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in addition to the standard "gently caress you, T-word" horn would be very helpful and would make society more polite
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Buce posted:in addition to the standard "gently caress you, T-word" horn Where do I get the horn that calls people trannies exactly?
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I want a car horn that goes "ope, let me scooch on by ya"
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emSparkly posted:Where do I get the horn that calls people trannies exactly? oops, the t-word i was thinking of was "t-rex" militia etheridge posted:I want a car horn that goes "ope, let me scooch on by ya" yes, solid choice.
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And there should be a U turn signal also!
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I think I read somewhere that they used to have two different ones, a loud "country" horn and a quieter "town" horn but idk if I'm imagining that now
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I want a horn that screams random David Lynch quotes at people.
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Furiously honking my Werner Hertzog horn in the Costco parking lot
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nullandvoid posted:Furiously honking my Werner Hertzog horn in the Costco parking lot the cars don't sing, they screech in pain
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another horny thread
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Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex
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Had to honk at someone today I did it politely Making progress on my road rage
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My horn just emits the sound file ripped from this video: https://youtube.com/shorts/fsGRo5ogVRk?si=cK5ryanjDQwPkFOs
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Every time I am driving and my husband is in the car he freaks out if I honk at someone because he says we are going to get shot for doing it. He's not entirely wrong. ![]()
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i need a horn that sticks a big ol fuckin dildo right up the butt of whomever is being a lovely driver to me
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A little “my bad” honk to apologize.
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Three Olives posted:Every time I am driving and my husband is in the car he freaks out if I honk at someone because he says we are going to get shot for doing it. It's illegal to use your car horn in Texas unless it's an emergency. I got a ticket once for honking in anger (Arlington, 1999).
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Three Olives posted:Every time I am driving and my husband is in the car he freaks out if I honk at someone because he says we are going to get shot for doing it. That's why I'm always holding my handgun threateningly out my driverside window no matter the weather
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You are supposed to use your horn to send terse morse code messages to other drivers on the road. One beep for ".", one prolonged slam for "_". If you're not using it correctly, you are being an inconsiderate hazard whilst operating an automotive vehicle.
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i ram the person so hard they get shoved into their horn, making them the aggressor
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R.L. Stine posted:i ram the person so hard they get shoved into their horn, making them the aggressor E40 - Practice Drivin' Hard
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My car horn plays Dixie and I can’t honk it without being called a racist
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Just give them the middle finger OP. But apologetically.
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Get on Mexico 's level ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi-ky5dmnAE
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d0s posted:I think I read somewhere that they used to have two different ones, a loud "country" horn and a quieter "town" horn but idk if I'm imagining that now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6PUiXmLeQ&t=522s Not gonna lie, I could sit around in my car all day having a traffic jam with myself
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People would just use it ironically to grift. I agree lets do this
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I think this is a brilliant idea. You should be able to adjust your horn depending on mood too. Like sometimes I feel fancy wearing nice clothes with a top hat and cuffs and such and decide to buy an ice cream cone from a local creamery and find that in between my excited licks I’ve dripped little splatters of ice cream all over one of my cuffs which is decidedly UNFANCY and NOT COOL I want a horn that says that
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Horns don't change people op. You can't make people better with your horn. You have to curse them with your middle finger.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGSNxkCIln0
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All out of horn juice OP
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I have my car horn set to play the entirety of the azan
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laying on the horn IM SORRY IM SORRY IM loving SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Using "horn english" to convey mood - like a friendly quick double honk, for example.
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hey redshirt, how am i supposed to recognize you if you keep changing your avata
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enable proximity voice chat so everyone can yell at each other through one anothers radios
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Buce posted:hey redshirt, how am i supposed to recognize you if you keep changing your avata Look for me to the North, at dawn of the third day... I will beep.
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it plays the price is right losing horn
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Milo and POTUS posted:it plays the price is right losing horn I want the "Matterhorn"
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