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If all things in the universe are balanced, should we not find evidence of a Fieldgarf whose shtick is how much she loves Fridays? Checkmate materialist atheist demons!
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What's the counterbalance? A goon who hates Applebees?
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Mar 21, 2025 14:52
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KadcoBeverages posted:If all things in the universe are balanced, should we not find evidence of a Fieldgarf whose shtick is how much she loves Fridays? The universe is infinite somewhere in space this must exist. Just like there is someplace a version of me that made the post you made and you are making this reply to me instead of the other way around.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:08
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Wait so we're all just acting out roles of the one true universe that already happened and we each play all the roles and fill all the holes?
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Mar 21, 2025 15:14
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Fill my holes please
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Mar 21, 2025 15:16
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Wasn't there a rumor about a guy out there who invented some new type of cum?
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Mar 21, 2025 15:17
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Kmount da Hood posted:Wait so we're all just acting out roles of the one true universe that already happened and we each play all the roles and fill all the holes? No everything happens, there's plenty of places where neither of us exist infact most of the universe this conversation doesn't happen it's an infinitely small percent because the universe is infinitely big. But somewhere out there this entire universe is playing out in lockstep except Mike Tyson decided to get a slightly different face tattoo that didn't effect anything else in the universe.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:18
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KadcoBeverages posted:If all things in the universe are balanced, should we not find evidence of a Fieldgarf whose shtick is how much she loves Fridays? That's what dark matter is.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:21
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Maybe everything we do is trash and there's no god to care about you or kiss you goodnight.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:21
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I like to think the gods gave up and just enjoy watching the poo poo show now. Like watching the sims throw a party and everyone gets trapped in the pool to get away from the fire, which destroys the ladder, and they all drown.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:23
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the universe is overwhelmingly full of Boltzmann Garfields op
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Mar 21, 2025 15:24
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Ok Thanos
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Mar 21, 2025 15:27
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It is prophesied that a Fieldgarf would one day bring balance to the lasagna
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Mar 21, 2025 15:39
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Dleifrag likes Angasal
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Mar 21, 2025 15:53
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pixaal posted:I like to think the gods gave up and just enjoy watching the poo poo show now. Like watching the sims throw a party and everyone gets trapped in the pool to get away from the fire, which destroys the ladder, and they all drown. God created Earth, participated for a while, then quietly snuck off to start a new better universe after he realized how badly he messed up on this one. "If I had just put a fence around that stupid tree!" His new universe definitely has a Fieldgarf though, 100%. And a Fieldgar Drinks in Toronto.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:57
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If it were possible to zoom out far enough one would find that our entire universe fits inside the single point that is Garfield’s pupil.
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Mar 21, 2025 15:58
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pixaal posted:I like to think the gods gave up and just enjoy watching the poo poo show now. Like watching the sims throw a party and everyone gets trapped in the pool to get away from the fire, which destroys the ladder, and they all drown. Gods have unlimited agency by definition, so they all went insane exploring an infinite universe Now its just humans with their jello-brains alternating between Pornhub and Netflix
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Mar 21, 2025 16:01
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yeah there is
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The universe isnt infinite Its just immeasurable by our current tech and incomprehensible by our minds Much like the gayness of these forums
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Mar 21, 2025 16:17
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the holy poopacy posted:That's what dark matter is. 
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Mar 21, 2025 16:34
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lalaland posted:The universe isnt infinite Prove it
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Mar 21, 2025 16:34
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pixaal posted:No everything happens, there's plenty of places where neither of us exist infact most of the universe this conversation doesn't happen it's an infinitely small percent because the universe is infinitely big. But somewhere out there this entire universe is playing out in lockstep except Mike Tyson decided to get a slightly different face tattoo that didn't effect anything else in the universe. this post reads as if you just repeatedly pressed every word suggestion your phone keyboard brought
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Mar 21, 2025 16:36
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i don't think people really think through what it would mean for the 'somewhere out there is a world just like this except different in X respect', because that would also imply that a) there are also an infinite number of worlds that are just like ours, b) there are an infinite number of universes that are different in X respect and also one single electron is in a slightly different spot, c) repeat b) for every electron in the universe, d) repeat c) infinitely for every possible thing infinity does not exist in reality
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Mar 21, 2025 16:40
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Mozi posted:i don't think people really think through what it would mean for the 'somewhere out there is a world just like this except different in X respect', because that would also imply that a) there are also an infinite number of worlds that are just like ours, b) there are an infinite number of universes that are different in X respect and also one single electron is in a slightly different spot, c) repeat b) for every electron in the universe, d) repeat c) infinitely for every possible thing probably not. but it could.
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Mar 21, 2025 16:44
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Mozi posted:
It might You don't know
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Mar 21, 2025 16:49
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i think i'm in pretty good company with this opinion and it's far more reasonable than thinking that literal infinity does exist, which is basically taking a thought exercise for fact
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Mar 21, 2025 16:56
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Mozi posted:i think i'm in pretty good company with this opinion and it's far more reasonable than thinking that literal infinity does exist, which is basically taking a thought exercise for fact I agree actually But I wouldn't assert it as fact in this important serious thread
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Mar 21, 2025 17:03
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It is infinite/uncountably so, not this single temporal bubble we call universe but the whole thing. And it is infinitely reducible as well. Any given section of an uncountably infinite set is also infinite. The structure of this true uncountably infinite universe is a hypersphere, a surface containing infinite points of overlapping reference.
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Mar 21, 2025 17:04
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Kmount da Hood posted:What's the counterbalance? A goon who hates Applebees? The opposite, a goon that will admit eating there ever. Applebees is bad and goons are right to say it.
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Mar 21, 2025 18:08
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Its fine
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Mar 21, 2025 18:17
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i disagree with the premise of the thread.
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op’s mom is so fat scientists took one look at her rear end and started reevaluating the cosmological constant
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TrashMammal posted:op’s mom is so fat scientists took one look at her rear end and started reevaluating the cosmological constant OPs mom is so fat they sent her to the moon and the moon got a wobble.
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Mar 21, 2025 18:29
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Shadow0 posted:God created Earth, participated for a while, then quietly snuck off to start a new better universe after he realized how badly he messed up on this one. "If I had just put a fence around that stupid tree!" If you look at this world as the product of a not-too-bright-kid's science fair project, hastily completed the day before it was due, a lot of stuff about our situation starts to make a lot more sense.
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Imagine the sausages scene from Freddy Got Fingered, and Rip is the one true God, and Tom is the Demiurge, and the sausages are each self contained infinite sets of realities
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Look upon your creator and tremble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgPJSBd18MU&t=87s
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op, you’re thinking of the multiverse, not the universe we’re in the terran empire universe, fieldgarf takes place in another
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Mar 21, 2025 23:02
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Kmount da Hood posted:Wasn't there a rumor about a guy out there who invented some new type of cum? I call it cum 2
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Kmount da Hood posted:Wasn't there a rumor about a guy out there who invented some new type of cum? step inside my office.
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KadcoBeverages posted:Look upon your creator and tremble As above, so below. As below, so above.
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