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 After the "World Crash of '79", massive civil unrest and economic ruin occurs. The United States government is restructured into a totalitarian regime under martial law. To pacify the population, the government has created the Transcontinental Road Race, where a group of drivers race across the country in their high-powered cars and which is infamous for violence, gore, and innocent pedestrians being struck and killed for bonus points. O great American multitude and sports fans everywhere, today we inaugurate the 20th Annual Trans-Continental Road Race. Today, the six bravest young men and women in this greatest of nations will risk their lives in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus! Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned for all the world to behold, in awe, in respect, in fear! All right, all right! This is Ol Opop, your buddy-buddy and mine. And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track! This is a game for 12 players. It will follow the "Legends of the Hidden Temple" ruleset, which was stolen from Ecco as follows: - 6 mason teams, 2 players each. Each player has a mason buddy that is publicly known from before the start of the game. - The roles: 8 Town Racers, 4 Scum Resistance Members. Alignment is assigned randomly after the mason teams are determined. - Nightless game. The Temple Guards don't have a kill, and there are no actions other than posting and voting. - Executions work on a Duel system. At any point during the day, a player may ##challenge another team to a duel. Once a challenge has been issued, only players on either of the two teams involved in the duel may be killed. The game ends when either the Temple Guards outnumber the Adventurers, or are eliminated. Choose a car, grab a navigator, and let's go! The Monster: 1: Zoya 2: JosefStalinator (He/him) 3:burk  The Machine Gun: 1:yuming (she/her) 2:mollyohreally  The Dust Bull: 1: Hal Incandenza (he/him/hal) 2: shwinnebego (he/him)  The Buzz Bomb: 1:Amnistar (He/Him) 2:Jamuraan  The Lion: 1:GulagDolls 2: STONE COLD 64 (his)  The Monster (2008): 1:Freaking Crumbum (he/him/his) 2:Voodoofly (He/Him/Whatever)  Discord Link Opopanax fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 4, 2025 |
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I値l be in the Dust Bull with whomever is cool enough to join me
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Jan 27, 2025 04:51
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josef has summoned me to play in this game we will claim this car which i have not modified in any way: 
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Jan 27, 2025 05:48
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Hal Incandenza posted:I値l be in the Dust Bull with whomever is cool enough to join me me and hal will kill all u dang dirty towncars
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Jan 27, 2025 05:58
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Zoya posted:josef has summoned me to play in this game sorry, sorry, what i meant to say was that we will claim this car which i also have not modified in any way, sorry, my mistake: 
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Jan 27, 2025 06:56
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Zoya posted:sorry, sorry, what i meant to say was that we will claim this car which i also have not modified in any way, sorry, my mistake: burk
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Jan 27, 2025 07:06
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did [timg] embeds always have drop shadows on them that seems new
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Jan 27, 2025 08:21
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i hope nobody's tired of this bit yet cuz i'm definitely not gonna stopZoya posted:sorry, sorry, what i meant to say was that we will claim this car which i also have not modified in any way, sorry, my mistake: while researching [timg] embed drop shadow technology i stumbled across this much better car which josef and i have chosen which has also not been modified in any way but is nevertheless a significant improvement over our previous cars, sorry pop pop, i'm so sorry, this is the car for us for sure, no more uncertainty, this is the one for sure,
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Jan 27, 2025 09:31
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Zoya posted:i hope nobody's tired of this bit yet cuz i'm definitely not gonna stop *Nods burkishly*
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Jan 27, 2025 18:49
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I値l do the machine gun 
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Jan 27, 2025 19:09
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yuming posted:I値l do the machine gun im with u
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Jan 27, 2025 19:10
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machine gun me too
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Jan 27, 2025 19:11
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the monster 08 me!!
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Jan 28, 2025 03:14
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okay keeping in-theme here, i've decided im driving the only watchable entry in the chris nolan batmans
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Jan 28, 2025 03:20
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Join the server you dinguses
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Jan 28, 2025 07:40
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no
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Jan 28, 2025 11:54
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Zoya posted:no
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Jan 28, 2025 17:16
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gib lion
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Jan 29, 2025 08:43
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um is this thing on
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Jan 29, 2025 13:19
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How many points do you get for eliminating a spectator
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Jan 29, 2025 13:48
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our organization is small, but there's massive opportunity, for expansion but we only have one opening!! so, make it quick
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Jan 29, 2025 14:35
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ilmucche posted:How many points do you get for eliminating a spectator Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.
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Jan 29, 2025 16:43
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Opopanax posted:and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points are they still doing the quad-multiplier on toddlers over 12 and what's the over-under for hitting exactly 12 "toddlers"
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Jan 30, 2025 04:04
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I'm really bad at this but I'll play a game
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Jan 30, 2025 04:40
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Jamuraan posted:I'm really bad at this but I'll play a game Ok. Read the op
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Jan 30, 2025 05:23
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Jamuraan posted:I'm really bad at this but I'll play a game how good are you at party games
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Jan 30, 2025 05:42
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Put me wherever there is a spot coach. I知 not picky.
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Jan 30, 2025 06:58
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Pick a car cowards
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Jan 30, 2025 15:17
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JosefStalinator posted:Pick a car cowards carwards!!
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Jan 30, 2025 16:26
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i'm like a dog, out there just chasing cars i don't even know what i'd do if i got to drive one!!
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Jan 30, 2025 16:30
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Opopanax posted:Ok. Read the op Well, you see, the problem is, I can't read.
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Jan 30, 2025 22:05
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Zoya posted:how good are you at party games Really, really bad.
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Jan 30, 2025 22:05
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Jamuraan posted:Well, you see, the problem is, I can't read. You're ready
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Jan 30, 2025 22:21
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Not voting jamuraan
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Jan 30, 2025 22:22
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Freaking Crumbum posted:i'm like a dog, out there just chasing cars How many points are dogs worth
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Jan 31, 2025 00:01
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Jamuraan has a horrible avatar and I will only vote them until they are dead
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Jan 31, 2025 00:01
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ilmucche posted:How many points are dogs worth Are you switching to a Lewis avatar or a Williams avatar?
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Jan 31, 2025 00:02
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ilmucche posted:How many points are dogs worth it's a per-vehicle perk my whip shows u just how loyal a hungry dog really is!! it's not about the money; it's about sending a message
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Jan 31, 2025 01:59
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Gulag and horse just need to find friends and then we can roll
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Opopanax posted:Gulag and horse just need to find friends and then we can roll lmao, gotta go on the journey first!! but okay, i'm willing to join gulag in the Solga Leo if that expedites things
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