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Songbearer posted:You can tell Narnia is high fantasy because characters actively look forward to eating Turkish Delights, a completely and utterly ridiculous notion with no basis in reality I like pistachio Turkish delights
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those kids could have saved everyone from the nazis by tricking hitler into going in the wardrobe. but they didn't.
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Mar 23, 2025 18:14
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I didn't get the whole Aslan is jesus thing until I saw it referenced years later I might not be as smart as I thought
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Mar 23, 2025 18:39
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Lewis's essays are really good too.
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Mar 23, 2025 18:49
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free hubcaps posted:you have been evacuated to an estate in the enlgish countryside cuz the nazis are doing some bombing idk. your older sibling make you play hide n seek with them. I would tell them I’m going to hide outside then actually stay inside and listen to the radio and eat beans or whatever they had back then
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Mar 23, 2025 19:31
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susan did nothing wrong
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Mar 23, 2025 19:43
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Dawn Treader was my fave. I read all the books outta order and I'm not sure I ever even finished them
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New Zealand can eat me posted:I'm hiding in the cum pantry 
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Mar 23, 2025 20:09
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Lion’s gonna buttfuck that gay lil monkey
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Spinz posted:I didn't get the whole Aslan is jesus thing until I saw it referenced years later well think about this mindblower: you can rearrange the letters in aslan to spell: slaan anals lanas nasal probably some other stuff, too Flowers for QAnon posted:Lion’s gonna buttfuck that gay lil monkey many people are saying this
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Mar 23, 2025 21:57
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Aslan appears and saves Eustace by blowing him on a magical wind stream to Narnia
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Mar 24, 2025 05:08
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Les Os posted:Aslan appears and saves Eustace by blowing him on a magical wind stream to Narnia He's a jesus analogue not a priest analogue
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Lion’s gonna buttfuck that gay lil monkey rear end-slam the lion
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Mar 24, 2025 06:13
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Arse-lan
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The Chronicles of GWARnia: Impaling, A Bitch, On My Longsword
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Mar 24, 2025 10:07
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Narnia is the easiest fantasy realm to invade. All you need is standard bedroom furniture. You could shuffle hundreds of troops through a single wardrobe in one day, and probably create some large scale versions that can accommodate vehicles. Wonderland requires you to climb down a rabbit hole, which may or may not be big enough for a full grown adult to fit through. You leave by waking up, which makes deployments longer than one day difficult. With Oz, you need a tornado to get in and a unique artifact to get out. Extraction might also be possibly by aircraft, but this is unconfirmed. Oz is safest from the Nazis.
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Mar 24, 2025 10:36
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pronouncing "chronicles" like it's the greek god of cannabis
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Mar 24, 2025 10:44
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I'll take my chances with the Nazis over the multitude of mind-bending horrors that infest Oz. gently caress that poo poo just shoot me Jerry.
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Mar 24, 2025 10:45
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This is what western isekai looks like. Just as poo poo as all the rest.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:pronouncing "chronicles" like it's the greek god of cannabis 
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Mar 24, 2025 11:56
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Chronicles sounds more like a hero imo. Narnia could be a patron goddess.
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i'm going to invade narnia for their oil
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:pronouncing "chronicles" like it's the greek god of cannabis youre thinking of Chromicles, patron god of Bikers and Tuners
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Mar 24, 2025 13:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRhTeaa_B98
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Pontificating rear end posted:It's the chronic What
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that's right
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BrassRoots posted:Fine. after several minutes of sitting in the wardrobe, you notice a draft of cool air on the nape of your neck. Turning into the heavy coats hanging behind you, you move towards the back of the wardrobe; only there is no back. wool and fur turn to wood and leaf as a wet branch slaps you in the face. Snow crunching underfoot, you stumble from darkness into a wintry woodland, stars shining overhead. In the near distance amidst a small clearing, a figure moves in the light of a street lamp… E: oh yeah you pissed yourself
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free hubcaps posted:E: oh yeah you pissed yourself Well, duh, there's no toilets in Narnia.
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Spinz posted:I didn't get the whole Aslan is jesus thing until I saw it referenced years later There is, if I recall, a bit at the end of the Dawn Treader where Aslan appears out of nowhere to say "I also exist in the real world, where my name is Jesus Christ your lord and saviour, and you, the reader, should go to church more". I was so pissed off when I got to that bit as a kid
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Garfield would never pull that poo poo
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He's right though, he's a nice lion. It's like when ICP released the album where they told everyone they were into god
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Mar 24, 2025 17:35
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:He's right though, he's a nice lion. It's like when ICP released the album where they told everyone they were into god i hate u
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Mar 24, 2025 17:36
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My kid just recently listened teh chronicles of narnia.
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if the lion is jesus, and the witch is satan, then what is the wardrobe
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Hammerite posted:if the lion is jesus, and the witch is satan, then what is the wardrobe pontius pilates
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Mar 24, 2025 17:40
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Perhaps the wardrobe was the friends they made along the way..?
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Mar 24, 2025 18:00
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Jesus never personally started that many wars.
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Hammerite posted:if the lion is jesus, and the witch is satan, then what is the wardrobe A metaphor for the vagina that spat you into the world (of Narnia)
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Mar 24, 2025 18:32
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goatface posted:Jesus never personally started that many wars. we dont know that for certain, the bible has been written by the winners
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aslan was racist
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