If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be

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i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

For me, Japanese curry. And don't say my mom's pussy cause she's dead.

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Your dead mom�s pussy

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:20

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

err do we have to take nutrition into account or are we just picking a flavor/texture of our bachelor chow?

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:21

A Festivus Miracle: Dec 19, 2012; I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

well, considering whatever you eat, it's not going to be nutritionally complete the rest of your life is gonna be fairly short

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:22

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

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# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:22

DamnCanadian: Jan 3, 2005; Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Pez. Cherry flavored Pez.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:38

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; Can't post for 9 hours!

Pez. Cherry flavoured pez. Theres no question about it.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:38

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

can i make the 'one thing' a big buffet

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:40

Mega64: May 23, 2008

rear end

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:42

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Wendigee posted:

err do we have to take nutrition into account or are we just picking a flavor/texture of our bachelor chow?

Put me down for burrito for my bachelor chow for life.

Guac, cheese, queso (I'm aware), rice, beans, pico.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:42

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

food

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:43

Southern Cassowary: Jan 3, 2023; warmth

some kind of mediterranean diet style thing, like salmon and veggies with olive oil and couscous or something, i'd have to think about exact details. just force a healthy meal that's pretty good.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:43

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

A Festivus Miracle posted:

well, considering whatever you eat, it's not going to be nutritionally complete the rest of your life is gonna be fairly short

Would you rather live 20 years and eat whatever you want?

Or live 90 years and eat a perfect diet?

Put me down for 60-70 with a diet some of indulgences

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:44

Mega64: May 23, 2008

Soylent

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:44

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Gonna go with infinite Crab Rangoon

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:48

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Mega64 posted:

Soylent

Even if it's made of people? :thunk:

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:48

CEOofFART: Nov 24, 2024

Mr. T's Balls

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# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:50

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Thyroid medication

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:50

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Steak, eggs, and potatoes

I would be welcomed at Valhalla, glistening and fat

# ? Feb 12, 2025 01:53

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Vampire Panties posted:

Steak, eggs, and potatoes

I would be welcomed at Valhalla, glistening and fat

This is 3 things

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:00

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Mr.Acula posted:

This is 3 things

You could toss em all together and call it a "Bowl".

That's what KFC does.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:01

frumpykvetchbot: Feb 20, 2004; PROGRESSIVE SCAN; Upset Trowel

durian

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:02

naem: May 29, 2011

MEAT

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:04

pantsofdoom: Nov 20, 2003; i like pants

brunch.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:05

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Brother Tadger posted:

Your dead mom’s pussy

Close thread op. You have been thoroughly pwnt.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:09

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

that area between the clit/brown/taint-area pOwns

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:14

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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Sushi - salmon, specifically.

That or shwarma.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:14

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

right now if i had to pick id say poke bowls. a flexible selection of healthy ingredients for a complete nutritional spectrum

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:19

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

meat pies

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:22

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

beans

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:23

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

When I was a little kid I spent a lot of time deciding what I would ask for if I ever got 3 wishes from a magic genie. One of my wishes would be the power to summon a slice of pizza whenever I wanted.

So let's keep the dream alive and say pizza.

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:25

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

meat pies

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:26

Duck and Cover: Apr 6, 2007

Hmmm I don't know. What if there was some sort of magical food that could combine two foods into one? *shrugs*

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:34

naem: May 29, 2011

Southern Cassowary posted:

some kind of mediterranean diet style thing, like salmon and veggies with olive oil and couscous or something, i'd have to think about exact details. just force a healthy meal that's pretty good.

this is a good answer, you could get all healthy and in shape out of the situation at least

# ? Feb 12, 2025 02:34