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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Supposedly hypnosis is real? I see some people think so! Scott Dilbert thinks there is a master wizard teaching cam girls to steal money from men. Hypnotic seduction was the holy grail of cool during the PUA wars of the 2010s. Me? Too smart for that poo poo. Tell me your tales of real hypnosis or watch this video which will absolutely waste your time and not make you laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOV-OGxjuqQ

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if it weren't real there wouldn't be a word for it

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
if it were real, every commercial would use it

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

OMFG FURRY posted:

if it were real, every commercial would use it

pretty sure a lot of commercials do

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only for making straight, god-fearing men gay

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


If you can honestly tell me the reason some guys like dodge trucks over ford isn’t because of mass hypnotism, I’d love to hear it

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

Only for making straight, god-fearing men gay

I’ve heard of this trick. I’ve seen it firsthand.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

OMFG FURRY posted:

if it were real, every commercial would use it

How else do you explain that I think of a guy knocking over a huge bowl of Cheetos every time I see a bag of them in the store

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Junk posted:

pretty sure a lot of commercials do

headon, apply directly to forehead [x5]

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Well if Scott Adams thinks it's real...

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

OMFG FURRY posted:

if it were real, every commercial would use it

The government had to ban it after Wario Land sold too many copies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZXX6iQd4zU

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
This thread just hypnotized me and made me post in it WTFFFF

Shitty Wizard
Jan 2, 2013
:hootington:

im dumb as fuck ignore my posts
At a university orientation thing I had over a decade ago, someone on stage announced their fursona name instead of their real name when asked and everyone was confused.

That convinced me hypnotism was real.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Yep, hypnogogic states are a thing, hypnosis could be so broadly defined as the general "animal magnetism" concept, charm, glamour, magic.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Supposedly hypnosis is real? I see some people think so! Scott Dilbert thinks there is a master wizard teaching cam girls to steal money from men. Hypnotic seduction was the holy grail of cool during the PUA wars of the 2010s. Me? Too smart for that poo poo. Tell me your tales of real hypnosis or watch this video which will absolutely waste your time and not make you laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOV-OGxjuqQ

All the video did is make me poo poo my pants and I can't stop, help me op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's the brown note not hypnotism

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Oh. Thanks, Colonel Cancer.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Shinjobi posted:

All the video did is make me poo poo my pants and I can't stop, help me op

Poopnosis

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Apparently it is real. My therapist did EMDR and apparently it works wonders on people.

On the downside I'm completely immune to it, but I'm sure I'm immune to mesmerism and hypnotism too.

Weak minded fools.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

covidstomper58 posted:

Apparently it is real. My therapist did EMDR and apparently it works wonders on people.

On the downside I'm completely immune to it, but I'm sure I'm immune to mesmerism and hypnotism too.

Weak minded fools.

EMDr is NOT hypnotism! This is a dangerous mistake

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Flowers for QAnon posted:

EMDr is NOT hypnotism! This is a dangerous mistake

Erotic Magnetic Dick rubbing

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hypnosis is real in the sense that most people are hypnotized by their own instinctual, emotional reactions to things and their lack of introspection causes them to do stupid poo poo like buying cans of Bud light with their own money and then wasting expensive ammunition on shooting it.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
Only sissy hypnosis is real

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

istewart posted:

Poopnosis

i stared at my turds spiralling down the toilet drain and now i am poopnotized

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

kntfkr posted:

Only sissy hypnosis is real

you mean i dont have to surrender to the gaycation?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
It cant hurt

Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007


don't treat me like I'm stupid, hypnosis isn't real, sucking these dicks was my idea!

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

credburn posted:

This feels like as good as place as any to finally ask

What the fuck do these faces mean???

but more importantly

Why are they so badly drawn???
haha scott dilbert

ArmedZombie
Jun 5, 2004

it's real but it only works on Scott Dilbert Adams

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

snergle posted:

you mean i dont have to surrender to the gaycation?

Do you want to risk being destroyed?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

One time a carny hypnotist invited me up on stage and hypnotized me into giving them their car keys and they stole my car

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I hypnotized myself at 9 years old through breathing so yeah but it's probably not what people think it is

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Wendigee posted:

I hypnotized myself at 9 years old through breathing so yeah but it's probably not what people think it is



oh gently caress ur tryin'a hypnotize us right now

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Self hypnosis is real, is just relaxing to a point

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Wendigee posted:

Self hypnosis is real, is just relaxing to a point

yes master

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
lol

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

weg posted:

This thread just hypnotized me and made me post in it WTFFFF

I think you were actually a victim of a subliminar message rather than hypnosis. If you have kids, don’t let them watch any classic Disney movies (especially The Lion King) under any circumstances, as they are riddled with hidden references that manipulates children's subconscious and induce them to kill their own parents and become young perverts. Do not let this imperialistic propaganda crap poison the mind of our children :911:

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
I've seen a person who was not qualified and responsible enough do it on two people with severe depression and it was genuinely and was genuinely scary.

Do not mess with that poo poo unless you have the appropriate medical degree.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There is no hypnotist medical program, they just give out the degree once you hypno the dean

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