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itsh all just a buncha bullshit right like capitalis m. all the restaurants are full and (hic) it sucks. NEVER made anyone cum on velantines - it's impossible. so, gently caress it i guess. what do you thinck. give me your opinion.
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# ? Mar 15, 2025 09:44 |
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yeah Valentine's Day is dumb, I can't help but look down at people who buy into it. Stupid capitalist trap. *closes Awful app on smartphone, heads over to PC to boot up early access video game that has been selling cosmetic microtransactions and has a 'founders pack' available*
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heh that's ironic because i know many friends who have found their life long partner by buying EVE Online founders pack
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it’s actually called Valentimes Day op, get it right
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I live next to a nearby a grocery store, I drive by it on my way home and every year they have a giant tent set up to sell roses out of it and there is a stream of people walking out of the store with flower and ugly presents and it makes me sad. Also every year about a week before valentines day that have absolute shitloads chocolate covered strawberries and I really don't understand. I love both strawberries and chocolate and I have never heard of anyone, including myself that finds the combination particularly appealing. Do straight guys think they will get laid if they buy a woman chocolate covered strawberries because of 70s erotica?
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Three Olives posted:I live next to a nearby a grocery store, I drive by it on my way home and every year they have a giant tent set up to sell roses out of it and there is a stream of people walking out of the store with flower and ugly presents and it makes me sad.
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Bad Purchase posted:it’s actually called Valentimes Day op, get it right Been saying this
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OP would you feel differently about the day were you to learn that you have a secret admirer?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:OP would you feel differently about the day were you to learn that you have a secret admirer? like that's dumb.
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Well alright I'll let them know you're not interested and to cancel to elaborate Valentine's Day date they had planned.
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valentines day is fun im gonna take my dink and sink it in da pink
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Well alright I'll let them know you're not interested and to cancel to elaborate Valentine's Day date they had planned.
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If you're not bringing your beloved many foreskins of your enemies today romance is truly dead
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TURTLE SLUT posted:i know its a joke planned by my cousin TurnG so im not going to react, like im more mature like that now It's no joke. Your cousin is really into you.
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Who would win in a fight between Saint Valentine and Saint Patrick?
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is st valentine the one who chased all the irish out of ireland?
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Buce posted:is st valentine the one who chased all the irish out of ireland? Those were the British Protestants
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It actually kind of rules because in the following days you can get marked down Whitmans samplers and other chocolates and poo poo.
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And for those with less scrupulous ethics, catch yourself a rebound date from someone who had a bad Valentine's Day experience!
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Extra Large Marge posted:Who would win in a fight between Saint Valentine and Saint Patrick? St Patrick has a stronger constitution but lower dexterity. Put me down for St Patrick
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Wouldn't St Patrick have a higher luck stat? Better criticals with that one.
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Valentine's Day is the most ethical time to break up with someone, followed by your anniversary, and then their birthday.
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Saint Valentine massacred a bunch of gangsters in Chicago. Or so I’m told.
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big ups to all the valentines and valentinettes out there
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TURTLE SLUT posted:itsh all just a buncha bullshit right like capitalis m. all the restaurants are full and (hic) it sucks. NEVER made anyone cum on velantines - it's impossible. If you didn’t even make yourself nut you’re not trying hard enough OP.
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I've been single on every Valentine's day but one lol
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Uh, I think you mean "Singles Awareness Day", OP.
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I am the loser with the same day made Valentine's Day card station made by my teacher and probably stuffed with the three Valentines from her.
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I met my SO playing the critically poo poo Halo Infinite. So who's to say whether capitalism is good or bad?
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Grey Cat posted:I met my SO playing the critically poo poo Halo Infinite. So who's to say whether capitalism is good or bad? I still think it's bad op
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Today I told my wife I’m gay lol
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A few gas station roses work wonders
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Sorry your spouse/loved ones didn’t love you enough to get you a real present.
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idk OP. I got chinese food, coors light, and I'm watching Blade Runner so this valentine's day is pretty boss
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i got pizza at the beach with my partner. it was good, but the line was long and now i'm too drat full, so maybe this holiday really does suck. the gift i gave this year was a hit though https://www.fangamer.com/collections/stardew-valley/products/stardew-valley-krobus-plush
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I'll be your valentine op. (threatening) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HyMZdrNLY
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wash bucket posted:I'll be your valentine op. (threatening) [silence] yeah. that's fine. just do what you have to do.
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I've been watching Tetris qualifiers and cuddling up to my partner. She made me pho it was very nice
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I've been with my partner a long time and our Valentines tradition is to watch big dumb manly masculine man movies like Terminator and Predator and stuff like that. These days we're scraping the bottom of the barrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtHW2hXNh0
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# ? Mar 15, 2025 09:44 |
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I'm gonna make spaghetti Capitalism is dumb
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