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Buce
Dec 23, 2005



please advise


(also my tire needs air)

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Don't post and drive.

You should be focused when you post.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
hit the gas

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Buce posted:



please advise


(also my tire needs air)

It always reminded me of those target acquired scenes.

Also we should probably suspend Tom Brady 4 games to be safe

_____!
May 2, 2004


Is this viral marketing for the new Tokyo Xtreme Racer? If so I'm in.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol new cars are so unbelievably fail

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

digital dashboards look unbelievably loving stupid

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
what kind of car you drive op

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Apollodorus posted:

what kind of car you drive op

Possibly an Audi?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

a audi

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

You got the hardedge equipped?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005
mods ban the op for distracted driving and lying about driving an audi because if they really were driving an audi, theyd be too busy cutting people off and driving like an rear end in a top hat

but doing something dumb like using your cell phone while driving is right up the audi driver's alley

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
You should switch lanes when those red arrows come up to give your car a speed boost

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the green means that you are trailing an allied car, op. possibly a romanceable party member

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

LordArgh posted:

You should switch lanes when those red arrows come up to give your car a speed boost

always do

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

cager

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


Turdo posted:

You got the hardedge equipped?

this is what separates the pros from the noobs, that and a printed out walkthrough from gamefaqs

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Buce posted:



(also my tire needs air)

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Buce posted:

a audi

Year, Model, Trim…?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
your car has dandruff

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol new cars are so unbelievably fail

For real. Keeping my dad’s basic-rear end 2003 GMC Sonoma on the road until the wheels fall off.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

R.L. Stine posted:

your car has dandruff

So did Princess Diana, they found her Head and Shoulders in the dash.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Apollodorus posted:

Year, Model, Trim…?

Old, gay, dead

mik
Oct 15, 2003
oh
why are you in dynamic in eighth on the highway dude

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I got a relatively new car and it makes me feel so dumb.

BSM you say? It's in green and always on. I suppose that's probably good.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Are you sure this is an Audi? You haven't cut that guy off yet.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

freetrialaccount
Nov 24, 2024
be aware, once its health drops to 50% it transforms into its final, deadlier form

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007

Insight: Try to discern the fuck they said.


I remember Megarace looking cooler than that

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007

Insight: Try to discern the fuck they said.


I'm glad your S8 is DYNAMIC a STATIC S8 would be such a loser move

Fuller9x
Feb 15, 2005

Gimme Milk
As an Audi driver, you're leaving way to much space between you and the car in front. By law, the following distance is 2 inches.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Switch to your high damage weapon first for an alpha strike, then switch to your close-range loadout.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

You Are A Werewolf posted:

For real. Keeping my dad’s basic-rear end 2003 GMC Sonoma on the road until the wheels fall off.

Doing the same with my 2002 Honda Accord, 165000 miles and counting.

naem
May 29, 2011

green usually means stamina

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my honda has a digital power meter for the hybrid drive system and it looks cool like star trek the next generation

_____!
May 2, 2004


naem posted:

green usually means stamina
*Ahem* I will not take this erasure of precedent lightly:colbert:

_____! posted:

Is this viral marketing for the new Tokyo Xtreme Racer? If so I'm in.


SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Buce posted:



please advise


(also my tire needs air)

Why are you doing 55mph?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Green means go

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That's a terrible HUD. What information are you supposed to gleam from that? What level is the car? How many HP does it have? Is the car ahead of that another player?

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