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what the hell people? down in your parts ya’ll are zipping around like a bunch of cracked out tweakers. then the second you get up here it’s all ten under while you lallygag staring at our cows and grapes and the occasional herd of sheep. ain’t nothing special about that garbage. we got places to be too you dumb assholes
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It's nice to be in the countryside. Why rush?
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Mar 18, 2025 23:19
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They're all probably jerkin' it.
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Mar 18, 2025 23:20
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Mega64 posted:They're all probably jerkin' it. 
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Mar 18, 2025 23:22
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My last experience on country roads was an unlined lane and a half no shoulder highway with a 55 mph posted speed limit driving a semi passing other semis going the other way with maybe a foot between mirrors. I was somehow maintaining the speed limit while brodozers were screaming past me going some unholy speed. gently caress that poo poo.
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Mar 18, 2025 23:25
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Just be thankfully you're not in the UK where each weekend millions of city dwellers head to the countryside to go dogging.
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Triikan posted:My last experience on country roads was an unlined lane and a half no shoulder highway with a 55 mph posted speed limit driving a semi passing other semis going the other way with maybe a foot between mirrors. I was somehow maintaining the speed limit while brodozers were screaming past me going some unholy speed. Cunty folks drive for poo poo and I wouldn't be surprised if they die more frequently in accidents. I'm pretty sure you can tell exactly the make of a person by how they drive and they're all trash
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nah, i go to country roads specifically to tear it up because i can't use my horseponies when i'm just sitting around in traffic  (hp stands for horseponies btw)
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Buce posted:(hp stands for horseponies btw) ofc, that goes without saying
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If you knew that the country roads were taking you home to West Virginia, you would drive as slow as possible too.
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Mar 19, 2025 00:28
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But those grapes... Are some nice motherfucking grapes man
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They're just displaying their loyalty to Queen Elizabeth by not going over 35.
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TrashMammal posted:what the hell people? down in your parts ya’ll are zipping around like a bunch of cracked out tweakers. then the second you get up here it’s all ten under while you lallygag staring at our cows and grapes and the occasional herd of sheep. ain’t nothing special about that garbage. we got places to be too you dumb assholes Your cousin can wait a couple extra minutes for you OP.
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Mar 19, 2025 00:54
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Go around and mind your business, ya hick
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Mmmm love speeding at 70mph on these 6ft wide wet and muddy as poo poo fuckalleys down in Wyngthygwyllwig-On-Sheepton, nothing quite like rocketing towards a blind 90 degree necksnap corner with a quaint pile of rocks to greet you if you mess it up and also apparently everyone has decided to drive down the opposite way to you that very instant, slam on the brakes it's time to reverse 4 miles to the nearest ditch so they can come past
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Songbearer posted:Mmmm love speeding at 70mph on these 6ft wide wet and muddy as poo poo fuckalleys down in Wyngthygwyllwig-On-Sheepton, nothing quite like rocketing towards a blind 90 degree necksnap corner with a quaint pile of rocks to greet you if you mess it up and also apparently everyone has decided to drive down the opposite way to you that very instant, slam on the brakes it's time to reverse 4 miles to the nearest ditch so they can come past this + i have also flattened enough native fauna to feed an army
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but its ok because i made it home 3 minutes faster to my tin shack that will burn down next time the fires come through
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Sometimes i just let the poo come out real slow and don't even push or anything because of how incredibly boring my life is. That said, I will definitely tailgate the kid just learning to drive and completely freak them out. Not because they're driving too slow, but because they're not speeding enough.
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Move Bitch Get out the way etc.
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kntfkr posted:Move for a sec I thought that guy in your 'tar was THE L.A. BEAST!! lmao could you imagine??
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Its weird because I always come across city folk that have been driving too fast on country roads. Dirt and gravel in summer, snow and ice in winter. Usually its First Years; people that just moved into the region and its their first winter. A few times I've had folks pass me on the flat straight-aways, and a couple miles later they are ditched off the side of the road. Yeah, that's why you drive slow in the winter; its called black ice. I always will stop and ask if they want a pull-out. Half the time they pass because they're just going to call AAA. I can usually pop a car out of a ditch in less than 10 minutes. I always wonder how long it takes them to realize they're in a dead zone with no cell coverage; but I'm already on my way. Walk to the nearest farm house with a landline, idiot.
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Buce posted:nah, i go to country roads specifically to tear it up because i can't use my horseponies when i'm just sitting around in traffic 
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My gas tank is a a fiveshooter
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way to be wrong as gently caress, fool e: also, get that disgusting bokeh out of my face Buce fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Mar 19, 2025 |
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Mar 19, 2025 02:19
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it's because small town cops are only paying their salaries by giving tickets. I don't want the assache or the loss of currency
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oh no, hillbilly can't check on his moonshine fast enough
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Gotta watch out for the Amish horse and buggies
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You see these washboards where people floor it out of their driveways? Why do you think there are smooth roads in front of driveways where there are no idiots living there?
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when you come up on a long line of cars on a country road because of one slow driver do you tailgate the car at the very back of the line like it's their drat fault? y/n
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Hi op, sorry about that
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ethanol posted:when you come up on a long line of cars on a country road because of one slow driver do you tailgate the car at the very back of the line like it's their drat fault? y/n I hate these conga line clusterfucks because people in the peleton get pissy when you start methodically passing through. You could do what I'm doing ma'am, you just didn't.
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so you tailgate them because you think they should pass, interesting. what about when it's not safe to pass, do you tailgate them because presumably they missed their chance to pass long before you got there
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ethanol posted:when you come up on a long line of cars on a country road because of one slow driver do you tailgate the car at the very back of the line like it's their drat fault? y/n no, i bypass the line on the vertical plane and proceed to tailgate the car in front at an angle perpendicular to its direction of travel while i stare angrily through my windshield/their sunroof Buce fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Mar 19, 2025 |
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Mar 19, 2025 04:38
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city folk = those city slickers who live in the 5-over-1 by the strip mall
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bossy lady posted:city folk = those city slickers who live in the 5-over-1 by the strip mall much worse, they’re san franciscans
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Mar 19, 2025 07:34
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You high-strung country-slickers are always in such a rush, why not relax and set a spell
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Rural guys drive a car like this. But city guys, see, they drive a car like this
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soon there will be no such thing as "rural". it will only be city, suburb, and "wine country"
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ethanol posted:when you come up on a long line of cars on a country road because of one slow driver do you tailgate the car at the very back of the line like it's their drat fault? y/n Everyone in that line is at fault for not honking the slow person at the front. Lean on the horn. Freedom dies in silence and cowardice is evil. There is a moral imperative to honk. *HONk*
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Buce posted:soon there will be no such thing as "rural". it will only be city, suburb, and "wine country" whine country
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