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Hey yeah A Tale of Two Cities is about the French, set in Paris and France- those are the two cities- and they are really mad at each other. The book follows some French people who eventually take over and everything is good!
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It's definitely not about two young cats who are growing up in different circumstances. That would be "A Tale of Two Kitties."
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Niv High Football Rules!
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itt? ive been doing basically that for 20 years
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ChatGPT, make up some bullshit
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Im buying the assignment off someone who took the class last year
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the thread title was, present and timely. it added value.
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I never didn't do an assignment and I wasn't about to start now so I stayed up late to get it done. but now I realize by doing the assignment I failed to do the op assignment
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I think I was in the 6th grade when I realized that on anything other than an assigned book report that the odds of a teacher having read all the books kids chose, or even being familiar with them, was roughly nil. For a while after that realization I would sometimes just write book reports on completely imaginary books, making them a purely creative endeavor. Similarly, teachers were highly unlikely to actually check reference lists, so on other reports some or all of my resources were entirely fabricated. I didn't do this often and not for very long, but that was more because the ethics were problematic than it was out of fear of getting caught.
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My dad donated 30 grand so the library could get new bookshelves just fuckin pass me
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it says a lot about the human condition
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The text clearly states that the reasons for doing so are nothing trivial. The reasons for which they decided to do this are numerous and important. In conclusion, the reasons for which are numerous and important, while revealing something about the reader themselves via the author.
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Hey yeah teach I did the assignment here it isSONGBEARER posted:A Tale of Two Cities is about the French, set in Paris and also France- those are the two cities- and they are really angry at each other. The book follows some French people who eventually take over and everything is great!!
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Websters defines "bravery" as the "act of being brave", which raises a lot of questions. In this essay...
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Johnny Tremaine invented the high five
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Ok so, instead of a 26 page report on Ireland's government, I accidently wrote a two hundred page Homestuck fanfic. Do you think my.professor will notice?
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lipid posted:Johnny Tremaine invented the high five Johnny Tremaine became a tremendous swimmer, and was able to swim out to Cape Cod and warn them about the British coming.
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Madam Bovaries was a book about a cow that couldn't reproduce so she turned into a total slut and got milked a lot.
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Yeah prof, A Modest Proposal had some interesting ideas in it. I didn't agree with everything Swift said in it, but overall I agree with his proposal.
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If you increase the font size and mess with the margins the paper will be longer
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he was pride. she was prejudice. thank you
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i'm just gonna use chatgpt like all teenagers do nowadays
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slips $20 into the teacher's palm along with the blank assignment
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Chat GPT your speech so the teacher can't run it through an AI checker
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while i completed the assignment the results i learned have affronted my personal beliefs and i have chosen not to reproduce the information in any way. thank you for understanding. the end.
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It was a tale of two cities Probably San Francisco and Vegas
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BigRed0427 posted:Ok so, instead of a 26 page report on Ireland's government, I accidently wrote a two hundred page Homestuck fanfic. not only notice, but judge you harshly for your uninspired and downright trite application of the relationship quadrants
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the Motorola is the power house of the cell phone
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I was supposed to read the house of the seven gables but didn't. We were to give a report on our favorite character from the novel, so i chose the house itself and made a way too involved outfit of the house, including seven gables, and totally played it off. Got an A, yay me.
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Class is over! Hand in your tests right now. Do you know who I am?? No?? Good!! *neatly shuffles test into middle of stack and leaves the room*
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In conclusion the American Civil War was certainly a war but was it ever civil. P.S. I have located your onlyfans account and would like my grade to reflect that.
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TelevisedInsanity posted:the Motorola is the power house of the cell phone lol
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...And it turns out... that mockingbird? Yeah.. That was a bad bird and they were right to kill it.
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this book astutely asks the question “is paris burning?” and the answer is yes, notre dame burned down a couple years ago. in summation, WW2 was not a lot of fun.
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The title of my oral report is "Sharks: Smooth Lions of the Sea." Unlike dolphins, sharks do not have blowholes, and instead breathe through their top fin, which is why it sticks out of the water. Similar to dolphins, however, sharks are not fish. Much as dolphins are actually marsupials, sharks are in fact a type of fungus that adapted to life in the ocean. Like other kinds of fungus sharks must constantly keep moving or they will die, but because the water helps them float they move much faster than fungus that lives on land. Despite this difference, sharks are the same as other kinds of fungus and rely on the blood of other animals to survive, much like vampire bats. A little known fact about sharks is if you cut one in half both sides will grow back to become a full shark in about a week.
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Oh no teach, I forgot to do the assignment! I can't have a bad grade, daddy would be so upset! Maybe there's a way I could... make it up to you? 'Excuse me, who are you? You're not in my class. In fact, how old are you? 30? 40? What the gently caress are you doing here?' ... *sucks his dick anyway* *still doesn't pass*
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The author presents us with an impossibility - that it is both the best and the worst of times, which is only possible if it is the only time. Given that we know that is not the case, we learn that the author is a liar on page one, and we are able to conclude there were never two cities to begin with. Research suggests there are approximately 9,473 cities today and likely several hundred at time of the book’s printing in 2005.
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Hatchet? Uh, somebody cuts some firewood and then they have to kill the dog because it got rabies but it makes a red fern grow I guess?
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No, you're the zero!
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