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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
“Cream cheese!”, screamed Jeeves.

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TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

you still got it wodehouse

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
A long fat demon dick

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym
Alfred Pennyworth (SSJ4)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5456JZPWAvY

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd just send a text on our private network.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The gently caress are you serving your butler for?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
tucking my butler in to his bed at night and kissing him on the forehead. you did good today

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

AARD VARKMAN posted:

tucking my butler in to his bed at night and kissing him on the forehead. you did good today

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


L'il Baby Butler

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Scratching my butler under the chin and he starts purring like a cat

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Das Boo posted:

The gently caress are you serving your butler for?

I was going out for bagels and coming back. It’s common courtesy.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

tucking my butler in to his bed at night and kissing him on the forehead. you did good today

lol

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

After the antisemetic things he said about Benjamin Disraeli I don’t think I’ll be offering Hamilton a bagel.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am only lacking a dedicated man servant to complete my full turn into Batmanism.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

side note: i find that cream cheese plus raw red onions produces some truly horrific gas not long after

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

CEOofFART posted:

side note: i find that cream cheese plus raw red onions produces some truly horrific gas not long after

The staff quarters are in a whole other wing so “not my circus, not my monkey” as they say :confused:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ring the bell and ask your valet to communicate the butler's bagel preference

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The thing about your Butler is that guy is in charge of a large staff of other people. He's your number one guy. Treat him right.

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

My butler and I don't shout across the house like a couple of provincial slobs we have those Nextel phones with the chirp function

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
What happens when your Butler is the shame... Of a nation?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Das Boo posted:

The gently caress are you serving your butler for?

it's Saturnalia

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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Diamond Dallas Page posted:

What happens when your Butler is the shame... Of a nation?

He was entitled to have his past forgotten when he entered my service.

redshirt posted:

The thing about your Butler is that guy is in charge of a large staff of other people. He's your number one guy. Treat him right.

:hai:

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