New around here? Register your SA Forums Account here!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It just dawned on me - I have no memory of finishing the children's film Bambi. I remember where he sneezes, he meets Thumper, he stumbles on the ice, and his mom gets shot (I ain't spoiler-tagging that, it's an 80-year-old movie). I'm pretty sure it fast-forwards to him being an adult deer with antlers and poo poo, but I can't say for certain. Can any Goon help me? I know some of you have children, and they probably have to have seen it eventually.

I'm not going on Wikipedia to look it up, I'm as embarrassed as I was when I wanted to know if Kurtis Blow was still alive.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vjdEfxjX8

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Bird

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Bambi and his mate survive the forest fire and have a kid but are all killed the following fall after wandering into a CWD Eradication Zone

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Bambi after floating above Tokyo in a death/dmt induced haze possesses his French friend about to impregnate his sister and becomes his sperm which fuses with her egg and he is reborn as his own nephew

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bambi meets his badass but distant dad, gets radicalized, and dies charging at a car in a hopeless war against encroaching humankind.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He gets hit by a car OP and is left to die a slow death from his injuries.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Bambi gets drafted into the Vietnam war and discovers that love can bloom even in the battlefield.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Khanstant posted:

Bambi gets drafted into the Vietnam war and discovers that love can bloom even in the battlefield.

He tired to shotgun some ganja and he was the only GI to get pre-Nam flashbacks.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Bambi goes out for cigarettes and will be right back, I promise.

Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024
He becomes the great hambino and fights a blind james earl jones

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
How the hell does Bambi end

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
Samuel L. Jackson shows up and recruits Bambi into the Avengers.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bambi finds the hunter who shot his mom and, after a lengthy training montage, murders that guy's mom. Also he calls himself Blam!bi because he gotta gun. Final scene is like some poo poo straight outta Commando. Old lady dies impaled on a steam pipe and Blam!bi says like "stick around" or something cool like that.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





Hollismason posted:

How the hell does Bambi end

he goes to japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-rbzcEM8A

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Glad someone else remembers this

Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


Fun Shoe
He bring the heart of the hunter that shot his mom to Thumper, who devours it & reveals that he is Satan. As a reward for completing their pact, Thumper revives Bambi's mom, who swiftly eviscerates Bambi and sets the forest ablaze while Thumper hops in merriment.

ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023

(sings in latex)
he dies of a secondary infection caused by burns

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol honestly I don't know. I can still see the smoke rising from the hunter guy's camp, I assumed that was the end, but yeah, that makes no narrative sense.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005

Wait, Bambi is a boy??

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Bambi grows up with unresolved mommy issues that lead to relationship problems. Eventually he moves in with his dad and realizes that his dad lives a hollow life of meaningless sex and he’s doing the same thing. In the last scene his girlfriend tells him that she’s pregnant and he runs away

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I remember seeing Bambi in the theater - this old fashioned place that is long closed - and being absolutely DESTROYED by the ending. I was in tears, and I feel bad for my poor beloved Aunt who no doubt thought she was just taking me to some kid's cartoon movie.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
bambi and thumper are swimming, they think there is an island off in the distance but it's covered by fog. bambi's strength is leaving him while thumper keeps telling him no, keep going, we're almost there. screen fades

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.

Well the important thing is I was right about Star Trek.
Bambi drives his Cadillac over the edge and into the Grand Canyon.

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Bambi and his wife are in a sleeping car in a train, cut to train going into a tunnel

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Tears OP. Tears.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Simba eats him.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Simba eats him.

Disney multiverse was a terrible idea!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺
Bambi ends up in a stew pot after getting smoked by a Honda crv on its way to the liquor store on Christmas eve

Mega64
May 23, 2008

Bambi uses the power of breakdancing to save the local youth center.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bambi meets me in Red Dead Online.

:twisted: :clint:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

You ever hear about Google op?

Bambi is awakened afterward by the smell of smoke; he follows it and discovers it leads to a hunter camp. His father warns Bambi that Man has returned with more hunters. Bambi is separated from Faline in the turmoil, but finds her cornered by Man's vicious hunting dogs, which he manages to ward off. Bambi escapes them and is shot by Man, but survives. Meanwhile, at the "Man's" camp, their campfire suddenly spreads into the forest, resulting in a wildfire from which the forest residents flee in fear. Bambi, his father, Faline, and the forest animals manage to reach shelter on a riverbank. The following spring, Faline gives birth to twins under Bambi's watchful eye as the new Great Prince of the Forest.

There. Jesus.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011
Makes sense that nobody remembers the story if you think of the film as a tech demo instead of a movie

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bambi begins posting one hundred and twenty times a day in gbs, op. it's harrowing

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

For real I didn’t remember the ending either but I must have watched our old vhs 100 times

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
The holocaust happens.
https://www.jewishbookcouncil.org/pb-daily/not-meant-for-children-felix-salten-and-the-story-of-bambi

quote:

Iron­i­cal­ly, Salten him­self was a hunter, and high­ly famil­iar with forests and ani­mals. It is clear from the begin­ning of the nov­el that he is intent on depict­ing the plight of Euro­pean Jews caught in an ide­o­log­i­cal trap after World War I; deer ( Jews) are born to be hunt­ed and killed, and the soon­er they learn this les­son, the bet­ter able they will be to carve out a life — how­ev­er brief — for them­selves. Bam­bi is for­tu­nate to be taught by his father, the old Prince, who inter­cedes on his behalf numer­ous times. Bam­bi must learn that he can only depend on him­self and on his knowl­edge of the for­est to sur­vive. Even then, sur­vival does not entail ful­fill­ment of any kind. It sim­ply means that Bam­bi will live slight­ly longer and more inde­pen­dent­ly than any of the oth­er ani­mals in the for­est. Salten demon­strates just how bru­tal the hunters can be when they cap­ture Bambi’s wound­ed cousin and nurse him back to health. By the time the cousin returns to his ani­mal friends in the for­est, he thinks that he has become one of the hunters’ pets and is invin­ci­ble. Trag­i­cal­ly, he learns the truth when he is lat­er shot by them.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013
my sincerest sympathies to everyone affected by the fires
🥺🥺
Does that make corn fields Palestine

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

The way I remember it ending is Bambi’s mom gets shot, all the characters are crying and in distress, then the credits role, and that’s why the movie is so sad. But if you wait until the very end, post-credits there is a part, “Stay tuned for part 2!”, which falsely promised the mom would be magically revitalized. It never happened, which heavily contributes to it being one of the saddest movies ever made. Pixar/Disney is rumored to be making Bambi: Mom Resurrected; a clay animation, not CGI, made with a super minimal style consisting of only basic shapes like cubes and cylinders, solid color backgrounds and zero dialogue.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Bambi never ends

Legends say he's still out there to this day, waiting

...and hungry

Better check behind you OP. You never know...

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Bambi fucks. Half an hour straight of deer loving.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply