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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

It’s misting in LA right now so I went into the backyard and put a little mist on ‘em (my balls). If you ever get a chance to do this I recommend it. I mean it’s your birthright. You gonna let that just slip away?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
What if your balls are always a little bit damp to begin with?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I drench my balls in scalding hot water during a shower, it's so loving intense. Enjoy your... mist.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Can we go a single day without someone starting a thread about balls?

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK
you are approaching dangerous territory here. the ceremony you propose borders perilously on the precipice of ancient and dark magical rites. proceed with caution

wash bucket posted:

Can we go a single day without someone starting a thread about balls?

maybe in the poo poo and stupid hell version of somethingawful dot com

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

wash bucket posted:

Can we go a single day without someone starting a thread about balls?

It's a mist opportunity.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

You need to use Moon Mist if you want to season them properly.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
:hmmyes:

Hearing the mist sizzle on the electrical wires makes my balls ache

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Misread the thread title as mint. Recommending actual mint leaves instead of listerine.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

SunshineMist on my Nutsack Makes Me Happy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seems like it'd be nice after all that hellfire that swept through

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Menthol sack soak or gtfo

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Imagine a menthol mist on em wow.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

covidstomper58 posted:

You need to use Moon Mist if you want to season them properly.


Buttchocks posted:

Misread the thread title as mint. Recommending actual mint leaves instead of listerine.

I just use tajin. I guess I thought everyone did. Leaves a nice warm aftertaste.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Mist T ate my balls

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
usually it's more like this

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It’s misting in LA right now so I went into the backyard and put a little mist on ‘em (my balls). If you ever get a chance to do this I recommend it. I mean it’s your birthright. You gonna let that just slip away?

Pretty roundabout way to tell folks you suck your own balls.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




wash bucket posted:

Can we go a single day without someone starting a thread about balls?

mods gassed the last thread about one thousand shrieking pigs emptying their balls for 30 minutes straight, so of course someone is gonna start a new balls thread

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


sometimes i like to fill two eggcups with lukewarm water and then just, give em a lil dip

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Dr. En, PhD


sounds chill op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

istewart posted:

usually it's more like this



"It's a parody!"

Super ringing endorsement, guys

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Luv 2 dip my balls in mist.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

I like it when it's that right amount of fog that living in Los Angeles feels like being in Silent Hill

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I recommend the OP rub Gold Bond all over his nuts and then take a shower

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sophy Wackles posted:

Luv 2 dip my balls in mist.
im gonna dip my bawls in mist

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
Something something the great muta

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ball Mist™ by Sakz Group®

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Mist me, mist me, now you gotta kiss me? Well not so fast there…

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thought this was The Mist

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I carry around a little crystal spray bottle of pure mountain spring water just for this.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I carry around a little crystal spray bottle of pure mountain spring water just for this.

Make this Holy Water and keep it in a necklace crucifix.

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said
Ham Wrangler
Misted on em
man I just misted on em
misted on em
put your number twos in the air if you did it on em

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