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Do you think we'll see caravans of delinquent Floridians heading for the Georgia and Alabama borders to crank it? This could lead to serious traffic congestion as well as internet downtime due to the servers becoming overloaded! Think of it! Florida businessmen booking "spank cruises" on ships equipped with WiFi that go out to international waters so that they can watch their perverted filth on Pornhub, Xvideo, YouPorn, Only Fans, and many more! Right off the coasts! Further polluting the oceans and creating a disgusting biomass the size of Texas! We need to lock down our borders from these horny freaks! I fear that the caravan is already on its way!
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Should have bought nord vpn stock when I had the chance.
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8===D if you're in Florida and you read this post the FBI is coming for you
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Lucky Guy posted:8===D Oh no
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fishing with the fam posted:Should have bought nord vpn stock when I had the chance. That's under the assumption that Floridians have the mental faculties to operate a VPN
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Lucky Guy posted:8===D The govt already knows https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM?feature=shared
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The only way to fight back is to invade Florida and crank it right back at them! Eye for eye, load for load.
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nudeweb still loads just fine here
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Imagine fleeing to Florida because you've been told it's a conservative paradise where you can say and do whatever you want. But you get there and can't go swimming because of the red tide. And traffic is insane because it's all tourists and old people. And everything's expensive as hell now. So you go home and decide you're gonna crank it to relax, but you need to scan your ID now to even get onto a site.
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Bad Purchase posted:nudeweb still loads just fine here heh, loads
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Lucky Guy posted:8===D Classic honeypot!
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Lucky Guy posted:8===D nah it’s cool i pm’d jeffrey a photo of my driver’s license
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Florida already kind of looks like a wang. They censor that poo poo in schools there? Wait. Does Florida still have schools?
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Escape From Noise posted:Wait. Does Florida still have schools? Technically but probably not really.
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For just $69 a month your donation can help a porn starved Florida goon
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the world is so dumb everyone should have access to porn ![]()
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Escape From Noise posted:
That's why those magazines are soggy ![]()
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They're gonna do it Utah style and look at everything through bubbles.
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Yet many goons still confess to living in Florida, Texas...
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Strategic Tea posted:Florida, Texas Sounds like a real hellhole.
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Okay guys I do have some good news: the Dick Sucking factory is still in business.
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But I don't have a dick ![]()
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hope they've cleaned out their Georgian/Alabama cum gutters otherwise we're in for a wet season!
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Scathach posted:But I don't have a dick you're gonna have to go to one of the other states that haven't banned Getting A Dick before returning to the dick sucking factory I'm afraid
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im more suprised that fl just put it into place many other places esp "purple" states like nc already have them.A Fancy Hat posted:Imagine fleeing to Florida because you've been told it's a conservative paradise where you can say and do whatever you want. But you get there and can't go swimming because of the red tide. And traffic is insane because it's all tourists and old people. And everything's expensive as hell now. from nc most websites just dont put the id scan in and block your traffic. just vpn to ca.
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By popular demand posted:Okay guys I do have some good news: the Dick Sucking factory is still in business. thank god I always wondered where it was
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Don't spread the word but I def spotted gov. Desantis there a couple months ago while I was taking a break.
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Could make good $$$ putting smut on DVDs and selling it to the alligator bog people, just use that American ingenuity
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Strategic Tea posted:Yet many goons still confess to living in Florida, Texas... wow, in the 2nd and 3rd most populous states? get outta here
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Why these aren’t porns officer, but fine arts.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Could make good $$$ putting smut on DVDs and selling it to the alligator bog people, just use that American ingenuity BRB registering Gatr VPN as a new business.
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As someone stuck in this hell state, I’m doing my part to fight the dumb law ![]() ![]()
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A new age of porn prohibition buttleggers! Excitement, profit, etc
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I'm looking at tasteful nudes every day in protest
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How long before porn is a valid form of progressive political protest? Assuming it isn't already?
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I too raise my fist in solidarity!
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fartknocker posted:As someone stuck in this hell state, I’m doing my part to fight the dumb law Fight the power!
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Also does the Trump Piss Tape count as porn, and how much was this law enacted to keep people from finding, watching, and/or sharing the Piss Tape (which is real btw)?
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By popular demand posted:I too raise my fist in solidarity! And then I rapidly lower and then raise it again for like 30 seconds, back and forth! In solidarity!
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