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I gotta assume gyrados is constantly attacking boats and eating sailors
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Machamp antagonizes bar patrons into fighting him, claiming self defense after he murders
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Literally all of them except magikarp and maybe Caterpie. They’re all dangerous magical creatures who can shoot fire and electricity from their body so you can’t go into the tall grass without a magical creature to protect you
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The only thing I know about pokemon is when he gets wet he turns into a panda or bear, or a girl or something. also Charzard could prolly burn down
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Mewtwo canonically kills people, and it's smart enough that you know that poo poo is premeditated
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In the anime they get nearly killed every couple of episodes
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Literally all of them except magikarp and maybe Caterpie. They’re all dangerous magical creatures who can shoot fire and electricity from their body so you can’t go into the tall grass without a magical creature to protect you I can take a Ratata.
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Scyther would absolutely disembowel you if you looked at it funny. kiminewt posted:I can take a Ratata. They carry bubonic plague. You'd probably be able to stomp one to death but one scratch and you're dying in the gutter like a medieval peasant.
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mr mime would not only kill you in cold blood, he'd gently caress your mother afterwards
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kiminewt posted:I can take a Ratata. Hyperfang is actually a very good move even for other pokemon so no you cant
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:mr mime would not only kill you in cold blood, he'd gently caress your mother afterwards So that's what happened to Ash's dad ![]()
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Bird Turgler posted:So that's what happened to Ash's dad ![]() exactly, just look at that smug motherfucker ![]()
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i could take a diglet on. just step on that fucker
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I bet Agumon could bite someone's throat off
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TK8325 posted:i could take a diglet on. just step on that fucker You can try ![]() ![]()
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"You're trying to tell me, that for instance, a magical rat that can use electricity at will, would not do so to avoid someone literally enslaving it?"
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Drone_Fragger posted:"You're trying to tell me, that for instance, a magical rat that can use electricity at will, would not do so to avoid someone literally enslaving it?" I don't know if this is a good argument. Consider your average house cat, for example - they domesticated themselves.
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Some idiot probably tried to domesticate a Growlithe and got burnt to death instead. Just like real life, almost every animal has probably killed at least one human, usually because it’s the human’s fault.
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true pokeheads please let me know, have any pokemon in the games or cartoons etc killed or attacked humans? from my limited knowledge your pokemon always just fight the wild pokemon, but like what if you went wandering in the tall grass without any pokefriends? would you just be getting savaged by a bunch of hosed up wild monster animals?
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Yes
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:true pokeheads please let me know, have any pokemon in the games or cartoons etc killed or attacked humans? from my limited knowledge your pokemon always just fight the wild pokemon, but like what if you went wandering in the tall grass without any pokefriends? would you just be getting savaged by a bunch of hosed up wild monster animals? In ruby/sapphire/emerald when you start the game the professor is being attacked directly by a wild pokemon and you have to grab his balls ( ![]() Pikachu tried to kill Ash like a million times before Ash saved him from some angry bird pokemons that ended up attacking him instead. Also if all your pokemon faint when fighting wild pokemon it's somewhat implied that they beat you unconscious, at least that's how I always read it. Bird Turgler fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Jan 25, 2025 |
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drat Pokémon land seems like a pretty hosed up scsry place to live. where im from we have basically no wildlife that can kill or seriously hurt you so dealing with electric snails and psychic badgers and stuff would be an absolute nightmare
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At least it isn't Australia
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All killings are committed by Ditto and blamed on the other 150.
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Also the games explicitly state that Drifloon kidnaps and kills children. I'm not kidding. ![]() e: it's also fatphobic Bird Turgler fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Jan 25, 2025 |
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Honestly, a lot of Pokemon canonically kill people. The little ghost stories in Pokemon games also kick major rear end.
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Pokemon are pitbulls of pokemon setting
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Bird Turgler posted:You can try Bring back the deviantart thread
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Lt. Cock posted:Bring back the deviantart thread no thanks!
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:true pokeheads please let me know, have any pokemon in the games or cartoons etc killed or attacked humans? from my limited knowledge your pokemon always just fight the wild pokemon, but like what if you went wandering in the tall grass without any pokefriends? would you just be getting savaged by a bunch of hosed up wild monster animals? Multiple humans have taken a Hyper Beam to the face and walked it off, implying that Pokémon either can't or won't naturally use lethal force against people, or at least that they're less powerful than you might assume at first glance One was a rocket grunt that Lance was torturing for info, the other is a Skull grunt trying to get you to give him $20 OTOH Cacturne explicitly hunts humans for food, but they only go after people who are already dying in the desert so they probably don't go after someone who can defend themself properly. Bewear absolutely can and will break you in half, but regular bears will do that too Shishkahuben fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Jan 25, 2025 |
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There are multiple child skeletons inside any given victreebell E. Fb
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Also I'm pretty sure Hypno canonically has killed some kids
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I'm going with drowzee, I hate his stupid loving face.![]()
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Squirtle is 007. James Bond killed many humans.
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Drone_Fragger posted:"You're trying to tell me, that for instance, a magical rat that can use electricity at will, would not do so to avoid someone literally enslaving it?" It does use that to avoid it. But then it gets its rear end kicked by the Magical Lizard who's now my friend so its weakened. After that we become BFFs because I provide food, shelter, attention and the ever-important "Friendship" and "Dreams" (Dreams most important in Japan)
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I think first we should determine what type/type combo humans are
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Voltorb / Electrode's evolutionary history points directly to them preying on humans.
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