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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

in addition to the standard "gently caress you, T-word" horn

would be very helpful and would make society more polite

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emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to eggterpretation!

Buce posted:

in addition to the standard "gently caress you, T-word" horn

Where do I get the horn that calls people trannies exactly?

militia etheridge
Jan 2, 2005

sounds ruff
I want a car horn that goes "ope, let me scooch on by ya"

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

emSparkly posted:

Where do I get the horn that calls people trannies exactly?

oops, the t-word i was thinking of was "t-rex"

militia etheridge posted:

I want a car horn that goes "ope, let me scooch on by ya"

yes, solid choice.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
And there should be a U turn signal also!

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

I think I read somewhere that they used to have two different ones, a loud "country" horn and a quieter "town" horn but idk if I'm imagining that now

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I want a horn that screams random David Lynch quotes at people.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Furiously honking my Werner Hertzog horn in the Costco parking lot

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

nullandvoid posted:

Furiously honking my Werner Hertzog horn in the Costco parking lot

the cars don't sing, they screech in pain

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




another horny thread

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺
Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Had to honk at someone today

I did it politely

Making progress on my road rage

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My horn just emits the sound file ripped from this video: https://youtube.com/shorts/fsGRo5ogVRk?si=cK5ryanjDQwPkFOs

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Every time I am driving and my husband is in the car he freaks out if I honk at someone because he says we are going to get shot for doing it.

He's not entirely wrong. :smith:

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

i need a horn that sticks a big ol fuckin dildo right up the butt of whomever is being a lovely driver to me

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
A little “my bad” honk to apologize.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Three Olives posted:

Every time I am driving and my husband is in the car he freaks out if I honk at someone because he says we are going to get shot for doing it.

He's not entirely wrong. :smith:

It's illegal to use your car horn in Texas unless it's an emergency.

I got a ticket once for honking in anger (Arlington, 1999).

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Kiss me
Beneath the Luca twilight
Lead me
To your blitzball goal

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Three Olives posted:

Every time I am driving and my husband is in the car he freaks out if I honk at someone because he says we are going to get shot for doing it.

He's not entirely wrong. :smith:

That's why I'm always holding my handgun threateningly out my driverside window no matter the weather

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You are supposed to use your horn to send terse morse code messages to other drivers on the road. One beep for ".", one prolonged slam for "_". If you're not using it correctly, you are being an inconsiderate hazard whilst operating an automotive vehicle.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007
i ram the person so hard they get shoved into their horn, making them the aggressor

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

R.L. Stine posted:

i ram the person so hard they get shoved into their horn, making them the aggressor

E40 - Practice Drivin' Hard

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
My car horn plays Dixie and I can’t honk it without being called a racist

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Just give them the middle finger OP. But apologetically.

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


Get on Mexico 's level :colbert:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi-ky5dmnAE

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



d0s posted:

I think I read somewhere that they used to have two different ones, a loud "country" horn and a quieter "town" horn but idk if I'm imagining that now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6PUiXmLeQ&t=522s
Not gonna lie, I could sit around in my car all day having a traffic jam with myself

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
People would just use it ironically to grift.

I agree lets do this

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I think this is a brilliant idea. You should be able to adjust your horn depending on mood too. Like sometimes I feel fancy wearing nice clothes with a top hat and cuffs and such and decide to buy an ice cream cone from a local creamery and find that in between my excited licks I’ve dripped little splatters of ice cream all over one of my cuffs which is decidedly UNFANCY and NOT COOL

I want a horn that says that

Kmount da Hood
Oct 18, 2024
Horns don't change people op. You can't make people better with your horn. You have to curse them with your middle finger.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGSNxkCIln0

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

All out of horn juice OP

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I have my car horn set to play the entirety of the azan

hahaha
May 6, 2024

laying on the horn IM SORRY IM SORRY IM loving SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Using "horn english" to convey mood - like a friendly quick double honk, for example.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

hey redshirt, how am i supposed to recognize you if you keep changing your avata

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

enable proximity voice chat so everyone can yell at each other through one anothers radios

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Buce posted:

hey redshirt, how am i supposed to recognize you if you keep changing your avata

Look for me to the North, at dawn of the third day... I will beep.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
it plays the price is right losing horn

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

it plays the price is right losing horn

I want the "Matterhorn"

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

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