city folk driving slow as shit on country roads

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

kntfkr posted:

Everyone in that line is at fault for not honking the slow person at the front. Lean on the horn. Freedom dies in silence and cowardice is evil. There is a moral imperative to honk.
*HONk*

There is also a terminal point where flipping someone off while passing is not just a good idea, but an ethical requirement.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

There�s already a road rage thread OP

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R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

we're better drivers than city folk i can guarantee that. first 5mm of snow and they're all in the ditches

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Wungus: Mar 5, 2004

Oh right like I'm supposed to believe they've invented cars in the country

# ? Mar 19, 2025 13:28

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; Thanks Shitman!

75% of rural drivers at any given time are drunk/high on meth/fentanyl. Lived in a rural area and most people do this including off duty cops. It�s just how they do things out there.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

There’s already a road rage thread OP

I think this is the road rage thread where we're allowed to use slurs

# ? Mar 19, 2025 13:45

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

bossy lady posted:

city folk = those city slickers who live in the 5-over-1 by the strip mall

The very worst drivers are always from the burbs.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 13:48

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

I think this is the road rage thread where we're allowed to use slurs

Maybe people don�t want to get lost in the sprawl of yet another smugworth mega thread and would prefer the simpler boutique threads about San Francisco slowpokes.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 13:57

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

satanic splash-back posted:

There is also a terminal point where flipping someone off while passing is not just a good idea, but an ethical requirement.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 13:58

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TrashMammal posted:

much worse, they�re san franciscans

NEW YORK CITY?

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SonOfGhostDad: Nov 16, 2022

i am ok with city folk going slow on a 1.5 lane dirt road. i am not ok with country folk coming to a complete stop before making a turn and refusing to use turn lanes.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 14:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

the holy poopacy posted:

The very worst drivers are always from the burbs.

now thats something we can all agree on

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luv2shit: May 15, 2023

its causer your roads are full of loving potholes. fix ur roads and ill speed the gently caress up not like i want to be out here rear end in a top hat

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

kntfkr posted:

Maybe people don’t want to get lost in the sprawl of yet another smugworth mega thread and would prefer the simpler boutique threads about San Francisco slowpokes.

Just keep the slurs out of the Official GBS Road Rage Thread for Raging Against The Road

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GreatMrPopo: Apr 17, 2003; i love kami-sama

Mega64 posted:

They're all probably jorkin' it.

Fixed that for you

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Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

On one hand just politely wait and then go around when possible

On the other, there is a road in my hometown where the speed limit goes from 30 to 45

And for my entire lifetime a solid 80% of people driving on it are going 38 in the 30 and still going 38 in the 45

And it makes me angry just to think about

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I'm just generally not in a hurry to get anywhere, sorry OP.

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R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

if you're on a country road you can go 20+ over in front of a cop and they will not stop you

# ? Mar 19, 2025 17:03

Soapy_Bumslap: Jun 19, 2013; We're gonna need a bigger chode; Grimey Drawer

Imagine getting mad at someone for getting taken home, where they belong. Smdh, brings a teardrop to my eye

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big mean giraffe: Dec 13, 2003; Thank goodness I was just lightly deep fried; Lipstick Apathy

satanic splash-back posted:

There is also a terminal point where flipping someone off while passing is not just a good idea, but an ethical requirement.

My favorite dumb driver event is when someone cuts you off or swerves into your lane and you honk and then they flip you off, way to double down on being an idiot

# ? Mar 19, 2025 17:16

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

R.L. Stine posted:

if you're on a country road you can go 20+ over in front of a cop and they will not stop you

Not recommended while black

# ? Mar 19, 2025 17:18

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

I'm just generally not in a hurry to get anywhere, sorry OP.

I'll get there when I'm ready.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 17:22

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

Just keep the slurs out of the Official GBS Road Rage Thread for Raging Against The Road

Smugworth, you [slur].

# ? Mar 19, 2025 17:24

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

A ways back I once chased off some city slicker that was shooting his new pistol on the dirt road bridge that went over our creek. There could have been little kids or cattle in that creek and here was this rear end in a top hat just BLAM BLAM BLAM all willy nilly.

City fucks do everything wrong when they come out into the country.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 17:26

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Dr. Quarex posted:

On one hand just politely wait and then go around when possible

On the other, there is a road in my hometown where the speed limit goes from 30 to 45

And for my entire lifetime a solid 80% of people driving on it are going 38 in the 30 and still going 38 in the 45

And it makes me angry just to think about

45 means go 50 to 55. 38 gets you honked

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To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

Cultural relativism ITT

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Nocheez: Sep 5, 2000

PureEvil6_13 posted:

A ways back I once chased off some city slicker that was shooting his new pistol on the dirt road bridge that went over our creek. There could have been little kids or cattle in that creek and here was this rear end in a top hat just BLAM BLAM BLAM all willy nilly.

City fucks do everything wrong when they come out into the country.

Good job! I've never seen country hicks acting stupid with firearms before.

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20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

GOTDANG CITY FOLK MOTHERFUCKERS

*blasts lil wayne while smoking meth*

# ? Mar 19, 2025 19:18

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

R.L. Stine posted:

we're better drivers than city folk i can guarantee that. first 5mm of snow and they're all in the ditches

Its about the same. I used to live five turns from the middle of nowhere and I've seen my share of trucks in the ditch due to unexpected black ice.

R.L. Stine posted:

if you're on a country road you can go 20+ over in front of a cop and they will not stop you

lol no.

Highway patrol has quotas, or you're gonna go through one of the 200 people towns with 15 full time cops whose local economy is reliant on speed tickets.

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ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

if you encounter a small town deputy who was previously a MP god help you if you go 1 mph over

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R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

our cops are too busy responding to domestics and drug offences

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Stealthgerbil: Dec 16, 2004

Love driving my tiny lil car on curvy country roads but the cops out there have nothing better to do than pull people over for speeding. That's why I have a car that feels fast but isn't.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you arnt threshold braking every corner you are just leaving valuable seconds on the table

# ? Mar 19, 2025 22:27

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Country roads, take me home
At a pace, that takes too long

Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 19, 2025

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Country roads, take me home
At a pace, that takes too long

Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday

reported

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bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Pardon, sir. I believe I was walking here.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 23:27

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007

sir i am not driving. i am Travelling

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snorch: Jul 27, 2009

It's called the speed limit.

# ? Mar 19, 2025 23:31

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

snorch posted:

It's called the speed limit.

No no, that's the maximum amount of amphetamines an over the road trucker can take.

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you know you are in the country when the beer brand in the ditches changes to (insert trashy brand here)

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