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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

right out of the crock pot wtf

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CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

it was me




i'm dog

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

eat the dogs balls

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Loden Taylor posted:

eat the dogs balls

pls no

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Loden Taylor posted:

eat the dogs balls

Neuticles are a real product :psyduck:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
That's what those little locking things on the side are for just don't lift it by the handle!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


clever dog, good dog imo

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Gravy, Marinara, BBQ, or the ones where you put a bunch of jam and poo poo in them and they come out good somehow?

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Probably burned his teefies

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




yet another thread about balls

ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023

(sings in latex)

kazr posted:

right out of the crock pot wtf

should have offered the dog some

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
" The dog" enjoyed the meat balls

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Bad Purchase posted:

yet another thread about balls

paging famed poster Doctor Dogballs to ttt (to this thread)

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


One of my cats would always do that with parmesan cheese. Turn my back on that pile of fresh grated parm for one second and he’d hop right up and start digging his greedy little face in.

Frankly, I don’t blame him.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
As a kid our bulldog ate my brother’s entire bagel with cream cheese in one bite. I still talk about it twenty plus years on.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Did it use a ladle at least?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Lt. Cock posted:

As a kid our bulldog ate my brother’s entire bagel with cream cheese in one bite. I still talk about it twenty plus years on.

My old cat ate my parent's pea soup and yakked into the pot. That was a disappointing dinner. Thanks for the memory.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

How did this dog navigate the crock pot lid??

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
no respect i tells ya

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I’m kinda wanting some grape jelly meatballs right now, ngl. who else with me?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I mean, is anyone not rooting for the dog? C'mon.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

TheMightyBoops posted:

Gravy, Marinara, BBQ, or the ones where you put a bunch of jam and poo poo in them and they come out good somehow?

Grape jelly + chili sauce it's mind boggling how it's so good

Ziv Zulander posted:

I’m kinda wanting some grape jelly meatballs right now, ngl. who else with me?

You and me both!!!!

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


i had a cat growing up that we adopted. she was a stray until she was about 1. the night we took her home, she leapt up on the kitchen table and snatched a chicken leg off my plate and just bolted with it. dad chased her down and she had a death grip on the thing. it took her a few days to realize "Oh.. ohhhh, you're going to feed me every day and i dont need to do that anymore, neat."

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

dog the bounty hunter ate my balls

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The beast we awoke hath been untamed
Eyes of fireth and wings of a flame
Good dog

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
I'll do it again

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

clever dog, good dog imo

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I want that meatball.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

what if Mr T ate the meat balls

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

CEOofFART posted:

what if Mr T ate the meat balls

Been thinking this

AppleSeason
May 23, 2011
The dog ate the man's food... This is when we say "You're The Man Now, Dog!", right?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

militia etheridge posted:

I'll do it again

Heck yeah, dog with cigar.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Gosh darn it!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
dog broke my crock pot


well actually it wasn't the dog it just got a crack after having it for 10 years

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

ded posted:

dog broke my crock pot


well actually it wasn't the dog it just got a crack after having it for 10 years

crack broke your dog pot

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

clever dog, good dog imo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I forget where I read it, but I really, really liked this theory: That dogs domesticated people - into pack behavior. And not vice versa.

We were the dumb angry apes they chose to lift up.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

reminds me of when i was making a sandwich, i was halfway through and turned around for a second an when i turned back my kitten had jumped on the table and was licking the cheese. It was the last slice but I grilled it so it probably got rid of the kitten germs.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bingo Bongo did not get into the crock pot carnitas so she was given her fair share. Good dog.

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The French Army
Mar 28, 2013

:france: Honneur et Patrie :france:




les choses dans la vie que je choisis sont ilovebeersooomuch

Anderson Koopa posted:

My old cat ate my parent's pea soup and yakked into the pot. That was a disappointing dinner. Thanks for the memory.

So you ate the soup after the cat barfed into it?

:barf::yum:

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