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I've been living with modern technology so much that I expect basically anything electronic to glow at me if it's powered on Water falls from the sky and we just happen to be in the part of the pressure range on this planet that we exist amidst hurricanes There are robots that can suck your dick Holy poo poo modern reality is really amazing.like a sunset
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tell me more of these robots
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Music is all magic You can't even hold it It's just there in the air
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CloFan posted:tell me more of these robots
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You don't want to use dick sucking robots in the rain OP. Might get pretty shocking.
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I have a computer in my pocket that has apps that let me mess with my thermostat or change the channel on my TV or that adjust the temperature that a little vaporizer in my pocket vaporizes my weed
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CloFan posted:tell me more of these robots they are called roombas and they were originally developed to fulfill your filthy pleasures, but as people realized they have such strong suction powers they have been used to clean floors instead. but you still can acquire one and use it for their original purpose, which is sucking dicks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2EgfkhC1eo The most fantastic vision of the future at AT&T could envision promising to consumers in 1993 was objectively much worse than we had 20 years later.
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clits = minidongs vulva = ballsacks
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Shamewave posted:they are called roombas and they were originally developed to fulfill your filthy pleasures, but as people realized they have such strong suction powers they have been used to clean floors instead. but you still can acquire one and use it for their original purpose, which is sucking dicks just replace the roller with the licker it should be in the manufacturer's included paperwork
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When I watched Battlestar Galactica is the early 80s I thought how awesome it would be to have one of their wrist computers. It's just a cellphone and wikipedia.
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Tao of the Machine posted:When I watched Battlestar Galactica is the early 80s I thought how awesome it would be to have one of their wrist computers. Clarke's 3rd law, any significantly advanced technology is equivalent to magic. Our cell phones would be magic to people if you gave it to them 50 years ago
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I'm pretty sure all my stuff runs on magic.
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it is a rare and brave honesty to admit as much
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Well I don't want to anger the wizard that makes it all work.
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Wisdom is distinct from knowledge
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Tao of the Machine posted:When I watched Battlestar Galactica is the early 80s I thought how awesome it would be to have one of their wrist computers. I had the same realization, except it was about the Hitchhiker's Guide
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I am amazed by how much fun it is to use dicksucking robots in the rain, like woah my mind is blown who would have thought that these go so well together?
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Three Olives posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2EgfkhC1eo I show this to my students when we talk about how technology and technological advancement affects and shapes their lives. I point out that I was already married when these ads were released. Yesterday's Tomorrows can be pretty amazing. Remember, Blade Runner takes place in 2019...
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Have you ever had two dishwashers in one kitchen? You will
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ever had your dick sucked in the rain by a machine? you will
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All these moments will be lost like cum in the rain.
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When the dick-sucking robots are cheap enough you'll come around to a little splurge
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Toxic Mental posted:Have you ever had two dishwashers in one kitchen? I mean, before we get to it being one dishwasher with two independently operating drawers, so one dishwasher... Part of the future is having a drawer, completely accessible without bending over and you just put your dishes in it and the come out clean the next day. And if you have more dishes, you can bend down and pull out the other drawer and do more dishes. I will not apologize for thinking this is better: ![]() Than this: ![]()
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Pumpkin oil seems to anger my prostTe
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In the future we grind pepper so fast
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You can get spices and salt like anywhere these days
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I always liked this quote from Carl Sagan about books:quote:For the price of a modest meal you can ponder the decline and fall of the Roman Empire, the origin of species, the interpretation of dreams, the nature of things.
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we're going to motherfucking die
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your poo poo USED to be food
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Three Olives posted:I mean, before we get to it being one dishwasher with two independently operating drawers, so one dishwasher... beat yourself with a shovel
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Junk posted:your poo poo USED to be food AND your food used to be poo poo
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Rubber Chicken posted:AND which used to be, uh, food?? ![]()
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dude
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The world is a hella different place from 500 years ago. For example, in 1525 Charles V issued an edict to deport all muslims, and being friends with a muslim became punishable by death.
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Pineapple juice tastes loving incredible
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Dixville posted:Music is all magic I really dig this
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You're never full of poo poo because it's always outside of you because you're a tube from mouth to bunghole
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Every time you eat you are queuing up poo poo to add to the world You are a poo poo machine
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Our bodies are real but we're not.
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