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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I've been living with modern technology so much that I expect basically anything electronic to glow at me if it's powered on

Water falls from the sky and we just happen to be in the part of the pressure range on this planet that we exist amidst hurricanes

There are robots that can suck your dick

Holy poo poo modern reality is really amazing.like a sunset

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CloFan
Nov 5, 2004

tell me more of these robots

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said
Ham Wrangler
Music is all magic
You can't even hold it
It's just there in the air

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

CloFan posted:

tell me more of these robots

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You don't want to use dick sucking robots in the rain OP. Might get pretty shocking.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have a computer in my pocket that has apps that let me mess with my thermostat or change the channel on my TV or that adjust the temperature that a little vaporizer in my pocket vaporizes my weed

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

CloFan posted:

tell me more of these robots

they are called roombas and they were originally developed to fulfill your filthy pleasures, but as people realized they have such strong suction powers they have been used to clean floors instead. but you still can acquire one and use it for their original purpose, which is sucking dicks

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2EgfkhC1eo

The most fantastic vision of the future at AT&T could envision promising to consumers in 1993 was objectively much worse than we had 20 years later.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!
clits = minidongs

vulva = ballsacks

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Shamewave posted:

they are called roombas and they were originally developed to fulfill your filthy pleasures, but as people realized they have such strong suction powers they have been used to clean floors instead. but you still can acquire one and use it for their original purpose, which is sucking dicks

just replace the roller with the licker it should be in the manufacturer's included paperwork

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024
When I watched Battlestar Galactica is the early 80s I thought how awesome it would be to have one of their wrist computers.

It's just a cellphone and wikipedia.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Tao of the Machine posted:

When I watched Battlestar Galactica is the early 80s I thought how awesome it would be to have one of their wrist computers.

It's just a cellphone and wikipedia.

Clarke's 3rd law, any significantly advanced technology is equivalent to magic. Our cell phones would be magic to people if you gave it to them 50 years ago

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024
I'm pretty sure all my stuff runs on magic.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
it is a rare and brave honesty to admit as much

Tao of the Machine
Sep 24, 2024
Well I don't want to anger the wizard that makes it all work.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Wisdom is distinct from knowledge

NJM
Jan 3, 2020

Tao of the Machine posted:

When I watched Battlestar Galactica is the early 80s I thought how awesome it would be to have one of their wrist computers.

It's just a cellphone and wikipedia.

I had the same realization, except it was about the Hitchhiker's Guide

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

I am amazed by how much fun it is to use dicksucking robots in the rain, like woah my mind is blown who would have thought that these go so well together?

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Three Olives posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2EgfkhC1eo

The most fantastic vision of the future at AT&T could envision promising to consumers in 1993 was objectively much worse than we had 20 years later.

I show this to my students when we talk about how technology and technological advancement affects and shapes their lives. I point out that I was already married when these ads were released. Yesterday's Tomorrows can be pretty amazing.

Remember, Blade Runner takes place in 2019...

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Have you ever had two dishwashers in one kitchen?

You will

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ever had your dick sucked in the rain by a machine? you will

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
All these moments will be lost like cum in the rain.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
When the dick-sucking robots are cheap enough you'll come around to a little splurge

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Toxic Mental posted:

Have you ever had two dishwashers in one kitchen?

You will

I mean, before we get to it being one dishwasher with two independently operating drawers, so one dishwasher...

Part of the future is having a drawer, completely accessible without bending over and you just put your dishes in it and the come out clean the next day. And if you have more dishes, you can bend down and pull out the other drawer and do more dishes.

I will not apologize for thinking this is better:



Than this:

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Pumpkin oil seems to anger my prostTe

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
In the future we grind pepper so fast

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
You can get spices and salt like anywhere these days

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

I always liked this quote from Carl Sagan about books:

quote:

For the price of a modest meal you can ponder the decline and fall of the Roman Empire, the origin of species, the interpretation of dreams, the nature of things.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
we're going to motherfucking die

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
your poo poo USED to be food

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Three Olives posted:

I mean, before we get to it being one dishwasher with two independently operating drawers, so one dishwasher...

Part of the future is having a drawer, completely accessible without bending over and you just put your dishes in it and the come out clean the next day. And if you have more dishes, you can bend down and pull out the other drawer and do more dishes.

I will not apologize for thinking this is better:



Than this:



beat yourself with a shovel

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Junk posted:

your poo poo USED to be food

AND

your food used to be poo poo

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Rubber Chicken posted:

AND

your food used to be poo poo

which used to be, uh, food?? :confused:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
dude

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The world is a hella different place from 500 years ago. For example, in 1525 Charles V issued an edict to deport all muslims, and being friends with a muslim became punishable by death.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
Pineapple juice tastes loving incredible

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Dixville posted:

Music is all magic
You can't even hold it
It's just there in the air

I really dig this

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
You're never full of poo poo because it's always outside of you because you're a tube from mouth to bunghole

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
Every time you eat you are queuing up poo poo to add to the world

You are a poo poo machine

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Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

Rendezvous on Champs-Elysees Leave Paris in the morning with T-E-E
Our bodies are real but we're not.

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