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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Hell yeah let's get spifflicated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsNWlM3fWmI

i got to drink sum dat good ol' mountain dew at a hipppie commune in the appalachians when i was a youngster. puts hair on you chest and your gizzard both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtjoRpmOjc

beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXAVISpS4wM

vino is fino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfZkvmGn8cE

dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Feb 9, 2025

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
Inebriation is the spice of life

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

signalnoise posted:

Inebriation is the spice of life

i can stay on the floor without holding on!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Yeah I post in GBs

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
some people say i have a problem but i say they help me solve em

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
there's this pineapple rum that i like (rev stiggins fancy) and if you mix it with coffee booze like kahlua it is a real taste treat

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

dee eight posted:

there's this pineapple rum that i like (rev stiggins fancy) and if you mix it with coffee booze like kahlua it is a real taste treat

I like this but with banana instead of pineapple

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyLnRB04QF8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gql9220Qon8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T6N5UBeFpk

:cheers:

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

one time i was out enjoying some vino and later that evening someone broke into the place, dragged me outta bed, put poo poo in my pants (which they left half off), and then apparently ran outta the place leaving the door ajar (or at least that's what I'm assuming happened after I woke up on the floor the next day). still looking for the fucker who did all that. nothing was missing btw

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

CEOofFART posted:

one time i was out enjoying some vino and later that evening someone broke into the place, dragged me outta bed, put poo poo in my pants (which they left half off), and then apparently ran outta the place leaving the door ajar (or at least that's what I'm assuming happened after I woke up on the floor the next day). still looking for the fucker who did all that. nothing was missing btw

i feel sorry for people that can't booze it up without making a mess, really

it's sad but maybe consider that a life of drunken debauchery is not for you.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

dee eight posted:

i feel sorry for people that can't booze it up without making a mess, really

it's sad but maybe consider that a life of drunken debauchery is not for you.

so you're saying i should be a superstar cop instead

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
no, i'm saying you should go home and maybe look for a meaningful life that doesn't include ethyl alcohol


have you tried LSD?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

PLEASE watch my YouTube liquor and beer reviews!! Today I am reviewing DeKuyper Triple Sec.... shout-out to my viewers and subs last video got 100 views a new high!!... Wow... 100 people, thank you.

*You click the link and are confronted by an extremely red face breathing heavily*

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Getting really drunk every once in a while chases away evil spirits.

hahaha
May 6, 2024

aaaaaaaaaahhhh! >:0

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Since no one will remember anything posted in here, I would like to apologize sincerely to the cows in that field that one time.... I was just following the popular farm guy!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
all things in moderation including moderaton

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Extra Large Marge posted:

Getting really drunk every once in a while chases away evil spirits.

Gotta chase the evil spirits with good beer!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

dee eight posted:

all things in moderation including moderaton

I moderate by being extreme in both directions.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Extra Large Marge posted:

Getting really drunk every once in a while chases away evil spirits.

maybe it was evil spirits who did it!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
beer with liquor, get drunker much quicker

liquor with beer, let's order a pizza too

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
gently caress liquor, weed is supreme

i am an alcoholic

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My friend became a WINE SNOB and it sucked rear end for like a year.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I知 Mormon, I値l just have a diet sprite please

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

signalnoise posted:

gently caress liquor, weed is supreme

how 'bout you, have you tried LSD?

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

signalnoise posted:

gently caress liquor, weed is supreme

i am an alcoholic

supreme at making everything within 300 yards smell like a skunk's rear end after it's been runover and laying in the sun for two weeks, yes

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

N. Senada posted:

I知 Mormon, I値l just have a diet sprite please

Be hard core and get one of those milkshakes with a half piece of cake sticking out.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

dee eight posted:

how 'bout you, have you tried LSD?

I haven't and don't intend to. I did however use a vape that contained fly agaric mushroom extract and did the whole "I don't get what it's supposed to do" only to have sort of a mental breakdown after 2 weeks. I think regular old weed does the job for the kind of inebriation I want. I can use as much weed as I want and not have a hangover, and the kind I like just makes me feel fuzzy and makes food taste better

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
Feel like we should include this gentleman in this thread.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I saw the MJ playoff game against the Celtics (on TV). It was legit like watching some kind of live miracle.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHPcvRN-XA

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

mlem
Cybernetic Crumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MykD8zgHuy8

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You mightn't be able to tell me by typing but I'm black out drunk right now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You mightn't be able to tell me by typing but I'm black out drunk right now.
7
Lincoln
Freeze
Let it go Brother....

Rusting

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to eggterpretation!
Been cutting back on the booze lately but drat I could go for like a singular cold one right now.

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

I've mostly switched to THC drinks like Buzn. Does that count?

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
awww man drinking songs are my poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwoN0SlrSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1RIE3wQovM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE8aJwCp2Fc

Les Os fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Feb 10, 2025

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
if i ever owned a bar i would name it The Cathedral of Booze and the sign board out front would say "services daily until 2 am"

Shamewave
Nov 25, 2024

non ironically i知 drunk right now after attending a terrible gig so this thread fits like a glove

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
I was in a pub in Boston last weekend that inexplicably had a bottle of Malort on the shelf and I was real tempted to ask for a snort to finally try it but then my meal came out and I forgot about it.

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