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So I recently came into possession of an “unbuildable” lot of land in a residential neighborhood in my town. It isn’t big. Has to be less than 1/4 acre. While I wait for more details from city hall, I’m just brainstorming of ways to profit from this garbage land. Assuming I can build anything but a permanent living structure on it, I intend to build a shrine to Goatse. My ultimate hope is that the city will try and stop me from building this shrine and just offer to buy the land from me to get rid of me. Anyone have any experience forcing a city to buy land from them? Worst case scenario is they call my bluff and I actually build the thing. I guess I can get Kirk Johnson to fly in for a ribbon cutting.
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# ? Feb 7, 2025 20:36 |
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Just don't stand under your sculpture while you're building it like that Blucifer guy.
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let the Georgia Guidestones be your inspiration in terms of scale and grandeur. with luck your shrine will be bombed too.
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Facing toward the sky or the road?
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You should definitely add a slide from the rear end in a top hat to the penis
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Shamewave posted:You should definitely add a slide from the rear end in a top hat to the penis The penis could be a slide! Make it into a playground.
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I regret to inform you that Mr. Johnson passed away quite a while ago.
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Use the land to store nuclear waste. Stamp the waste barrels with goatse.
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make a drive through path like those old redwood tree tunnels.
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they said if you build it he will come. im him
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:I regret to inform you that Mr. Johnson passed away quite a while ago. I thought he was still alive!
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Really you just need to make two big hands. You can finish the rest off with a shovel.
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So this is a good idea to get the city to buy this land from me right?
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No, but you might be able to sell it to a memecoin baron.
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goatface posted:No, but you might be able to sell it to a memecoin baron. a Barron, perhaps?
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Why don't you just keep the land and wrap the entire perimeter in razor wire
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Wendigee posted:Why don't you just keep the land and wrap the entire perimeter in razor wire This is kinda sexy too.
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build a fortified compound out of combustible materials, and pepper the outside with cardboard signs containing apocalyptic prognostications and actionable threats against the ATF and IRS.
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Lure someone into cutting down your trees and get rich with tree law
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whats a goat se???
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you could become your own art installation, just go there every day and practice your stretching routine in front of everyone who passes by
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goatface posted:No, but you might be able to sell it to a memecoin baron. The original goatse.cx is now a memecoin site lol.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:So this is a good idea to get the city to buy this land from me right? It's a great idea. The only question is whether or not you carry through with it. Be real with yourself. Do you have the materials? The time? The skill? You might be better off just staying on the land and opening your rear end in a top hat to show everyone yourself.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:So this is a good idea to get the city to buy this land from me right? absolutely not. this is chance for unparalleled freedom. if i had a quarter acre of real estate to do anything but build on i could think of a million stupid things to do with it and still come up with a few ways to earn enough money doing it to pay the property taxes. get creative
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Just dig and build underground and don't tell anyone?
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Make it a public park but have a very odd shaped wishing well that will make folks using Google maps lol
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Mr.Acula posted:Just dig and build underground and don't tell anyone? The secret entrance is through the Goatse. Hiding it in plain sight.
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put up an art installation that looks just like the stargate from stargate
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So no one has experience You know the more I think about it, the more this sounds like a prologue to a Killdozer sequel. Maybe pissing off my own town isn’t the best idea. ![]()
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Anderson Koopa posted:Just don't stand under your sculpture while you're building it like that Blucifer guy. A Goatse shrine with a body count would be pretty sick TBH.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:So no one has experience My Dad stole land from the council by extending his fence about 6 metres into land they didn’t care about. When they finally realised he’d done it about a year after they basically just gave him a slap on the wrist and let him keep it.
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Escape From Noise posted:A Goatse shrine with a body count would be pretty sick TBH. Lol. ![]()
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Men's washroom needs urinals that are shaped like the goatman's gaping rear end that way you can piss in his rear end. I know he'd approve.
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No permanent dwellings but you could open it up for the homeless to camp in? Guy Opens Area To Shelter Everybody.
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wesleywillis posted:Men's washroom needs urinals that are shaped like the goatman's gaping rear end that way you can piss in his rear end. the rear end is thirsty it's a thirsty rear end
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you should keep it classy and understated and just place an extremely detailed and realistic 1:1 scale statue of the act depicted in hello.jpg (gap3.jpg in gap.zip) in the middle of the property. ideally it should be constructed to last for millenia
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Some websites have soundboards. Goatse shrine should have a sounding board. Where you can drop all sorts of things in to a replica of the goatman's dong. Instead of Whack-a-mole, there should be Whack-a-hole, where you have all sorts of things popping out of the goatman's rear end in a top hat and you have to "whack" them back in to place!! Can you keep up? To recreate what it was like for the goatman to bend over and piss in his own mouth you can bend over a horizontal padded bar till you're almost bent in two, grab a hose and try to spray it in to the mouth of a fibreglass replica of the goatman's head. If you're a real expert you can try it without the bar for the added challenge of staying balanced and on your feet while you do it. Next you can take a water gun, and try to spray it in a replice of the goatman's rear end! If you get water in there it will inflate a dong shaped balloon! Get enough in there in a minute and the balloon dong will start to pee and you're the winner!! Shoot pingpong balls in to the goatman's rear end to win
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wesleywillis posted:Some websites have soundboards. ![]() This is the hard hitting content I come to GBS for.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:No permanent dwellings but you could open it up for the homeless to camp in? Guy Opens Area To Shelter Everybody. This is probably the one thing the neighborhood would hate more than a giant gaping rear end in a top hat statue.
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# ? Feb 7, 2025 20:36 |
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The tunnel of love would be obvious I think
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