts you can suck on.

hahaha
May 6, 2024

i am excited by this development. thank you. thank you "op"

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Suckin' on chicken soup drops outside the Tastee-Freez.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

gonna have a cool glass of beefwater for lunch tmr

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

hahaha posted:

i am excited by this development. thank you. thank you "op"

Always happy to share exciting news, forums user “hahaha”. I hope you have a “souper” day :D

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012


Anderson Koopa posted:

Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus.

Gotta cut my lip open on the lid to make it easier to absorb all that flavor

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

PROGRESSO'S
ABOUT TO MAKE
YOU THEIR BITCH.


Suck the soup.

Wungus
Mar 5, 2004

I wanna get sloppy on those salty balls, for souptaste.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Anderson Koopa posted:

Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus.

If a soup can had tetanus on it that'd be a pretty rough situation.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012


Maybe they should put tetanus treatments in the soup drops so that if you get sick from the cans you buy more of their poo poo can cure yourself.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

i prefer sucking on a fisherman's friend

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

i prefer sucking on a fisherman's friend

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

MiracleFlare posted:

Maybe they should put tetanus treatments in the soup drops so that if you get sick from the cans you buy more of their poo poo can cure yourself.

It's all a big Soup conspiracy :tinfoil:

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