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90% of slow drivers on county roads are tractors and grandpas and the other 10% are city slickers who are lost
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Your country roads suck. It's 90% hot European backpackers in rented Combis looking for fun and adventure around here.
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Mar 20, 2025 00:32
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Everyone's fine everywhere except suburban/exurban bicyclists they all have brain problems
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Mar 20, 2025 00:41
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rural cyclists are poo poo too. ride in the forest losers
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Mar 20, 2025 00:52
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Smugworth posted:I think this is the road rage thread where we're allowed to use slurs not many people know this, but GBS invented slurs. big, beautiful slurs like you wouldn’t believe. the other forums? they would come to us and beg for slurs. please gentlesirs, they’d say, just one slur. that’s all you needed, but we had plenty the other forums, you know the ones, they took all our bigots and they’re laughing. laughing at us and calling us slurs. you know they say you can’t even make a slur in GBS any more? it’s too expensive.  a slur. can you believe that?we haven’t had a taxman for years but these taxes are higher than ever!
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Mar 20, 2025 01:06
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R.L. Stine posted:rural cyclists are poo poo too. ride in the forest losers YUP
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Mar 20, 2025 03:54
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i think you kinda have to have a bit of brain damage to be a road cyclist riding in spandex on a plastic bike in the middle of loving nowhere sharing the road with the unwashed masses but like the good kind of brain damage and forgetting about that whole "death" thing
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Mar 20, 2025 04:00
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all the road cyclists near me (subdivisions and farmland) are rich lawyers from princeton
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Mar 20, 2025 04:02
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i drove from portland to astoria on route 26/101 in a corvette z06 the other day and it was fun as poo poo. i reckon i was going an average of a billion mph (not my car)
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Mar 20, 2025 04:05
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Weirdest experience lately with a suburban cyclist is one plowing through a red light a good 5 seconds after it turned on them, watching the cars in front of them stopping easily for the light, me going through the green light intersection at 40 mph because I didn't need to slow down at all because the light was green and this spandex cyclist rear end in a top hat plowing through the intersection right before me, slowing down to a practical stop in the intersection to hold his hand out at me as if I was doing something wrong , and then moving along like an rear end in a top hat luckily not dead because who the gently caress of sane mind does that? I had no way of seeing him and he absolutely could have slowed down to stop for the red light, as evidenced by him STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE loving INTERSECTION AFTER RUNNING A RED LIGHT. These idiots belong in institutions before they kill themselves or ruin some innocent person's life with an unnecessary wrongful death trial.
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Mar 20, 2025 04:08
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before this becomes a cyclist v driver derail; 99% of cyclists are poo poo riders just like 99% of drivers are poo poo drivers. there's nothing more to it -- people just suck and it's your job to avoid them at all costs.
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Mar 20, 2025 04:13
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Red lights are red lights, people who run them aren't "just assholes" they're deadly. 99% of drivers aren't deadly.
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Mar 20, 2025 04:16
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Mar 20, 2025 04:47
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Buce posted:i drove from portland to astoria on route 26/101 in a corvette z06 the other day and it was fun as poo poo. i reckon i was going an average of a billion mph I remember doing that trip once. That road felt like it was impossible to travel more than 60mph, I hope you had more fun than I did.
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Mar 20, 2025 06:51
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I don’t even own a bicycle 
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Mar 20, 2025 11:25
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I tried to ride a bicycle but it made me two tyred
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Gotta drive slow, those small country towns make their money on speeding tickets. Knowing my luck, I'll be sent to visit Mr. Bonestripper as seen in the documentary "Nothing But Trouble"
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