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Choose your fighter- I choose Angry Drunk Little League Dad!
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Put me down for Hockey Dad. He's already driven a couple of hours so he's pissed off at baseline.
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Feb 15, 2025 14:15
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i choose my dad, he can beat up any other dads
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Feb 15, 2025 14:20
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Angry Jiu-Jitsu Dad Beats Up Floridian Tweaker
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Feb 15, 2025 14:26
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Feb 15, 2025 14:28
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I'm a dad, but I'd probably finish in the lower tier. I'm a lover not a fighter  .
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Feb 15, 2025 14:29
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I summon disabled alcoholic
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Feb 15, 2025 14:37
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LaserPrinter69 posted:I summon disabled alcoholic What I picture the man in question to look like. 
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Feb 15, 2025 14:42
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 I summon timid, emasculated dad. His failure to model healthy adult masculinity will tear his opponents apaaaart
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Feb 15, 2025 15:00
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Beautiful technique
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Feb 15, 2025 16:09
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Gamer Dad. He’s nearing 40 but that won’t stop him from getting at least 6 hours of gaming in a night, even if his infant son has an upper respiratory infection and won’t stop crying. Just crank up the volume, baby, and let Mom handle that. He subsists on a diet of cold leftovers since he’s too busy gaming with the boys to sit at the dinner table. But that’s okay, his wife understands. After all, after an 8 hour shift in the IT department of a medium-sized trucking company, a man needs some time to relax and unwind.
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Feb 15, 2025 16:19
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A Fancy Hat posted:Gamer Dad. He’s nearing 40 but that won’t stop him from getting at least 6 hours of gaming in a night, even if his infant son has an upper respiratory infection and won’t stop crying. Just crank up the volume, baby, and let Mom handle that. Where does gamer dad find time to locate and remove government bureaucracy? 
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Feb 15, 2025 16:21
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Feb 15, 2025 16:46
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Give me an angry alcoholic dad that cries too much
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Feb 15, 2025 16:51
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dads. dads never changes.
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Feb 15, 2025 17:04
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Is there a clown dad? I'll even settle for a mime
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Feb 15, 2025 17:06
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is there a clown dad? I'll even settle for a mime Searching for clown dads gets you some interesting results  
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Feb 15, 2025 17:21
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Divorced dad's card set and I got the house
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Feb 15, 2025 17:27
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i pick fat dad with e.honda's hundred hand slap
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Feb 15, 2025 17:39
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Irish Catholic dad with a drinking problem and unresolved issues with his time with Father Pat.
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Feb 15, 2025 17:57
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Junk posted:i pick fat dad with e.honda's hundred hand slap In a similar vein, I'd submit tweaked out meth dad. 
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Feb 15, 2025 18:01
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Constantly traveling for work dad promises to be there for the next tournament.
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Feb 15, 2025 18:27
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neato burrito posted:Constantly traveling for work dad promises to be there for the next tournament. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c Plays immediately after the announcement as a form of intro music
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Feb 15, 2025 18:32
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finally
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Feb 15, 2025 18:32
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neato burrito posted:Constantly traveling for work dad promises to be there for the next tournament. Which traveling Dad will win??
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Feb 15, 2025 18:34
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Feb 15, 2025 18:34
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I'll take the dad who was in a motorcycle gang in the early '70s until the ATF broke it up. His teeth are broken because he used to open beer bottles with his teeth as a party trick. Over the past couple decades he's changed his ways and has been getting in shape by going to the gym religiously. But his anger is the same.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:06
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Emotionally frigid immigrant dad whose love is entirely conditional upon your material success and obedience
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Feb 15, 2025 19:10
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:Emotionally frigid immigrant dad whose love is entirely conditional upon your material success and obedience Is this the one who came here illegally, got naturalized, and now hates other immigrants?
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Feb 15, 2025 19:14
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nullandvoid posted:I'll take the dad who was in a motorcycle gang in the early '70s until the ATF broke it up. His teeth are broken because he used to open beer bottles with his teeth as a party trick. Over the past couple decades he's changed his ways and has been getting in shape by going to the gym religiously. Danny Trejo comes to mind for some reason 
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Feb 15, 2025 19:23
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nullandvoid posted:Is this the one who came here illegally, got naturalized, and now hates other immigrants? Feels accomplished when he has the approval of a white person and is more racist towards Black people than the most inbred Mississippi hillbilly.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:29
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:Feels accomplished when he has the approval of a white person and is more racist towards Black people than the most inbred Mississippi hillbilly. Biiiiig oof. I know this dad.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:31
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I choose perfectionist dad - won't let their kid do anything/submit any work at school unless it is PERFECT or UP TO THEIR STANDARD. He'll win by transferring anxiety about performance to all other dads who won't be able to live up to expectations.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:36
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BUG JUG posted:I choose perfectionist dad - won't let their kid do anything/submit any work at school unless it is PERFECT or UP TO THEIR STANDARD. He'll win by transferring anxiety about performance to all other dads who won't be able to live up to expectations. The dad from A Serious Man comes to mind. 
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Feb 15, 2025 19:40
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My dad relentlessly beat my rear end until that time I was old enough to fully fight back - and I still remember that moment when I put him on his rear end, at last. And then no beatings again, ever. The coward. So I would not put my Dad in this fight tournament, he sucks.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:48
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Sorry to hear about your dad, Red 
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Feb 15, 2025 19:53
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Anderson Koopa posted:Sorry to hear about your dad, Red "The Colonel" is a gigantic rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:55
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Preacher Dad isn't strong, but he will guilt you for being a sinner and not following God's Word (especially the part about honoring father and mother). If you grovel for forgiveness he might let you come out eat dinner with the family.
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Feb 15, 2025 19:55
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I'll take Dog Dad. It's an honorary dogtorate but that works for child credentials for his "fur babies." He runs a dog walking and grooming service, is in remarkable shape from all the dog walking, and knows how to get his dogs to attack on command.
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Feb 15, 2025 21:20
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Ah, I see someone read my user profile!
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Feb 15, 2025 21:27
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