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THRILLHO lives
Nov 22, 2024

by Pragmatica
:siren: Oh fuckin hell it's SHINGLES :siren:



Sending a warning to all goons that SHINGLES is a flame type roofing that can do a lava attack that inflicts BURN status.

Please spread the word, your thoughts, and your prayers.

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Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

I was a rare case that got shingles when I was 20. Not a good time to say the least.

THRILLHO lives
Nov 22, 2024

by Pragmatica

Most Power Alex posted:

I was a rare case that got shingles when I was 20. Not a good time to say the least.

you can go into extreme detail here this is a safe place

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Shingles care about me we hang

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

NIGHT DICK
i would appreciate if you stopped yelling at me!

Mr. Torrance
Sep 16, 2006
Have you ever thought about MY RESPONSIBILITIES?
Hot shingles in your area

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

shingles is looking to gently caress SENIORS IN YOUR AREA

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I just visited a shingle manufacturing facility in Baltimore the other week.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

not high school seniors. they've had chicky pox and are immune. don't get any ideas.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

remember how john mccain couldn't move his arms?

yeah, that's right. shingles.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Shingles care about me we hang

Shingles was talking mad poo poo about u in the secret discord

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


i had the chicken pox shot so ill be fine



thats the shot that stops the shingles right

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
I got shingles when I was in 3rd grade. I still have a scar from it, because I had an incredibly painful scabby growth. My mom still sent me to school while I was sick because she is a psychopath

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

This is all I know about shingles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it8vJ03E8c8

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I knew a fella who got shingles and googled it and got really depressed and tearing up said he had herpes.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


They should give it a scarier name if they want people to take it seriously. Shingles down nes like a cute name for a cat or something

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

if you get shingles don't you just need to take excessive amounts of vitamin A and live a healthy lifestyle though :confused:

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

CEOofFART posted:

if you get shingles don't you just need to take excessive amounts of vitamin A and live a healthy lifestyle though :confused:

I got shingles but I caught it early and got on antivirals. It got shut down pretty fast.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Mr. Torrance posted:

Hot shingles in your area

CostcoDog
Nov 12, 2024

Many a dog have died for this
The human body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

CEOofFART
Nov 24, 2024

Mr. Torrance posted:

Hot shingles in your area

shingles, cougars, bears, who ISN'T looking for you around here smdh

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


its always weird when they say things like "it felt like hot lava across my skin"

because like the absolute vast majority of people have no idea what that feels like.

but we all just assume it would be terrible. its a mass assumption, a phenomenon of some sort.


Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

CEOofFART posted:

shingles, cougars, bears, who ISN'T looking for you around here smdh

My significant other :smith:

Ding Dong Silver
Feb 4, 2024
Little beef gravy, some Texas toast, god drat what a meal

Farter
Dec 10, 2020

farts are fun
Shingles? no its herpes i swear, please still have sex with me.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Had chicken pox twice (once when I was 6 and again when I was 20) and had shingles 5 years ago at age 34. I’m not very lucky.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Man when I was 18 I had weird numbing burning in one area of my back for years accompanied by an asymmetrical spot

It went away eventually

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Most Power Alex posted:

I was a rare case that got shingles when I was 20. Not a good time to say the least.

I got it at 14 and the doctors were shocked. Worst pain I can remember being in in my life

for fucks sake dan
Nov 30, 2015

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i had the chicken pox shot so ill be fine



thats the shot that stops the shingles right

they wouldn't call it the chicken pox shot if it didnt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.
The gently caress Cuno care about shingles, pig?!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008
Shingles feels like that burning poo poo that happens to vampires in sunlight

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Had chicken pox twice (once when I was 6 and again when I was 20) and had shingles 5 years ago at age 34. I’m not very lucky.

sounds like your immune system is a weak rear end bitch?

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


signalnoise posted:

Shingles feels like that burning poo poo that happens to vampires in sunlight

Does it bestow any powers?

THRILLHO lives
Nov 22, 2024

by Pragmatica
Shingles doesnt care about any of this. Shingles sent me a dm that says "gently caress you for even TALKING about shingles" and then i was blocked

I dont think shingles woulda blocked me if it really didnt care though. That poo poo's weak

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

Thesaurus posted:

Does it bestow any powers?

For the week or so that you're dealing with it, eventually the blistery rash turns into scabs and you can really gross people out with that

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

Listen pal, without my direct involvement, that Belgian journalist would have been up to his ankles in shit on multiple occasions.

"Doesn't sound too bad"?
Buddy, he'd be doing a hand-stand.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

its always weird when they say things like "it felt like hot lava across my skin"

because like the absolute vast majority of people have no idea what that feels like.

but we all just assume it would be terrible. its a mass assumption, a phenomenon of some sort.

I’ve heard it described like being slowly stabbed by a hot soldering iron. I haven’t ever been stabbed with a soldering iron but I feel like i can imagine it

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Snowy posted:

I’ve heard it described like being slowly stabbed by a hot soldering iron. I haven’t ever been stabbed with a soldering iron but I feel like i can imagine it

Ants. I had it on the right side of my body and it was like having a colony of stinging ants in a few places.

Also surprisingly? Really unattractive. You would think having something that looks like a herpes outbreak on you would turn people on but, no!

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



I've touched shingles in July and let me tell you that poo poo gets real fuckin hot, no wonder that lady has a big burn on her back.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
my wife rolled her eyes at me when I said it felt like I was being stabbed.

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i hate shingles

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