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A Ninja Cremi pint container full of fresh strawberries that was clearly hidden in the break room fridge has gone missing. If you accidentally took this, please return to HR anonymously, we will not be pursuing further action as long as the container is returned safely.
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Mar 15, 2025 20:24
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You just want the container back? Check the dumpster dipshit.
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Mar 15, 2025 20:25
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I ate the container and threw away the strawberries
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Mar 15, 2025 20:26
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they池e in the bathroom. i peed on them
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Mar 15, 2025 20:29
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This is retaliation for microwaving that fish last week.
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Mar 15, 2025 20:30
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Someone at my job keeps burning popcorn in the microwave, you can smell it through like a quarter of the building when it happens. I don't know if they like their popcorn burnt or what but it happens on a semi regular basis
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Mar 15, 2025 20:31
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Are you sure they池e burning it? It might just be that they hit the popcorn button, light a quick cigarette, and then breathe out into the bag to diffuse the smell
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Mar 15, 2025 20:41
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Jim uses Dwight痴 X account to organize a protest at the local Tesla dealership.
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Mar 15, 2025 20:59
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Just go complain to the family member that gave you your nepo job
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Mar 15, 2025 21:01
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jim sells dwight to pepper jack, a local pimp. the office must work together to buy back dwight's freedom, michael ultimately has to use his prison mike persona to solve the problem.
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Mar 15, 2025 21:09
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I ate the container and threw away the strawberries Buce posted:they池e in the bathroom. i peed on them i ate the strawbs after this so don't worry they didn't go to waste
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Mar 15, 2025 21:17
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i ate the strawbs after this so don't worry they didn't go to waste Awfully full of yourself.
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Mar 15, 2025 21:18
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I sniff everything in the break room fridge
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Mar 15, 2025 21:21
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I steal printer ink from other offices cause gently caress you
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Mar 15, 2025 21:22
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Get a lunchbox and you never have to deal with the stench or thievery of the office fridge again.
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Mar 15, 2025 21:28
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Of course you can稚 find it, it痴 a Ninja Creami 
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Mar 15, 2025 21:36
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Three Olives posted:clearly hidden in the break room fridge Typically one hides something somewhere it not expected to be. Your use of the phrase "clearly hidden" also leaves much to be desired.
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Mar 15, 2025 21:37
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STOP REHEATING LEFTOVER FISH IN THE BREAK ROOM MICROWAVE!!!!
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Mar 15, 2025 21:44
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weg posted:STOP REHEATING LEFTOVER FISH IN THE BREAK ROOM MICROWAVE!!!! Calm down, I am de-heating it by placing it in front of the fan as we speak
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Mar 15, 2025 21:45
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weg posted:STOP REHEATING LEFTOVER FISH IN THE BREAK ROOM MICROWAVE!!!! brb, gonna microwave several unopened cans of tuna for 30 minutes
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Mar 15, 2025 21:49
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In a criminal justice system, office crimes are considered especially heinous.
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Mar 15, 2025 21:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Calm down, I am de-heating it by placing it in front of the fan as we speak Buce posted:brb, gonna microwave several unopened cans of tuna for 30 minutes 
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Mar 15, 2025 21:56
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Buce posted:brb, gonna microwave several unopened cans of tuna for 30 minutes Add some popcorn for added flavor.
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Mar 15, 2025 21:57
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Anderson Koopa posted:Add some popcorn for added flavor. Nothing to do with anything but microwave popcorn is either the most delicious smell or the most malodorous.
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Mar 15, 2025 22:00
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Nothing to do with anything but microwave popcorn is either the most delicious smell or the most malodorous. actually you are the most malodorous
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Mar 15, 2025 22:04
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Nothing to do with anything but microwave popcorn is either the most delicious smell or the most malodorous. Diacetyl is the chemical causing the bad smell 
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Mar 15, 2025 22:06
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Nothing to do with anything but microwave popcorn is either the most delicious smell or the most malodorous. I wish the person burning the popcorn at my job understood this.
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Mar 15, 2025 22:11
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I put one expired mayonnaise packet in every drawer in the entire office
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Mar 15, 2025 22:15
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99.6% of 菟oor businesses have a refrigerator
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Mar 15, 2025 22:20
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please no more fish curry in the microwaves
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Mar 15, 2025 22:21
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poopcorn
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Mar 15, 2025 22:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I wish the person burning the popcorn at my job understood this. I feel for you LSBB. That burnt popcorn smell is pure rear end.
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Mar 15, 2025 22:27
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Okay, who is raiding the office supply cabinet? There's no pens, there's no post-its, there are no composition notebooks. Good job. Now we have to go on lock-down where only the office manager can allow you access to the cabinet under their supervision. *opens the cabinet* So where the gently caress are the pens?
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Mar 15, 2025 22:33
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Reply All: Please remove me from this DL.
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Mar 15, 2025 22:33
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GrapeSoda posted:Reply All: 20 to life
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Mar 15, 2025 22:39
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Stop microwaving popcorn at the office. Why are you even eating it here? You are an adult with a job, not a teenager at home. Make popcorn at your own house and eat it there. Signed, The Management
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Mar 15, 2025 22:55
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The Management posted:Stop microwaving popcorn at the office. Why are you even eating it here? You are an adult with a job, not a teenager at home. Make popcorn at your own house and eat it there. gently caress off
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Mar 15, 2025 22:58
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That's it, I'm going to bring my own microwave from home and use it however I like.
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Mar 15, 2025 22:58
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Luvcow posted:jim sells dwight to pepper jack, a local pimp. the office must work together to buy back dwight's freedom, michael ultimately has to use his prison mike persona to solve the problem. And like 15 years later, people are still arguing that Kevin was secretly Pepper Jack
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Mar 15, 2025 22:58
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The Management posted:Stop microwaving popcorn at the office. Why are you even eating it here? You are an adult with a job, not a teenager at home. Make popcorn at your own house and eat it there. boooooooo adults can eat whatever food they like
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Mar 15, 2025 23:21
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