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you have been evacuated to an estate in the enlgish countryside cuz the nazis are doing some bombing idk. your older sibling make you play hide n seek with them. where do u hide
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Mar 23, 2025 01:24
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Witches are hot so I think you know
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Mar 23, 2025 01:27
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CEOofFART posted:in this post u try to hide behind the bedpost but find ur way too fat to be occluded by it; 5+ years of English food has left your youthful body doughy and corpulent try to find another place to hide!
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Mar 23, 2025 01:29
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I hide in the non-magical chifferobe and get stuck in it when the house burns down edit: I was one who set the fire, thinking it draw attention away from my hiding spot
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Mar 23, 2025 01:33
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I will sell you and every other goon out for some Turkish Delight Only thing I remember about the books because my mom had to explain what it was then we stopped reading them because either I was too young or they just sucked
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Mar 23, 2025 01:34
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free hubcaps posted:you have been evacuated to an estate in the enlgish countryside cuz the nazis are doing some bombing idk. your older sibling make you play hide n seek with them. i break my back going up my own actual rear end in a top hat
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Mar 23, 2025 01:36
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free hubcaps posted:u try to hide behind the bedpost but find ur way too fat to be occluded by it; 5+ years of English food has left your youthful body doughy and corpulent i enter a soap bubble of 4th dimensional space, making GBS threads every pair of trousers i've ever worn / am wearing / ever will wear simultaneously
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Mar 23, 2025 01:36
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I go to America! A magical freedom land, free from Nazi scum now and forever 
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Mar 23, 2025 01:36
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they should make a foodstuff called turkish depravity
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Mar 23, 2025 01:37
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Buce posted:I hide in the non-magical chifferobe and get stuck in it when the house burns down you enter the chifferobe. It smells vaguely of piss! you get stuck in one of thr small cabinets and start screaming for help while thrashing about wildly after several minutes the old latch breaks and dumps you out on the floor, hyperventilating and crying loudly. ur siblings show up and laugh at u before telling you to hide again
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Mar 23, 2025 01:38
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thinkin to nosh some turkish delight
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Mar 23, 2025 01:47
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Buce posted:they should make a foodstuff called turkish depravity turkish deplorables
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Mar 23, 2025 02:00
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I will buy that someone is doing a full Narnia series when they start with the Magician's Nephew 
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Mar 23, 2025 03:05
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Hello I've just been in the closet confirming that the Christian faith is, without any shadow of a doubt, the one true faith. Now, who's up for a Crusade? Keeping in mind that saying no will get you crusaded.
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Mar 23, 2025 03:23
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I somehow ended up in The Magician's Birthday and now I'm up to my neck in prog rock and cocaine.
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Mar 23, 2025 03:59
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Edward Mass posted:I will buy that someone is doing a full Narnia series when they start with the Magician's Nephew You read it in the published order. That's how it was meant to be read.
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Mar 23, 2025 05:04
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"Narnia business." 
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Mar 23, 2025 05:18
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It's the chronic
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Mar 23, 2025 05:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8A2v1Gn_ug
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Mar 23, 2025 05:20
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That Dang Dad posted:"Narnia business." heheh!
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Mar 23, 2025 06:16
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That Dang Dad posted:"Narnia business."
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Mar 23, 2025 06:36
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my favorite part was when the gay imp from t he main book goes "that's narnia!" and then prances through the snow-covered forest
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Mar 23, 2025 06:38
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mister tumness thats the dude's name I think
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Mar 23, 2025 06:39
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It's spelled tumnus
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Mar 23, 2025 06:43
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my bad
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Mar 23, 2025 06:54
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Let's give some rando kids weapons and magical stuff. They should be able to save our world.
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Mar 23, 2025 08:58
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Tummy was a bitch faun, you can tell by the beard. everyone knew he was a wrongun, trying to sell timeshare holidays to the beavers.
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Mar 23, 2025 09:05
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That's showbiz baby squealed the faun as he pranced around haughtily
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Mar 23, 2025 10:12
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Ride the eagles to Mordor and hide there, everyone knows Nazis can't escape the Eye of Sauron.
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Mar 23, 2025 11:12
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Edward Mass posted:I will buy that someone is doing a full Narnia series when they start with the Magician's Nephew the publishers who started rearranging the book order by chronology are loving idiots, magicians nephew is arguably the most boring and disconnected of all the books and starting with that one is a sure fire way to confuse and/or bore the poo poo out of potential readers. Also iirc there are some minor details and references that don’t make sense if you haven’t read the basic books I noticed no one has tried to hide in the large wardrobe yet
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Mar 23, 2025 11:15
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I’m in the privy, but I am regretting my choice. At least I don’t need to wee any more.
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Mar 23, 2025 12:11
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free hubcaps posted:the publishers who started rearranging the book order by chronology are loving idiots, magicians nephew is arguably the most boring and disconnected of all the books and starting with that one is a sure fire way to confuse and/or bore the poo poo out of potential readers. 
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Mar 23, 2025 12:14
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You can tell Narnia is high fantasy because characters actively look forward to eating Turkish Delights, a completely and utterly ridiculous notion with no basis in reality
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Mar 23, 2025 13:34
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Fine. I loudly say to myself " GEE THIS LARGE WARDROBE WOULD MAKE A GREAT HIDING SPOT! HOPE NOTHING BLOODY BRILLIANT HAPPENS!" Im hiding in the large wardrobe. Im busting to wee.
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Mar 23, 2025 13:43
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i tried rewatching this movie with my then gf and we gave up 40 mins in, which was 38 mins more than it deserved. if you watch it just count the number of cuts, the cinematographer is addicted to it, just constant constant cutting away cut cut cut cut cut like theyre on adderall
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Mar 23, 2025 16:12
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Arrhythmia posted:You read it in the published order. That's how it was meant to be read. lol at someone playing something like MGS for the first time chronologically
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Mar 23, 2025 16:14
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I'm hiding in the cum pantry
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Mar 23, 2025 16:15
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I got annoyed at Dungeon Master showing up at the end of each book, offering vague unhelpful advice, and then disappearing.
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Kill lion. Eat lion heart.
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