Jordy Foreman inventor of the foremost fat reducing grille has died

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Wasn't it just a regular electric grill on a slight angle?

Don't worry George Foreman is sleeping with the angels.

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

weg posted:

I heard it made him a grillion dollars.

If he got South American citizenship he could have made a Brazillion dollars.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 03:55

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

weg posted:

Missed opportunities...

All lost, like fat from his grill.

Time to fry.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 03:59

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

Obviously his trying to trick death by naming all of his male children George did not work

He named one of his daughters Georgetta lol.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 04:00

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

drat really tried all out on that one

I'm just happy I have a name that doesn't have a ton of sequels.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 04:05

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Aishlinn posted:

Bummer. Rest in peace big george.

I remember there was a pretty infamous boxing match that he was doing commentary on. one of the boxers was going through a bit of a nervous breakdown, most of the commentators were ragging on the guy, when he was clearly having a bad time of it, George said "Well, he's gone through a lot recently and it can happen to anyone. he needs some help, and if i could, i'd go up there and give him a hug." Thankfully, after that match, in the intervening years, that boxer sorted out his problems, and went on to continue being successful. I can't remember the guy's name, but i remember one thing about him, he used to spar with mike tyson, and was one of the few people who could actually keep up with him during a sparring session, dude was a certified badass. but even badasses can have a mental health crisis.

drat. We're all human and props to George for recognizing that.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 04:06

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Worf posted:

*were

Lol.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 04:11

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Aishlinn posted:

Yeah. also, here's a video about the boxer in question, oliver mccall was the guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s5sHmDoTwk I forget if george's quote made it into the vid.

Thank you for the context. The video doesn't seem to have the original audio included.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 04:14

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

happyhippy posted:

My uncle story.
He was told to eat healthy after a life of frying the gently caress out of everything, so got a George Foreman grill.
And while showing a cousin how healthy now he was, he made something with it, put it out on the plate,
then took the drip tray that had all the hot fat, and poured it over the rest of the food on the plate.
In all seriousness, he thought this was healthier.

RIP George

Is your uncle still with us?

Buce posted:

grill? i thought it was for making fresh-squeezed beef juice. been drinkin that stuff for years.

Mmm beef juice.

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Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006; all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs; Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

He should have gotten into construction imagine having a foreman named Foreman. It would go over like gangbusters

I think I saw him on House MD

# ¿ Mar 22, 2025 19:30

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