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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
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What in the gently caress is this

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Cannon_Fodder posted:

What in the gently caress is this

There are worse there that individually make sense but bunched together are :psyduck:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

first off gently caress your bitch and the clique you claim west side when we ride come equipped with game

naem
May 29, 2011

what’s a lanch

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Cannon_Fodder posted:

What in the gently caress is this

Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize I need to lead you down the primrose path. 🙄 Reformation hard lanches ‘official boyfriend’, Pete Davidson.

naem
May 29, 2011

launch? latch?

lunch?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Somewhere a teenager is crumbling up some loud and rolling an L turned to page 28 of the latest issue of Rolling stone: REFORMATION HARD LANCHES 'OFFICIAL BOYFRIEND; PETE
DAVIDSON

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Check out this 4.5 star review of the latest in Bob Dylan’s anthology series after learning more about Pete’s hard lanch.

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
In a year filled with awful things and tragedy, this headline might be the worst thing that has happened.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

“You’ve seen regular boyfriends on shopping trips — uninspired, bored, playing chess on their phone. Our boyfriend is different,” says Reformation, in a release. “He supports your decisions. He’s invested in your happiness. He notices the difference between the Val Mid-Rise Jeans and the Abby Low-Rise Jeans. That’s enough to make us love Pete, but we also have a ton in common. Like reliability. Flattery. Sexiness.”

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I have no idea what those words mean OP.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

lmao they spelt “Davison” wrong

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
One of the funnier Pete Davidson adjacent jokes in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGchm0xP-TM

naem
May 29, 2011

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Anderson Koopa posted:

One of the funnier Pete Davidson adjacent jokes in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGchm0xP-TM

Gat drat lol

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Wendigee posted:

Gat drat lol

Oh apologies. For context it was the Roast of Rob Lowe lol

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

naem posted:

what’s a lanch

lunch at a ranch.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

im eating lanch right meow

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I love it when they hard lanch

naem
May 29, 2011

big nipples big life posted:

lunch at a ranch.

raunch

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

naem posted:

raunch

that's after lanch.

ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024

I feel like I don't want Peter Davidson to be my official boyfriend.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ZemblaRex posted:

I feel like I don't want Peter Davidson to be my official boyfriend.

Sorry but the paperwork is in

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op i hope your living space gets infested by wasps

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Pete Davidson's still alive? :confused:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

op i hope your living space gets infested by wasps

Sorry but unfortunately I missed and deposited the wasps into his anus

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

op i hope your living space gets infested by wasps

this is the most horrible ting ive eever read. what is wrong with u

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Oscar Hartzog should consider another career.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

op i hope your living space gets infested by wasps

Settle down, beavis.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The wrong Davidson died on 9/11

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

If he's gonna be my official boyfriend, can we at least get an official penis measurement? :awesome:

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Run that by me again.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Presto posted:

Run that by me again.

pete davidson is now your boyfriend, you are having lanch tomorrow.

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
Pete Davidson Flexes His Tattoo-Free Muscles as He Plays the ‘Perfect Boyfriend’ in Sexy Reformation Ad

I'm phone posting on break so I don't have time to repost the enclosed photos, but the word "saltine" immediately comes to mind.

He should spend another $200,000 on getting tattooed again

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

If I had to pick between Pete Davidson and Kanye West, I would choose Pete Davidson. I don't like either one, but I hate Kanye.

Pete Davidson has done something right since he's not Kanye West

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

The Grimace posted:

If I had to pick between Pete Davidson and Kanye West, I would choose Pete Davidson. I don't like either one, but I hate Kanye.

Pete Davidson has done something right since he's not Kanye West

Who would you pick Kanye over?

That's gotta be a short list.

ZemblaRex
Sep 21, 2024

Anderson Koopa posted:

Who would you pick Kanye over?

That's gotta be a short list.

Hitler?

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Trump? Vance?

At least Kanye can rap

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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Sometimes the only way to win is to not play the game. (sagely nod)

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