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Disco GreenJackets
Jun 2, 2024

by vyelkin
(i know getting rich is impossible blah blah capitalism blah blah odds blah blah blah)

But I sorta have a memory for what I'll do if I ever get gently caress off rich money (to me gently caress off rich money means reoccuring payments not just one lump sum)

for me if I ever win that 100k for a month for the rest of my life thing I think among the thing is saving up 2 -3 million dollar inheritence fund each for autistic niece and my nephew who has autism and oppositional defiance disorder and autism

Then the other thing I plan on doing is renting a nice house in St. Louis with like three dogs golden retriever, shepard mix and shar pei in a nice cozy surburban area

Then among the other things

Buying that godfuckingawful 105.7 point and literally changing to any rock I see on youtube like Aesop Rock /Black Moth Super Rainbow/The Rapture/MF Doom/Tame Impala and anything like that seriously listening to that radio station as it is like getting a psychic concussion grenade being thrown in my general direction. it gets bad when they play LINKIN PARK I genuinely don't care if people think they're good oh no oh no no gtfo outta here with that I was clowning on that poo poo in my sophomore year of high school

Buying that godfucking awful 107.7 pop music station and just make it play vapour wave or some current loving pop songs

Buying that fuckawful loving terrible The Arch station and having it play all kinds of pop music from the internet

I would also visit Vietnam and see what's going on there and pay tribute to the Northern Liberation Front and flirt with being a rice farmer in vietnam because that would get me off social media and I'd help out with rice and grain exports and stuff

Empty out my eShop wishlist and my Steam wishlists

Just try to enjoy the bougie life I'd fund every LGTBQ+ political organization and every LGTBQ+ homeless shelter

I'd also fund KDHX radio station which apparently having problems with management rn

I'd also snap under the amount of money I have and fund anarchocommunist group and help them build a loving texas killdozer to raze Joe Rogan's compound

and that's it I guess fund all the disabled people on twitch and youtube

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Nah.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I'm too concerned with getting by to think about what I'd do with something I'll never have, op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Too busy looking back you missed everything ahead"

- Steve Ruralton

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

i would quit my job to become a posting coach and provide help to wayward souls like yourself op

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i plan to use my wealth to finance the killing & eating of the wealthy

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
Does Linkin Park have a new singer now or what's up?

Disco GreenJackets
Jun 2, 2024

by vyelkin

Kmount da Hood posted:

Does Linkin Park have a new singer now or what's up?

They have a lady lead singer

that period of time in 2024 where every music forum was talking about how Linkin Park was back should've been warning

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




1. stop working

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

Bad Purchase posted:

1. stop working

I can't or I die.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was gonna unleash the terrors of OLIGARCHY, but I see that is underway without my assistance. Which is nice (report card wise).

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Bad Purchase posted:

1. stop working

yeah pretty much this

i would do the same things i just would not work anymore

gently caress work, gently caress working, gently caress employers and jobs, they can all eat poo poo

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
You might be surprised how incredibly bored you get once you don't have to work

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

signalnoise posted:

You might be surprised how incredibly bored you get once you don't have to work

Yep. You need a project or something to focus on.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im going to buy a house just for all of my synthesizers when im rich. multi-level modular room with a fire pole connecting them.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

flubber nuts posted:

im going to buy a house just for all of my synthesizers when im rich. multi-level modular room with a fire pole connecting them.

Ya ever been to the Moogseum?

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

redshirt posted:

Yep. You need a project or something to focus on.

yeah maybe to clarify


i wouldn't sit idle


but i sure as gently caress wouldn't "work"


(gently caress WORK)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I never have to work again. Might as well live in St. Louis.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Buy SA, run it into the ground :grin:
Also ban op for having aspirations above their station.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
I’ll free pencilhands

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’ll free pencilhands

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

Buy SA, run it into the ground :grin:
Also ban op for having aspirations above their station.

This is how you become Numbers Guy...

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
I live in a community that really knows how to put people in positions.

hahaha
May 6, 2024

NO

hahaha
May 6, 2024

wait yes

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
I'd fund a space mission to strap thrusters on an asteroid so I can direct it directly into the face of elon musk

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

frumpykvetchbot posted:

I'd fund a space mission to strap thrusters on an asteroid so I can direct it directly into the face of elon musk

Ever hear about a special moon named Callisto?

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010


Kmount da Hood posted:

I can't or I die.

It's kind of like that movie with jason statham where he had to be super stoked all the time or else he would die, but with work instead of stoked

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kevin Bacon posted:

It's kind of like that movie with jason statham where he had to be super stoked all the time or else he would die, but with work instead of stoked

Crank 2

Diamond Dallas Page
Nov 17, 2017

og brogi
I hear boats are a great investment

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I guess if I hit it rich what I'd do with my life is play video games and maybe make my own

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Diamond Dallas Page posted:

I hear boats are a great investment

especially DIVE BOATS, those are really profitable

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Diamond Dallas Page posted:

I hear boats are a great investment

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010


signalnoise posted:

I guess if I hit it rich what I'd do with my life is play video games and maybe make my own

Which video games would you play

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

Kevin Bacon posted:

It's kind of like that movie with jason statham where he had to be super stoked all the time or else he would die, but with work instead of stoked

Yeah but it's all pointers and penis diversion. No tweak.

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010


Kmount da Hood posted:

Yeah but it's all pointers and penis diversion. No tweak.

Time for a career change

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024

Kevin Bacon posted:

Time for a career change

Build that car, sing that song, porn that porn, I've done all the feats but that ain't what they wanted.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If you have not seen The Beekeeper with Jason Statham, make a point of doing so.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

I would buy a guillotine and try to convince all my new rich friends it's the cool thing to do, just to make it easier for the common people. Lead by example you know?

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