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I'm always telling the dog she's crazy. I think I say it more than her name. Usually when I'm saying her actual name it's cause she's doing something I don't want her to. I say the boy's name more but I also tell him he stinks (usually he doesn't actually). The cat I just call different nicknames mostly but I'll say "oh yeah, scritches" like I'm talking for him because he loves the scritches. So OTHER THAN their name or a nickname, what do you say to your pets?
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Feb 15, 2025 03:36
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Whatcha doin? Or sometimes "what are you doing" when they're being silly
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Feb 15, 2025 03:39
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When I walk into a room and the dog looks at me I reactively say "oh my gosh it's Mr puppy/baby"
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Feb 15, 2025 03:41
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we started calling our cats "chippy" after seeing the tim and eric where's my chippy thing on adult swim back in 2008 or whatever and it's stuck ever since so like "chip chip", "little chip" or "hey chippy", that kind of thing, to greet them instead of their actual names sometimes
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Feb 15, 2025 03:41
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Every night before I leave for work, I tell my two cats to get jobs.
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Feb 15, 2025 03:43
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"Hey Princess! Hey big boy!"
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Feb 15, 2025 03:49
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Put that knife down.
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Feb 15, 2025 04:05
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"Ayyyy, look at this guy shitpostin' again!"
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Feb 15, 2025 04:15
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"hey orange cat"
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Feb 15, 2025 04:16
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"Who's a good Rhaego ki-ki?"
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Feb 15, 2025 04:19
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"Get out of my face" to a cat with no idea of boundaries. I realize he wants something but at 2 in the morning I don't feel like doing anything about it.
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Feb 15, 2025 04:23
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oh my God it's a little orange baby
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Feb 15, 2025 04:23
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Hey bud.
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Feb 15, 2025 04:24
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No cats in the house
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Feb 15, 2025 04:32
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The correct response to a big meow from a cat is "I know!!!"
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Feb 16, 2025 22:31
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No Bingo you can’t eat (food item). I’ll get you a cheese.
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Feb 16, 2025 22:40
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zenny zenny zenny, boo boo boo
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Feb 16, 2025 22:43
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Hi baby! You monster!
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Feb 16, 2025 22:46
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What're you doing what are you doing It's to a dog who is, whenever I ask him that, is generally being happy to see me and is all wags. Nevertheless, it is still my daily responsibility to inquire with him what he's doing.
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Feb 16, 2025 22:46
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Floodixor posted:Nevertheless, it is still my daily responsibility to inquire with him what he's doing.
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Feb 16, 2025 23:11
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“hey pretty boy. how’s my boy?” many times a day
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Feb 16, 2025 23:38
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sometimes my dog walks up and just stands there staring at me and eventually I'll turn to him and say "ok, tell me a joke" then he jumps up, spins around, and looks at me and makes weird grumble sounds then I say "I don't get it but good try" and I give him some pats on the head
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Feb 16, 2025 23:49
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So stiiiinky. So smelllllly. You're the worst. Idiot. Dumb smelly baby. My baby. So handsome. Such a goblin. So stupid. So smart. So cute. What are you doing? I'm going to pick you up. You idiot I picked you up and now you're trapped. That's it, that's as smart as you'll get. Grow up. Who do you think you are? So whiny. Who's a cat? Yes you are tiny. Is that so? Who's a happy camper? Vamoose ya varmint!
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Feb 16, 2025 23:51
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I always tell my dog to guard the house when I leave.
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Feb 16, 2025 23:56
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Usually I greet my cat with "what's up big guy?" when I come home from work. When I leave in the mornings the last thing I do is give him a pet and say "see you later." I tell him I love him several times a day. When he's overstimulated and swats at me, I say "OK, monster man."
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Feb 17, 2025 00:09
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I miss you.
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Feb 17, 2025 00:32
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:For about 20 years now, when we're settling down to sleep for the night I always ask my dogs if they had a good day. Yeah I think it's important to ask probing questions to the pets because you never know the day they might say "pretty good, thank u for asking" (in my mind all dogs use "u" and "ur" etc because they're doing their best)
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Feb 17, 2025 00:50
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Grey Cat posted:
I'll have to use that some time for my dog. She gets in the way sometimes.
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Feb 17, 2025 00:57
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Maggie-in-the-Way is practically my dog's name. I once promised myself I would stop saying "You're a dog!" to her. I made it about three seconds. Singing: "Maggie, you're a dog and you pup it up! Maggie, you're a pup and you dog it down!" Going up into a falsetto for the first line and down into bass for the second. Also singing "Hey Maggie you're a dog, you're so dog you are a dog! Hey Maggie!" to the tune of Hey, Mickey. She is old and slow and mostly gives me the stinkeye and wanders off when I sing to her.
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Feb 17, 2025 01:19
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Knock it off
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Feb 17, 2025 01:19
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Anderson Koopa posted:I'll have to use that some time for my dog. She gets in the way sometimes. Please do! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GIyMK58vY
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Feb 17, 2025 01:20
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My dog's name is Mr Fritz, and we often sing Puttin On The Fritz to him.
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Feb 17, 2025 01:25
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I say "hey Little Buddy!" because his name is Little Buddy and he comes out of his little cave to see me when I get home. I also say "time for nummers!" When he gets his mealworms and/or crickets and he zips out of whatever he is hiding in. He is a leopard gecko
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Feb 17, 2025 02:16
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Diamond Dallas Page posted:I say "hey Little Buddy!" because his name is Little Buddy and he comes out of his little cave to see me when I get home. Aww that's really sweet! Do you have a picture of your critter?
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Feb 17, 2025 02:19
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I tell my two cats an unhealthy amount of times a day, “I love you so much.” I call my tannish tabby Nacho “handsome boy” and my black and white Blanco “tiny boy” or “chueco* ear” because he’s got a tipped ear. * chueco: Chicano slang meaning crooked, but can also mean hosed up.
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Feb 17, 2025 02:24
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silly goof bug buggarino crazy greedy goblin goofus
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Feb 17, 2025 02:26
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ow gently caress stop doing that
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Feb 17, 2025 02:41
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‘What have you got in your mouth? Give it to me’ as I pry open the jaws of one or the other of my rescued pit mixes and pull some weird object out of their mouths. They have about a hundred toys, but insist on stealing some strange thing off the counter or table.
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Feb 17, 2025 03:13
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its torgal boy!
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Feb 17, 2025 08:08
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We have an unreasonably small and sweet looking little cat, and sometimes I will point at her and loudly ask my partner "What the gently caress is that?" as she stares up at me innocently.
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