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TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox
itsh all just a buncha bullshit right like capitalis m. all the restaurants are full and (hic) it sucks. NEVER made anyone cum on velantines - it's impossible.

so, gently caress it i guess. what do you thinck. give me your opinion.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



yeah Valentine's Day is dumb, I can't help but look down at people who buy into it. Stupid capitalist trap.

*closes Awful app on smartphone, heads over to PC to boot up early access video game that has been selling cosmetic microtransactions and has a 'founders pack' available*

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox
heh that's ironic because i know many friends who have found their life long partner by buying EVE Online founders pack

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it’s actually called Valentimes Day op, get it right

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
I live next to a nearby a grocery store, I drive by it on my way home and every year they have a giant tent set up to sell roses out of it and there is a stream of people walking out of the store with flower and ugly presents and it makes me sad.

Also every year about a week before valentines day that have absolute shitloads chocolate covered strawberries and I really don't understand. I love both strawberries and chocolate and I have never heard of anyone, including myself that finds the combination particularly appealing. Do straight guys think they will get laid if they buy a woman chocolate covered strawberries because of 70s erotica?

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox

Three Olives posted:

I live next to a nearby a grocery store, I drive by it on my way home and every year they have a giant tent set up to sell roses out of it and there is a stream of people walking out of the store with flower and ugly presents and it makes me sad.

Also every year about a week before valentines day that have absolute shitloads chocolate covered strawberries and I really don't understand. I love both strawberries and chocolate and I have never heard of anyone, including myself that finds the combination particularly appealing. Do straight guys think they will get laid if they buy a woman chocolate covered strawberries because of 70s erotica?
chocolate covered strawberries are ok, like they're fine and sort of weird confection i guess. it's just a ritual just like anything else, like my best friend Matt Damon says about coffee in Good Will Hunting, "Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels....when you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee." he's a great man and i love him.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Bad Purchase posted:

it’s actually called Valentimes Day op, get it right

Been saying this

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP would you feel differently about the day were you to learn that you have a secret admirer?

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox

Funky See Funky Do posted:

OP would you feel differently about the day were you to learn that you have a secret admirer?
pfft. as if i would care about that.

like that's dumb.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Well alright I'll let them know you're not interested and to cancel to elaborate Valentine's Day date they had planned.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
valentines day is fun im gonna take my dink and sink it in da pink

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well alright I'll let them know you're not interested and to cancel to elaborate Valentine's Day date they had planned.
i know its a joke planned by my cousin TurnG so im not going to react, like im more mature like that now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you're not bringing your beloved many foreskins of your enemies today romance is truly dead

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TURTLE SLUT posted:

i know its a joke planned by my cousin TurnG so im not going to react, like im more mature like that now

It's no joke. Your cousin is really into you.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Who would win in a fight between Saint Valentine and Saint Patrick?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

is st valentine the one who chased all the irish out of ireland?

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Buce posted:

is st valentine the one who chased all the irish out of ireland?

Those were the British Protestants

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


It actually kind of rules because in the following days you can get marked down Whitmans samplers and other chocolates and poo poo.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
And for those with less scrupulous ethics, catch yourself a rebound date from someone who had a bad Valentine's Day experience!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Extra Large Marge posted:

Who would win in a fight between Saint Valentine and Saint Patrick?

St Patrick has a stronger constitution but lower dexterity.

Put me down for St Patrick

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Wouldn't St Patrick have a higher luck stat? Better criticals with that one.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Valentine's Day is the most ethical time to break up with someone, followed by your anniversary, and then their birthday.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Saint Valentine massacred a bunch of gangsters in Chicago.

Or so I’m told.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
big ups to all the valentines and valentinettes out there

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

TURTLE SLUT posted:

itsh all just a buncha bullshit right like capitalis m. all the restaurants are full and (hic) it sucks. NEVER made anyone cum on velantines - it's impossible.

so, gently caress it i guess. what do you thinck. give me your opinion.

If you didn’t even make yourself nut you’re not trying hard enough OP.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I've been single on every Valentine's day but one lol

DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already
Uh, I think you mean "Singles Awareness Day", OP.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am the loser with the same day made Valentine's Day card station made by my teacher and probably stuffed with the three Valentines from her.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


I met my SO playing the critically poo poo Halo Infinite. So who's to say whether capitalism is good or bad?

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox

Grey Cat posted:

I met my SO playing the critically poo poo Halo Infinite. So who's to say whether capitalism is good or bad?

I still think it's bad op

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

:mmmhmm:
Today I told my wife I’m gay lol

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

:mmmhmm:
A few gas station roses work wonders

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Sorry your spouse/loved ones didn’t love you enough to get you a real present.

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

idk OP. I got chinese food, coors light, and I'm watching Blade Runner so this valentine's day is pretty boss

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i got pizza at the beach with my partner. it was good, but the line was long and now i'm too drat full, so maybe this holiday really does suck.

the gift i gave this year was a hit though
https://www.fangamer.com/collections/stardew-valley/products/stardew-valley-krobus-plush

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I'll be your valentine op. (threatening)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HyMZdrNLY

TURTLE SLUT
Dec 12, 2005

That guy is a boring condom. You should fuck the mailbox. I help facilitate said fucking by applying an image of ilovebeersooomuch to said mailbox

wash bucket posted:

I'll be your valentine op. (threatening)
oh god.

[silence]

yeah. that's fine. just do what you have to do.

adainthewiree
Nov 25, 2024

The Most Honorable Finance Bushido
I've been watching Tetris qualifiers and cuddling up to my partner. She made me pho it was very nice

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

"Bunnies."
-Ben
I've been with my partner a long time and our Valentines tradition is to watch big dumb manly masculine man movies like Terminator and Predator and stuff like that.

These days we're scraping the bottom of the barrel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtHW2hXNh0

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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

I'm gonna make spaghetti

Capitalism is dumb

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