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CNBC posted:Klarna, the buy now, pay later lender that’s headed for an initial public offering, said on Thursday that it’s signed on DoorDash as a partner, another sign of momentum for public market investors. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/20/klarna-lands-buy-now-pay-later-deal-with-doordash-ahead-of-ipo.html Let's face it, in this economy getting an egg McMuffin delivered and be a real budget stretcher, but your hunger does not operate under the strict confines of getting paid. But now thanks the the amazing strides in FinTech you can unleash the shackles of traditional banking and that egg McMuffin can be at your door now, because hunger waits for no one. And is money still going to be tight next week? Bam, no problem, go ahead and order that hash brown too because Klarna allows you to split your purchase into 4 interest-free payments, paid every 2 weeks. That is 2 whole months to pay for that meal, can you afford not to wash that down with a McCafé Caramel Macchiato?
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Crapitalism
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Mar 20, 2025 19:46
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God I loving hate your stupid goddamned posts.
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Mar 20, 2025 19:46
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Mar 20, 2025 19:46
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Its a thread that is posted just as ragebait why am i fee....oh its three olives again
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Mar 20, 2025 19:48
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Huge news for horny people *points at crotch*
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Mar 20, 2025 19:49
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hey 3O can you buy me some weed
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Mar 20, 2025 19:55
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The Management posted:Huge news for horny people *points at crotch* 
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Mar 20, 2025 19:55
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The Loin King posted:God I loving hate your stupid goddamned posts. This aggression is entirely unwarranted. I've seen this info posted in multiple threads this morning, but only 3O had the moxie to make a whole meal, er thread of this morsel. We should celebrate that kind of initiative.
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Mar 20, 2025 19:56
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Rubber Chicken posted:Crapitalism
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Mar 20, 2025 19:57
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Finally gonna pay off my superbowl pizza next month. Just in time for an NBA finals pizza and I'll get a better rate this time since I didn't miss any payments.
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Mar 20, 2025 20:00
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love that america is full throttle heading towards indentured servitude lol
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Mar 20, 2025 20:02
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this 'bites'
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Mar 20, 2025 20:24
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How many private taxis would you say you buy for your pretty flowers (per week) on average, 3O?
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Mar 20, 2025 20:27
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AcidCat posted:This aggression is entirely unwarranted. I'll never understand the visceral hatred of 3O posting completely normal posts. Goons are loving weird.
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Mar 20, 2025 20:30
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'll never understand the visceral hatred of 3O posting completely normal posts. You know when someone in the school lunch room makes fun of someone for some reason and then everyone else around them joins in so they can be part of the cool team?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'll never understand the visceral hatred of 3O posting completely normal posts. Yeah I don't get it either. Maybe 3O posts in a subforum I don't go in and his posts there are truly toxic, like he goes in PI and trashes everyone's dog or something.
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Mar 20, 2025 20:35
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Sometimes ThreeOlives will post a real humdinger worthy of mockery and probes but this isn't one them? This thing involving Klarna is stupid, horrible, and a grotesque result of depraved tech assholes stacking evil with food delivery assholes and a sprinkling of payday loan shark assholery that would embarrass Kirk Johnson. You could say it truly is something awful!
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Mar 20, 2025 20:38
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Fabulousity posted:Sometimes ThreeOlives will post a real humdinger worthy of mockery and probes but this isn't one them? This thing involving Klarna is stupid, horrible, and a grotesque result of depraved tech assholes stacking evil with food delivery assholes and a sprinkling of payday loan shark assholery that would embarrass Kirk Johnson. The wife wanted to watch some movie lately with Ryan Reynolds and he's an NPC in a video game? And there's this ridiculously over the top CEO of a video game that's a piece of poo poo? Anyway this news story sounds a lot like something that would have come out of that movie from that CEO.
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Mar 20, 2025 20:41
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The Loin King posted:God I loving hate your stupid goddamned posts.
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Mar 20, 2025 20:42
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it’s my order and i need it now
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Mar 20, 2025 20:43
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numberoneposter posted:love that america is full throttle heading towards indentured servitude lol Speak only when spoken to serf!
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Mar 20, 2025 21:09
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The Loin King posted:God I loving hate your stupid goddamned posts.
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Mar 20, 2025 21:10
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A credit card mixed with pay day loans
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Khanstant posted:A credit card mixed with pay day loans There's a large section of the population who probably struggle with paying bills through at least 25% of the year, and who will also feel completely comfortable doing poo poo like renting furniture from rent to own places, or paying for a sausage McMuffin with cheese over the course of four payments.
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Mar 20, 2025 21:22
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Horny news for hangry people
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Mar 20, 2025 21:25
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i agree with three olives; gently caress the poor people that these badly regulated credit lenders target
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Mar 20, 2025 21:29
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Soon I'll own this Baja Blast outright
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Mar 20, 2025 21:30
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gently caress yea, more fees for Doordash.
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Mar 20, 2025 21:30
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If you don’t pay they repossess your chalupa
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Mar 20, 2025 21:33
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upside down on your upside down cake.
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The Management posted:If you don’t pay they repossess your chalupa Getting my wages garnished because I missed a payment on my chicken quesadilla
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Mar 20, 2025 21:34
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i agree with three olives; gently caress the poor people that these badly regulated credit lenders target Dumbass poors. Too stupid to live, too hungry to die.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:gently caress yea, more fees for Doordash. Typically in these arrangements the seller pays the interest fees with the hope of making up the difference in additional sales, so Doordash is probably planning on making up the costs of providing credit for your Chipotle order by making it up on volume (i.e. They plan on a lot of people using this).
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Mar 20, 2025 21:36
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Doordash is a stupid loving ripoff on the best of days.
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Mar 20, 2025 21:38
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i'm gonna klarna 1000 fresh sausages from asda and turn them into a meaty mannequin
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Mar 20, 2025 21:39
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i'm gonna klarna 1000 fresh sausages from asda and turn them into a meaty mannequin Which part of the meaty mannequin you eating first?
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quote:Klarna - Customer service - Payments - Make & manage payments - What happens if I can’t pay on time? Burrito debt collection.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Doordash is a stupid loving ripoff on the best of days. Doordash: making fast food even WORSE
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