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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


What are you offering your customers: Valentina or Cholula?

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


(and I've already reported my typo in the title. Your truck clearly selling tacos and not saddles)

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
el yucateco. red green and brown.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


snergle posted:

el yucateco. red green and brown.

oh man haven't seen that since I moved away from LA

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
My food truck serves Count Chocula and deep fried deviled eggs

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

snergle posted:

el yucateco. red green and brown.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Store bought salsas? A real taco stand lives and dies by the quality and heat of its salsa. Also adding enough salsa from a dinky bottle would never do, you need a huge bowl with a ladle

Start with this, work your way up:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE77AS_DnHw

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

This is an arms race no Taco Truck wants to start....

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Al pastor, but I can't pronounce it right

Also cash only, since I'm not paying no tax

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



the taco trucks in my neighborhood give you unsealed sandwich bags full of onion, cilantro and limes and super hot red and green sauces aint nobody putting cholula on that poo poo

one of my favorite parts of living in this neighborhood is that i have like 8 options whenever i want for tacos and poo poo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Valentina for the white guys in the know, Cholula for the slobs, el yucateco for mi gente

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I assume any Taco Truck I see is actually an undercover surveillance van.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



my brother said that there's a really good Goku-themed taco truck that sets up by his work during the week, i gotta go try that one sometime

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Valentina is pretty great

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



i have never put valentina or cholula on a food truck taco

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Pace

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

MrQwerty posted:

i have never put valentina or cholula on a food truck taco

I mean they always come with their own salsa fresca so yeah

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


reported

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
My truck features a permanent shrine to Akira Toriyama.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my taco truck is probably 4/10 classy but it's not bad flavorwise

for being run by a middle aged white lady from the northeast

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Mozi posted:

my taco truck is probably 4/10 classy but it's not bad flavorwise

for being run by a middle aged white lady from the northeast

loving shameful

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




my taco trucks make their own sauces none of this store brand crap wtf

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Grey Cat posted:

Valentina is pretty great

yep! Valentina Black Label ftmfw

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Taco Truck with a large Satellite Dish

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Tacos are illegal now

Slip
Jan 20, 2001
I don't judge, unless you use tapatio like some kind of animal. I'd take a packet of fire sauce over that garbage.

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
I went to a taco stand called Tacoway Beach. Ate most of the menu and then layed down to be fat on the beach. It's one of my favorite summer days

Franz_Trashka
Dec 10, 2023

One of the local "fewd trucks" still reps a 978 number so I guess the Las Vegas valley still loves Massachusetts and their Valentina ways. Valentina is still winning the hot sauce wars.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



i feel extremely sorry for anyone putting valentina or cholula on food truck tacos, like lol find a real taco truck

Franz_Trashka
Dec 10, 2023

militia etheridge posted:

I went to a taco stand called Tacoway Beach. Ate most of the menu and then layed down to be fat on the beach. It's one of my favorite summer days



Some fat fat black lab laying on a nudist beach in San Francisco under the bridg dog cock all knotted and hard.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I serve bacon burritos. No beans, no rice, no cheese, no guac, no salsa. Just bacon inside a tortilla.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Sophy Wackles posted:

I serve bacon burritos. No beans, no rice, no cheese, no guac, no salsa. Just bacon inside a tortilla.

thats basically what the breakfast restaurant at my hotel was doing with a smidge of egg as "breakfast tacos," until i had to help fire the "chef."

It wasn't good. No amount of bad salsa, sour cream or guac will fix it.

Nae
Sep 3, 2020

what.

Sophy Wackles posted:

I serve bacon burritos. No beans, no rice, no cheese, no guac, no salsa. Just bacon inside a tortilla.

the tortilla had better be made out of a bacon lattice or else you’ll never attract the coveted ‘goon circa 2013’ demographic

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Taco Bell Fire is the premier egg condiment, comments are closed

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

MrQwerty posted:

i feel extremely sorry for anyone putting valentina or cholula on food truck tacos, like lol find a real taco truck

Also this

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Taco Bell Fire is the premier egg condiment, comments are closed

Take it to the egg thread :sweep:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
The Egg Thread will eventually encompass all of GBS like a delicious omelette.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Zefiel posted:

Store bought salsas? A real taco stand lives and dies by the quality and heat of its salsa. Also adding enough salsa from a dinky bottle would never do, you need a huge bowl with a ladle

Start with this, work your way up:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE77AS_DnHw

May try this recipe

Of course the salsa from the bar is superior, but its also how I last got norovirus and do not recommend that

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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my taco truck isn't open on the weekends

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


One of my local trucks gives you salsa in dime bags. The other has 6 different big squeeze bottles and gives you a couple containers to fill up. Most others ask if you want red, green, or spicy.

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