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Hey guys just dropping in to say that I'm really happy to be celbrating 100 days of sobriety from booze, alcohol, drugs, and masturbating. It's honestly been such a long and humbling journey and I now feel inclined to proffer some hard won wisdom, adages, and general advice for all the people who are still out there just completely controlled by the grip of substances and quick fixes. I used to be just like you guys. 100 days ago. I couldn't go more than an hours without picking up, slapping it, punching in, jerking off, and getting high. I found that the people around me changed and my environment got worse and worse. I'd spend days in my "goon cave" doing nothing but posting, slapping, jerking, shooting, smoking, snorting, fapping, blasting, huffing, smoking, farting, eating, smoking, going to work, and getting high. One day I woke up.  That was 100 days ago. Now we are here, and I'm still posting. And I know that this is linkedIN but we are all professionals and I believe fully in being yourself in and outside of work. I tell all of my employees every day that I wouldn't be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company if I knew what was good for me. That's why I'm not. I care, and now I'm on a journey of wisdom and thinking. I'm a spiritual person . Here's the secret. We can all grow. I still smoke though.  edit: Wow guys I didn't think when I posted this a few days ago that it would blow up like this and honestly I'm not a hero and don't deserve the outpouring of attention, adulation, admiration, congratulations, affirmation, understanding, and attention that this has gotten it's really special and we all need to understand that I'm no hero. No matter how special and appreciated and amazing and elevated you all have made me feel through your constant support and amazing understanding I'm just a guy behind a keyboard taking it day by day no matter how many people acknolwedge the incredible work that i've done and toil and strain and how strong i am and how much ive grown and the growth thats happened in my life because you can do it also. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Mar 14, 2025 |
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I'll drink to that
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Mar 14, 2025 12:18
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nice
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Mar 14, 2025 12:33
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Itt we learn who read the post and who smashed the post button without reading
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Itt we learn who read the post and who smashed the post button without reading I celbrate this Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Mar 14, 2025 |
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Mar 14, 2025 12:49
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The original photograph depicts Kirk Johnson, a pornographic model who participates in extreme penetration, which is the practice of inserting large objects into the anus.
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Mar 14, 2025 12:56
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I'll drink to that OP.
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Mar 14, 2025 13:02
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I love posting about my sex addiction on LinkedIn
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Mar 14, 2025 13:27
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Hey if you misspelled the title I've queued an update for you 
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Mar 14, 2025 13:34
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Smugworth posted:Hey if you misspelled the title Thanks but its part of the joke please read the post and follow the link for more info.
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Mar 14, 2025 13:53
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A lovely celibation.
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I quit smoking weed like a year ago after being stoned most of the time for the past 20 years. I don’t love it. But it was making me way too slow and stupid and forgetful, and now that I have a baby with another on the way I can’t really be slow and stupid and forgetful. I quit nicotine because too because it’s too expensive and I was sick of being addicted to it. I don’t think I’ll ever quit drinking wine and beer though. Booze has never been the thing that’s hooked me though, and I don’t see any reason to rawdog this life.
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Mar 14, 2025 14:08
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Do you have a newsletter OP?
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Mar 14, 2025 14:12
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i've been wearing a magnetic bracelet that sucks the toxins out of my system and then eating them to gain power
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Mar 14, 2025 14:15
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Thank you for sharing, very brave to put that out there. Would you consider sharing with us some of your lowest lows so we know what not to mock you about Genuine question
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Mar 14, 2025 14:22
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I've been farting nonstop 24/7 for weeks! Drinking? no I don't drink. Do you think it will help?
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gj op, your gonna like not jacking off
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Chief Ethanol Oraliser
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I get all my patients off the booze, on the weed, and to stop jacking off forever, and they never stop thanking me
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that leaves more drugs and jacking for the rest of us, thanks op
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Itt we learn who read the post and who smashed the post button without reading i skimmed every word
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Celebrating 25 years gas station sober.
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Been staring at this image for hours and I still can't get hard!
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Mar 14, 2025 18:23
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Escape From Noise posted:Been staring at this image for hours and I still can't get hard! You’re supposed to shove that bean covered lemon up your rear end. That’s the secret.
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And the Minimum Media award goes to:
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Mar 14, 2025 18:57
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Lube the beans with lemon juice and pack them up your urethra.
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goatface posted:Lube the beans with lemon juice and pack them up your urethra. Then get a dominatrix to stomp on my dick until the coffee is ground and ready to brew?
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Mar 14, 2025 19:06
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No. They live there now.
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goatface posted:No. They live there now. But I want my morning cup and I've shoved all my beans up my pee hole!
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You don't need the caffeine any more. You're clean now.
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Good luck, OP. Wish I could have stayed sober after 18 months of sobriety - but life finds a way of getting to you.
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Mar 14, 2025 19:24
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goatse the light
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Celebrating your success by slamming heroin and jerking it.
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:gj op, your gonna like not jacking off Lol
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Itt we learn who read the post and who smashed the post button without reading
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Good on you. Sobriety is never a bad choice. I have several friends (both addicts and non) who have chosen it for various reasons and I support their decisions.
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drug addiction is less harmful than using linkedin
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Think about all the people you're hurting by not cranking your hog 
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