Jordy Foreman inventor of the foremost fat reducing grille has died

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jordy Foreman inventor of the foremost fat reducing grille has died

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

I heard it made him a grillion dollars.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 03:54

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# ¿ May 12, 2025 18:34

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Anderson Koopa posted:

If he got South American citizenship he could have made a Brazillion dollars.

Missed opportunities...

All lost, like fat from his grill.

Time to fry.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 03:58

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

kntfkr posted:

We got a george foreman grill as a wedding gift split between three guests. It was a bad gift. There was no room for it in our apartment so it stayed on top of the fridge. When we bought a small house, there was still no room for it on our crowded countertop. I smashed it in the driveway and threw the pieces in the garbage. Smashing the grill improved my marriage. We made love that night.

I hope the bed was at a slight angle to facilitate drainage.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 04:03

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