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It just dawned on me - I have no memory of finishing the children's film Bambi. I remember where he sneezes, he meets Thumper, he stumbles on the ice, and his mom gets shot (I ain't spoiler-tagging that, it's an 80-year-old movie). I'm pretty sure it fast-forwards to him being an adult deer with antlers and poo poo, but I can't say for certain. Can any Goon help me? I know some of you have children, and they probably have to have seen it eventually. I'm not going on Wikipedia to look it up, I'm as embarrassed as I was when I wanted to know if Kurtis Blow was still alive.
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# ? Mar 15, 2025 09:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8
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Bird
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Bambi and his mate survive the forest fire and have a kid but are all killed the following fall after wandering into a CWD Eradication Zone
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Bambi after floating above Tokyo in a death/dmt induced haze possesses his French friend about to impregnate his sister and becomes his sperm which fuses with her egg and he is reborn as his own nephew
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Bambi meets his badass but distant dad, gets radicalized, and dies charging at a car in a hopeless war against encroaching humankind.
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He gets hit by a car OP and is left to die a slow death from his injuries.
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Bambi gets drafted into the Vietnam war and discovers that love can bloom even in the battlefield.
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Khanstant posted:Bambi gets drafted into the Vietnam war and discovers that love can bloom even in the battlefield. He tired to shotgun some ganja and he was the only GI to get pre-Nam flashbacks.
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Bambi goes out for cigarettes and will be right back, I promise.
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He becomes the great hambino and fights a blind james earl jones
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How the hell does Bambi end
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Samuel L. Jackson shows up and recruits Bambi into the Avengers.
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Bambi finds the hunter who shot his mom and, after a lengthy training montage, murders that guy's mom. Also he calls himself Blam!bi because he gotta gun. Final scene is like some poo poo straight outta Commando. Old lady dies impaled on a steam pipe and Blam!bi says like "stick around" or something cool like that.
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Hollismason posted:How the hell does Bambi end he goes to japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A
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TrashMammal posted:he goes to japan Glad someone else remembers this
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He bring the heart of the hunter that shot his mom to Thumper, who devours it & reveals that he is Satan. As a reward for completing their pact, Thumper revives Bambi's mom, who swiftly eviscerates Bambi and sets the forest ablaze while Thumper hops in merriment.
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he dies of a secondary infection caused by burns
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lol honestly I don't know. I can still see the smoke rising from the hunter guy's camp, I assumed that was the end, but yeah, that makes no narrative sense.
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Wait, Bambi is a boy??
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Bambi grows up with unresolved mommy issues that lead to relationship problems. Eventually he moves in with his dad and realizes that his dad lives a hollow life of meaningless sex and he’s doing the same thing. In the last scene his girlfriend tells him that she’s pregnant and he runs away
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I remember seeing Bambi in the theater - this old fashioned place that is long closed - and being absolutely DESTROYED by the ending. I was in tears, and I feel bad for my poor beloved Aunt who no doubt thought she was just taking me to some kid's cartoon movie.
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bambi and thumper are swimming, they think there is an island off in the distance but it's covered by fog. bambi's strength is leaving him while thumper keeps telling him no, keep going, we're almost there. screen fades
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Bambi drives his Cadillac over the edge and into the Grand Canyon.
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Bambi and his wife are in a sleeping car in a train, cut to train going into a tunnel
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Tears OP. Tears.
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Simba eats him.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Simba eats him. Disney multiverse was a terrible idea!
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Bambi ends up in a stew pot after getting smoked by a Honda crv on its way to the liquor store on Christmas eve
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Bambi uses the power of breakdancing to save the local youth center.
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Bambi meets me in Red Dead Online.![]() ![]()
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You ever hear about Google op? Bambi is awakened afterward by the smell of smoke; he follows it and discovers it leads to a hunter camp. His father warns Bambi that Man has returned with more hunters. Bambi is separated from Faline in the turmoil, but finds her cornered by Man's vicious hunting dogs, which he manages to ward off. Bambi escapes them and is shot by Man, but survives. Meanwhile, at the "Man's" camp, their campfire suddenly spreads into the forest, resulting in a wildfire from which the forest residents flee in fear. Bambi, his father, Faline, and the forest animals manage to reach shelter on a riverbank. The following spring, Faline gives birth to twins under Bambi's watchful eye as the new Great Prince of the Forest. There. Jesus.
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Makes sense that nobody remembers the story if you think of the film as a tech demo instead of a movie
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bambi begins posting one hundred and twenty times a day in gbs, op. it's harrowing
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For real I didn’t remember the ending either but I must have watched our old vhs 100 times
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The holocaust happens. https://www.jewishbookcouncil.org/pb-daily/not-meant-for-children-felix-salten-and-the-story-of-bambi quote:Ironically, Salten himself was a hunter, and highly familiar with forests and animals. It is clear from the beginning of the novel that he is intent on depicting the plight of European Jews caught in an ideological trap after World War I; deer ( Jews) are born to be hunted and killed, and the sooner they learn this lesson, the better able they will be to carve out a life — however brief — for themselves. Bambi is fortunate to be taught by his father, the old Prince, who intercedes on his behalf numerous times. Bambi must learn that he can only depend on himself and on his knowledge of the forest to survive. Even then, survival does not entail fulfillment of any kind. It simply means that Bambi will live slightly longer and more independently than any of the other animals in the forest. Salten demonstrates just how brutal the hunters can be when they capture Bambi’s wounded cousin and nurse him back to health. By the time the cousin returns to his animal friends in the forest, he thinks that he has become one of the hunters’ pets and is invincible. Tragically, he learns the truth when he is later shot by them.
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Does that make corn fields Palestine
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The way I remember it ending is Bambi’s mom gets shot, all the characters are crying and in distress, then the credits role, and that’s why the movie is so sad. But if you wait until the very end, post-credits there is a part, “Stay tuned for part 2!”, which falsely promised the mom would be magically revitalized. It never happened, which heavily contributes to it being one of the saddest movies ever made. Pixar/Disney is rumored to be making Bambi: Mom Resurrected; a clay animation, not CGI, made with a super minimal style consisting of only basic shapes like cubes and cylinders, solid color backgrounds and zero dialogue.
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Bambi never ends Legends say he's still out there to this day, waiting ...and hungry Better check behind you OP. You never know...
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# ? Mar 15, 2025 09:48 |
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Bambi fucks. Half an hour straight of deer loving.
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