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You are put in a situation where you have to have a roommate and there's nothing you can do about it. You are given this list to choose from and you can only pick one: 
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Feb 11, 2025 04:42
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I would defeat all of these cellmates in single combat or in a FFA and their meager possessions would be added to my hoard.
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Feb 11, 2025 04:46
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Frank seems like a guy I'd like to post with
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Feb 11, 2025 04:48
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Smugworth posted:Frank seems like a guy I'd like to post with Hey what's up?
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Feb 11, 2025 04:52
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Frank seems to be the least problematic and the most useful and chill room mate among the rest, I could deal with his conservative opinions just fine as long as he is not a complete dick about it and stick with his pros
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Feb 11, 2025 04:55
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Paola, Claire and Chad seem to be a nightmare to live with
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Feb 11, 2025 04:56
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Doesn't matter, they're all going in my freezer.
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Feb 11, 2025 05:02
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Ryan. A roommate who is barely ever home is always the best kind of roommate. If he's not there his lovely rear end friends aren't there either. And also I've always wanted to learn how to surf.
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Feb 11, 2025 05:05
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i bet i could kill any of them in their sleep, dependimg on how heavily/lightly they sleep
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Feb 11, 2025 05:05
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Do any of them have pets? I can tolerate a lot of bullshit in exchange for hanging out with a cool dog.
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Feb 11, 2025 05:06
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It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing ... BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *Every potential room mate comes in with everything for a HUGE party*
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Feb 11, 2025 05:07
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also youre clearly pencil master, so get the gently caress out
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Feb 11, 2025 05:08
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Pretty sure this was made for right-leaning young men, so Frank's probably a leftist. Not really seeing any down sides with that guy, although being pro-tobacco and anti-weed is pretty lame.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:00
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no milfs, not interested
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Feb 11, 2025 06:07
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No gently caress it just go homeless.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:08
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I'll pick Janet, she seems like a regular GBS poster
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Feb 11, 2025 06:12
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Why does this inane meme assume I am a straight man.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:13
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Ryan seems like the easiest to live with, since he’s never around. Second choice is Ali who only seems moderately annoying (and let’s be honest, moderately annoying is probably the best you can hope for in a roommate). And to the poster who said Frank is a fellow leftist, you’re in for a shock the day he pops on his MAGA cap and mocks you for being woke.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:15
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Stopped reading and caring about the other contestants after I read Janet will bring me food.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:18
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“The worst periods, will make your life miserable during that time”
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Feb 11, 2025 06:20
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I feel like chad would get all sorts of hair product in the sink and never clean it.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:21
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im going to choose them all, and gently caress them all
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Feb 11, 2025 06:31
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Chad’s only looking to movie in with you since his parents got sick of him mooching around their mansion.
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Feb 11, 2025 06:31
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No
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Feb 11, 2025 06:32
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TelevisedInsanity posted:I'll pick Janet, she seems like a regular GBS poster Agree there except she seems to enjoy zhoeers
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Feb 11, 2025 06:58
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FRANK
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Feb 11, 2025 07:01
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Anderson Koopa posted:Agree there except she seems to enjoy zhoeers You're a goon, I don't see why her being in the shower would bother you. Alternatively: She's DTF, gently caress in the shower with her.
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Feb 11, 2025 07:11
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redshirt posted:FRANK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbt61vcAkG0
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Feb 11, 2025 07:16
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you paid  to post this
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Feb 11, 2025 07:24
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Who's the bigger sucker? The person who paid 10bux to post it, or the person who paid 10bux to read it?
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Feb 11, 2025 07:29
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Test your might
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Feb 11, 2025 07:49
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also i'll have sex with all of them
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Feb 11, 2025 09:08
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I'm never having roommates again op, and I don't have to.
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Feb 11, 2025 09:12
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Ryan seems cool but if he actually hates Bablyon 5 that's a deal breaker.
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Feb 11, 2025 09:17
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drilldo squirt posted:I'm never having roommates again op, and I don't have to. Hell yeah. I last had a roomate in 1994. Good riddance!
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Feb 11, 2025 09:21
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I choose the thin black lines separating the candidates. they seem very polite
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Feb 11, 2025 09:28
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Ryan 100%
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Feb 11, 2025 09:31
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The General posted:Who's the bigger sucker? The person who paid 10bux to post it, or the person who paid 10bux to read it? I paid $10 to read dozens of threads roughly as good as this one 
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Feb 11, 2025 09:58
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No mention at all of the elasticity of their assholes these stats are useless
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Feb 11, 2025 10:10
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The General posted:You're a goon, I don't see why her being in the shower would bother you. Alternatively: She's DTF, gently caress in the shower with her. Lol. I was half asleep taking my dog out in the middle of the night. I'm impressed you picked up showers from whatever I typed lol.
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Feb 11, 2025 10:52
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