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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Do you think we'll see caravans of delinquent Floridians heading for the Georgia and Alabama borders to crank it? This could lead to serious traffic congestion as well as internet downtime due to the servers becoming overloaded!

Think of it! Florida businessmen booking "spank cruises" on ships equipped with WiFi that go out to international waters so that they can watch their perverted filth on Pornhub, Xvideo, YouPorn, Only Fans, and many more! Right off the coasts! Further polluting the oceans and creating a disgusting biomass the size of Texas!

We need to lock down our borders from these horny freaks! I fear that the caravan is already on its way!

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Should have bought nord vpn stock when I had the chance.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

8===D

if you're in Florida and you read this post the FBI is coming for you

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

Lucky Guy posted:

8===D

if you're in Florida and you read this post the FBI is coming for you

Oh no

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

fishing with the fam posted:

Should have bought nord vpn stock when I had the chance.

That's under the assumption that Floridians have the mental faculties to operate a VPN

GreatMrPopo
Apr 17, 2003
i love kami-sama

Lucky Guy posted:

8===D

if you're in Florida and you read this post the FBI is coming for you

The govt already knows

https://youtu.be/4zH9Zca1vRM?feature=shared

MaliciousBiz
Mar 27, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
The only way to fight back is to invade Florida and crank it right back at them! Eye for eye, load for load.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




nudeweb still loads just fine here

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.
Imagine fleeing to Florida because you've been told it's a conservative paradise where you can say and do whatever you want. But you get there and can't go swimming because of the red tide. And traffic is insane because it's all tourists and old people. And everything's expensive as hell now.

So you go home and decide you're gonna crank it to relax, but you need to scan your ID now to even get onto a site.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

nudeweb still loads just fine here

heh, loads

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Lucky Guy posted:

8===D

if you're in Florida and you read this post the FBI is coming for you

Classic honeypot!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Lucky Guy posted:

8===D

if you're in Florida and you read this post the FBI is coming for you

nah it’s cool i pm’d jeffrey a photo of my driver’s license

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Florida already kind of looks like a wang. They censor that poo poo in schools there?

Wait. Does Florida still have schools?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Escape From Noise posted:

Wait. Does Florida still have schools?

Technically but probably not really.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
For just $69 a month your donation can help a porn starved Florida goon

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

the world is so dumb

everyone should have access to porn :mad:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Woods Swamp porn making a comeback?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

Woods Swamp porn making a comeback?

That's why those magazines are soggy :thunk:

Scam Likely
Feb 18, 2021

THREAD KILLED BY
They're gonna do it Utah style and look at everything through bubbles.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

by Pragmatica
Yet many goons still confess to living in Florida, Texas...

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Strategic Tea posted:

Florida, Texas

Sounds like a real hellhole.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Okay guys I do have some good news: the Dick Sucking factory is still in business.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


But I don't have a dick :(

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


hope they've cleaned out their Georgian/Alabama cum gutters otherwise we're in for a wet season!

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Scathach posted:

But I don't have a dick :(

you're gonna have to go to one of the other states that haven't banned Getting A Dick before returning to the dick sucking factory I'm afraid

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
im more suprised that fl just put it into place many other places esp "purple" states like nc already have them.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Imagine fleeing to Florida because you've been told it's a conservative paradise where you can say and do whatever you want. But you get there and can't go swimming because of the red tide. And traffic is insane because it's all tourists and old people. And everything's expensive as hell now.

So you go home and decide you're gonna crank it to relax, but you need to scan your ID now to even get onto a site.

from nc most websites just dont put the id scan in and block your traffic. just vpn to ca.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

By popular demand posted:

Okay guys I do have some good news: the Dick Sucking factory is still in business.

thank god

I always wondered where it was

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't spread the word but I def spotted gov. Desantis there a couple months ago while I was taking a break.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Could make good $$$ putting smut on DVDs and selling it to the alligator bog people, just use that American ingenuity

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Strategic Tea posted:

Yet many goons still confess to living in Florida, Texas...

wow, in the 2nd and 3rd most populous states? get outta here

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Why these aren’t porns officer, but fine arts.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Colonel Cancer posted:

Could make good $$$ putting smut on DVDs and selling it to the alligator bog people, just use that American ingenuity

BRB registering Gatr VPN as a new business.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.


Wedge Regret
As someone stuck in this hell state, I’m doing my part to fight the dumb law :hai::fh:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A new age of porn prohibition buttleggers! Excitement, profit, etc

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

I'm looking at tasteful nudes every day in protest

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



How long before porn is a valid form of progressive political protest? Assuming it isn't already?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I too raise my fist in solidarity!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

As someone stuck in this hell state, I’m doing my part to fight the dumb law :hai::fh:

Fight the power!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Also does the Trump Piss Tape count as porn, and how much was this law enacted to keep people from finding, watching, and/or sharing the Piss Tape (which is real btw)?

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

By popular demand posted:

I too raise my fist in solidarity!

And then I rapidly lower and then raise it again for like 30 seconds, back and forth! In solidarity!

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