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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Bork bork bork?

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Waltzing Along posted:

Bork bork bork?

BORK BORK BORK!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



yes

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺
I heard Bork Bork Bork isnt even real swedish

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




extremely problematic

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves!
"Swede" isn't a race.

Also Swedes do say "bork bork bork" all the time. Those were Gustavus Adolphus' final words as he charged ahead of his guard unit at Lützen.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’ve never been to Sweden but I’ve been to ikea so I’m pretty sure I know what I’m talking about when I say Swedish chef is an accurate representation

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
deport all chefs

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

i thought he sounded more Norwegian anyway :confused:

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
the swedish chef is a racist, yes

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

To clarify: It's not me that sees it sexual. I think other people do and I can see why.
I once met a Swede and when I brought up the Swedish Chef his eyes lit up and he almost wept with how happy he was I knew what the Swedish Chef was.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

the swedish chef is a racist, yes

Yeah but it's weird inter-scandanavian racism. Incomprehensible for anyone not from Northern Europe.

mekyabetsu
Dec 17, 2018

Majorian posted:

"Swede" isn't a race.

Everything is a race now. You can be racist against countries, people with diabetes, gamers, whoever you want.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


I see your Swedish Chef and raise you a few Mexican bandito lobsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWGh1YYT4vI

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I don't think you can be racist against swedes, they have a king, it's righteous to oppose them

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I dunno but he's evil.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Catastrophe posted:

I dunno but he's evil.



:eyepop: :popeye: :stare:

Very cursed thank you.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I’ve never heard him discuss his views on other races, but he probably is

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

The Swedish Chef is from a country that doesn't actually exist (Swedeland? Who's ever heard of that?) but is amazing satire of every person from that Scandinavian country you don't like. Yeah that one specifically.

About as racist a stereotype is as Kermit is to vaguely polite New World Caucasians.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah you can't be racist against euros

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

mekyabetsu posted:

Everything is a race now. You can be racist against countries, people with diabetes, gamers, whoever you want.

can you be racist against woke :magemage:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
No

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

They ought to bring back Cröonchy Stars Cereal.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





The Swedish chef is actually very progressive OP.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Sophy Wackles posted:

The Swedish chef is actually very progressive OP.

then he won't deny he is a racist

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

mekyabetsu posted:

Everything is a race now. You can be racist against countries, people with diabetes, gamers, whoever you want.

Companies in the pant manufacturing industry who don't offer 36" length as normal stock or torso coverings that don't have extra long sleeves and any seat that doesn't offer enough legroom are racist towards normal size people.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Only racist because I'm convinced that they were thinking of Danish when they created him. Mocking the Danes would be fine, you just need to call them by their right name while doing so

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Does Sweden even have chefs? I thought they just popped open a can of government-issued lutefisk or something when they got hungry.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Devils Affricate posted:

Does Sweden even have chefs? I thought they just popped open a can of government-issued lutefisk or something when they got hungry.
Get this. They call them kocks lol.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Some famous Swedish chefs include Björn Frantzén, Emma Bengtsson, and Niklas Ekstedt.

Björn Frantzén
Considered by some to be the greatest Swedish chef ever
Has six Michelin stars, including three at his restaurant in Stockholm and three at Zen in Singapore
Has worked in London, Paris, and Bangkok

Emma Bengtsson
The first Swedish woman to have a restaurant with two Michelin stars
Works at the New York City restaurant Aquavit
Won the Michelin Mentor Chef Award in 2023

Niklas Ekstedt
A popular guest on international TV shows, including BBC's Saturday Kitchen and ITV's This Morning
Cooks over an open fire using Scandinavian wood
Attended Racklöfska, a gastronomic high school in Åre, Sweden
Worked for Charlie Trotter in Chicago

Other famous Swedish chefs include:
Norbert Kis, Tora Olsson, Jacob Holmström, Adrian Reszka, Andreas Malmberg, David Vidal, Davide Mininel, Jacob Berntsson, Daniel Olivos, and William Axelsson.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..



:hellyeah:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Some famous Swedish chefs include Björn Frantzén, Emma Bengtsson, and Niklas Ekstedt.

Björn Frantzén
Considered by some to be the greatest Swedish chef ever
Has six Michelin stars, including three at his restaurant in Stockholm and three at Zen in Singapore
Has worked in London, Paris, and Bangkok

Emma Bengtsson
The first Swedish woman to have a restaurant with two Michelin stars
Works at the New York City restaurant Aquavit
Won the Michelin Mentor Chef Award in 2023

Niklas Ekstedt
A popular guest on international TV shows, including BBC's Saturday Kitchen and ITV's This Morning
Cooks over an open fire using Scandinavian wood
Attended Racklöfska, a gastronomic high school in Åre, Sweden
Worked for Charlie Trotter in Chicago

Other famous Swedish chefs include:
Norbert Kis, Tora Olsson, Jacob Holmström, Adrian Reszka, Andreas Malmberg, David Vidal, Davide Mininel, Jacob Berntsson, Daniel Olivos, and William Axelsson.

I asked if Sweden has chefs, not if they make them. It sounds like all these people fled the country.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Devils Affricate posted:

Does Sweden even have chefs? I thought they just popped open a can of government-issued lutefisk or something when they got hungry.

Is Sweden the country where you can get all kinds of food pastes in the kind of metal tubes that industrial strength adhesive would come in?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Devils Affricate posted:

I asked if Sweden has chefs, not if they make them. It sounds like all these people fled the country.

drat, my b.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Devils Affricate posted:

I asked if Sweden has chefs, not if they make them. It sounds like all these people fled the country.

Obviously, they do. The guy in the OP!

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
racist? more like rice-iest

doooooooooooooh hohohohoho

that was terrible

so was his pronunciation

doooooooooohohohogohohoho

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
o h yeah big time. swedish chef almost got fired from the muppets after he made some incredibly racist joke about frogs. kermit was hopping mad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I thought he was saying "Borschi Borschi Borschi".

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Flashdance
Nov 11, 2001

unearth the posts of old

redshirt posted:

I thought he was saying "Borschi Borschi Borschi".

see, now this is racist

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