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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
We got a george foreman grill as a wedding gift split between three guests. It was a bad gift. There was no room for it in our apartment so it stayed on top of the fridge. When we bought a small house, there was still no room for it on our crowded countertop. I smashed it in the driveway and threw the pieces in the garbage. Smashing the grill improved my marriage. We made love that night.

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