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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I can't remember the last time I got one. Those were always the best part. I guess Hershey figured out how to prevent them or something. Sucks.

Who else has a fond spot for the chewy whoppers?

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
Whatever happened to that GBS AI Whopper thread?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Anderson Koopa posted:

Whatever happened to that GBS AI Whopper thread?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4053758

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

:tipshat:

I kept waiting for BK to offer one of our :blessed: creations.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
Crunchy whoppers are bad enough, why would I want a chewy one that would just lengthen the tasting experience?

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I would try this as a gum flavor.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Crunchy whoppers are bad enough, why would I want a chewy one that would just lengthen the tasting experience?

Malt chocolate is top tier
:wrong:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Grey Cat posted:

Malt chocolate is top tier
:wrong:

I like malt flavor like ovaltine but I find Whoppers chalky texture very unpleasant

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

Face reality head on.
Never stop livin'.

Chewy Whoppers are just Milk Duds

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


chewy whopper is what they call my penis

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i'm sorry that was quite a crude joke

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Static Rook posted:

Chewy Whoppers are just Milk Duds

Yea

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I tried Junior Caramels recently. Junior mints except caramel inside. It was maybe better than a milk dud because the caramel wasn't like teeth glue

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i have the brainworms that make whoppers taste good

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!
got a box of em on a whin yesterday, they are good with milk (almond)

Kilbas
Feb 1, 2011

I found jujubes were better for yanking out my fillings, but both tasted good

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

I love whoppers and the chewy ones are such a special treat.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!
Chewy Whoppers was my nickname in college.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Kilbas posted:

I found jujubes were better for yanking out my fillings, but both tasted good

That's what you eat when you're not ballsy enough to chew Riesens

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i've got a whopper.

in my rear end!!!!!!!!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i've got a whopper.

in my rear end!!!!!!!!

show me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

signalnoise posted:

That's what you eat when you're not ballsy enough to chew Riesens

drat I haven’t had Riesens in a long time

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If your candy is in a piñata pack it isn’t a great candy.

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
aw man chewy whoppers are the poo poo where as regular whoppers are wack. I wish they only sold chewy ones.
I used to destroy cartons of the strawberry or peanut butter flavored whoppers.

maltesers are like whoppers but really loving good so of course they stopped selling them

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

signalnoise posted:

That's what you eat when you're not ballsy enough to chew Riesens

Pffbt, Riesens. Talk to me when you destroy dental equipment on a Sugar Daddy

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Pffbt, Riesens. Talk to me when you destroy dental equipment on a Sugar Daddy

Yup. Lost a filling to one of these as a kid.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If I got a loving chewy Whopper I'd be taking that poo poo back to BK and asking them what the flying gently caress!

Also the whoppers candy loving sucks.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

If I got a loving chewy Whopper I'd be taking that poo poo back to BK and asking them what the flying gently caress!

Also the whoppers candy loving sucks.

They only get chewy when they grill them and also flame broil them. You got yourself an overdone whopper.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Crunchy whoppers are bad enough, why would I want a chewy one that would just lengthen the tasting experience?

:hai:

Now chewy gobstoppers, there's a alternative candy variation I wish I could get my hands on nowadays.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Whopper no whopping

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Where my chick o stick fans

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Static Rook posted:

Chewy Whoppers are just Milk Duds

:hmmno:

Whoppers don't have caramel you dolt

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

i'm OBSESSED with quibbling over minutiae!!!!!!!!
Never heard of those until now

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Smugworth posted:

Where my chick o stick fans



Prime oddball candy that I've never seen outside of going to small town parades in the 90s

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Smugworth posted:

Where my chick o stick fans



gently caress yeah, chick o sticks rule. I love coconut

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

Smugworth posted:

Where my chick o stick fans



They're fine I guess

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK

Smugworth posted:

Where my chick o stick fans



i would get these every time we went to dollar video as a kid

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I've never had one but I would eat the candy

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
years ago I wondered if they made giant whoppers like they do giant Reese's but the search for giant whoppers made me realize why they don't

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Anderson Koopa posted:

Whatever happened to that GBS AI Whopper thread?

definitely up there for the most fun i've had with a thread i've made. I've gotta jerk it was a goldmine too but loving hell the ai whopper thread was just too much fun, they need to give us the ai whopper maker back just to play with. i really hope it comes back (And they forget to add all the rules they added halfway in. some of the early ones were just god drat wild)

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