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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You have to piss and poo poo TWICE as much

What would make it worth it?

For me, has to be the amount of smug worth posts

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
that I DONT have to read

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!
fine ill take a double size colon and double size bladder to go along with my career in fetish porn

i get 2x of elon musks salary doing this

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
can the 2x be the size of my pee- and butthole so my time to evacuate bowels remains the same despite increased volume?

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

credburn posted:

This feels like as good as place as any to finally ask

What the fuck do these faces mean???

but more importantly

Why are they so badly drawn???
2x of piss and poo poo plz

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Aging into my 40s I already pee/poo poo twice as much and got nothing for it, what a scam

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Double size dick & balls to store and release the double amount of piss.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Mozi posted:

can the 2x be the size of my pee- and butthole so my time to evacuate bowels remains the same despite increased volume?

The finger on the monkey hand curls. Your peehole is now even bigger but your urethra is the same

The urine pathetically plips out of your massive dilhole

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nooooo

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!

N. Senada posted:

The finger on the monkey hand curls. Your peehole is now even bigger but your urethra is the same

The urine pathetically plips out of your massive dilhole

you get your monkeys paw off his/her dick you fkcin freak

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mozi posted:

nooooo

Everyone look and point at the circus freak

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
... and that's how I became Dribbles the Clown

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


2x whatever i earn but to the power of 100

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
I like to piss and poo poo so yeah give me 2x crab rangoons

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!

Rubber Chicken posted:

I like to piss and poo poo so yeah give me 2x crab rangoons

error in translation so you caught crabs, from rangoon

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

2x whatever i earn but to the power of 100

B-but you only earn my admiration?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
i guess length

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't really have enough of anything to justify this deal op

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

kntfkr posted:

i guess length
Length is now longer

Good job, dummy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

If you become twice your size it will balance out.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
Bone density. I'll be unstoppable.

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

by pissing and shiting twice as much do you mean the amount unleashed in one session or times I have to go to bathroom per day? the answer will be crucial to help me pick what I would double in these conditions

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

Crabby Clawlidays



Questions:
  • Are the positive and negative effects stackable?
  • If so, does the piss and poo poo multiplier apply to my original amounts, or does it scale exponentially as I repeatedly accept the offer?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

AEMINAL posted:

Bone density. I'll be unstoppable.

Your boner is now too dense and can never rise again

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Shamewave posted:

by pissing and shiting twice as much do you mean the amount unleashed in one session or times I have to go to bathroom per day? the answer will be crucial to help me pick what I would double in these conditions

Yeah I can deal with volume but not frequency. Frequency awaits us all when we get old.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Captain Hygiene posted:

Questions:
  • Are the positive and negative effects stackable?
  • If so, does the piss and poo poo multiplier apply to my original amounts, or does it scale exponentially as I repeatedly accept the offer?

For asking this question you are damned to the pissmension, where everybody’s 2x piss goes

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Shamewave posted:

by pissing and shiting twice as much do you mean the amount unleashed in one session or times I have to go to bathroom per day? the answer will be crucial to help me pick what I would double in these conditions

You actually only have to go once now, but your toilet can simply not handle it

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I got drunk on the train so I’m really into Wishmaster-ing these right now

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

N. Senada posted:

You actually only have to go once now, but your toilet can simply not handle it

Do u retain your ability to stop mid piss or poo poo or does it just keep going until ur empty

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

Crabby Clawlidays



N. Senada posted:

For asking this question you are damned to the pissmension, where everybody’s 2x piss goes

Nooooooooooo :negative:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Do u retain your ability to stop mid piss or poo poo or does it just keep going until ur empty

Pre-existing conditions, not covered by this

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!
Hmm. All of us itt are making GBS threads a ton. Mods should check OPs credit card and Ip address for pencilhands

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Can I double my body's ability to convert food to energy so I end up net neutral - now that's fun!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


2x gayer

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I get twice as much satisfaction from pissing/making GBS threads

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Can’t be done. I’m sorry :cry:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Can I double my body's ability to convert food to energy so I end up net neutral - now that's fun!

Your shits are going to terrify you

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i'm gonna wish for 2x more pooping and peeing and take advantage of quadratic scaling to achieve 4x pooping and peeing with the penalty also applied

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

If you become twice your size it will balance out.

you have to be careful how you word this, because if you become twice as large in all 3 dimensions your internal volume will have cubic scaling, but if at the same time your poop and pee only double, you'll actually be pooping and peeing a pathetically small amount for your new internal volume

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What a sad life, pissless balls more often than not

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