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hahaha
May 6, 2024

fight me

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the milk and milk-adjacent fluids thread happened like a month ago. sry m8

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022





oat milk is by far the lowest cost milk to produce and yet consistently positioned as one of the most expensive on the grocery store shelf. conmilk for suckers. the cybertruck of milks

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



I prefer raw milk

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i buy the unsweetened soy milk because it least it has 7 or 8g of protein per serving, there's something in there

oat and coconut are like the lacroix of milks

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!
wrong. Almond Breeze unsweetened

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Almond milk is the same as dumping car batteries in the ocean, you might as well drink it out of a cup made out of a panda skull.

freetrialaccount
Nov 24, 2024

cumpantry posted:

wrong. Almond Breeze unsweetened

correct opinion

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
It's hemp milk suckah

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

No poo poo OP, what is this, massively obvious poo poo pointed out day?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

:ok:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

i buy the unsweetened soy milk because it least it has 7 or 8g of protein per serving, there's something in there

oat and coconut are like the lacroix of milks

I like coconut milk. Used to hate coconut as a kid though. Now I'm all about chocolate and coconut.

Staberind Mk II
Nov 23, 2024
chocolate oat milk and a spirit is fiiiine

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
I prefer boy milk, op

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oat milk in coffee is really good. i have not found a suitable replacement for cow in tea, but unsweetened soy was sort of ok.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

oat milk in coffee is really good. i have not found a suitable replacement for cow in tea, but unsweetened soy was sort of ok.

Just get a good Chinese black tea that doesn't require milk to cover up the harsh astringency.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Cashew milk

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

oat milk in coffee is really good. i have not found a suitable replacement for cow in tea, but unsweetened soy was sort of ok.

I love the slight caramel/vanilla flavor oatly has in coffee, beats the hell out of milk

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Escape From Noise posted:

Just get a good Chinese black tea that doesn't require milk to cover up the harsh astringency.

:thisagain:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Goat milk.

Goat.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

AEMINAL posted:

I love the slight caramel/vanilla flavor oatly has in coffee, beats the hell out of milk

The cutesy 'we're-so-wacky' bullshit on their packaging nicely masks the '45% owned by the Chinese state' thing. I still sell it though, because people don't give a gently caress.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Oat milk owns, but so does banana milk.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

How do you even milk an oat?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


Cow milk or perish. Consign your feeble digestion to oblivion. :colbert:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Heavy cream or go gently caress yourself.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Escape From Noise posted:

How do you even milk an oat?

Soak it and pound it and squeeze it out.

Just like you milk a dick.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Oats are best out of a feed bag

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

So everyone in here is looking for some nut milk?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Imagine wanting to drink milk

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Poohs Packin posted:

Imagine wanting to drink milk

Raw milk is an excellent constipation remedy

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hahaha

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Milk tea with a pinch of salt. Made with raw milk fresh from the horse.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Got an oatmilk hot cocoa from scooter's. :cheers:

KadcoBeverages
Jul 22, 2024

It's 6 PM somewhere
I've been looking all day and still cannot find the nipples on my oats. How do you milk these babies?

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

We tried a few kinds and settled on rice milk.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Pork milk is where it's at and you get swole from all of the antibiotics and steroids.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020


starting to think all these plant based liquids shouldn't be named milk. Big Milk is on the case.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



covidstomper58 posted:

Pork milk is where it's at and you get swole from all of the antibiotics and steroids.

How porky does it taste

KadcoBeverages
Jul 22, 2024

It's 6 PM somewhere

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

starting to think all these plant based liquids shouldn't be named milk. Big Milk is on the case.

Europe agrees with you

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
You're wrong it's rice milk.

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