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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Buttchocks posted:

Well, duh, there's no toilets in Narnia.

The Magician's Privy

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

goatface posted:

Jesus never personally started that many wars.

a leader is only as good as their worst follower

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Stay out of that wardrobe, it's full of blunt Christian allegories

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

wats this guys beef with Asians

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Extra Large Marge posted:

Stay out of that wardrobe, it's full of blunt Christian allegories

poo poo there's weed too? I'm loving there

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

R.L. Stine posted:

aslan was racist

canonically not a fan of armenians

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
C.S. Lewis's greatest skill in fantasy was coming up with evocative names for poo poo that wouldn't get explained. The Deep Magic. The Emperor Beyond the Sea.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I thought it was weird when Narnia went into a total eclipse and got swarmed by bat-like predators, and that one guy just happened to be able to see in the dark.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Magician's Nephew is the best narnia book (although it shouldn't be the first one anyone reads) because

- it's got the most science-fiction feel out of all of them
- it's not particularly Jesusy
- there's limited scope for Lewis's racism and sexism to reveal itself

Magician's Nephew > Dawn Treader > Horse and His Boy > Prince Caspian (can't really remember this one tbh) = The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe > The Silver Chair (has good bits but very uneven) > The Last Battle (super high Jesus levels)

GB Luxury Hamper
Nov 27, 2002

Hammerite posted:

Magician's Nephew is the best narnia book (although it shouldn't be the first one anyone reads) because

- it's got the most science-fiction feel out of all of them
- it's not particularly Jesusy
- there's limited scope for Lewis's racism and sexism to reveal itself

Magician's Nephew > Dawn Treader > Horse and His Boy > Prince Caspian (can't really remember this one tbh) = The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe > The Silver Chair (has good bits but very uneven) > The Last Battle (super high Jesus levels)

Just stopping by to say that fans of Magician's Nephew should read Piranesi by Susanna Clarke.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I know I read the whole series at least once, and I'm still sure my entire knowledge of them comes from film and TV. I did not find them very memorable.

Maybe if Alsan had been Crom it would have stuck.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hammerite posted:

Magician's Nephew is the best narnia book (although it shouldn't be the first one anyone reads) because

- it's got the most science-fiction feel out of all of them
- it's not particularly Jesusy
- there's limited scope for Lewis's racism and sexism to reveal itself

Magician's Nephew > Dawn Treader > Horse and His Boy > Prince Caspian (can't really remember this one tbh) = The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe > The Silver Chair (has good bits but very uneven) > The Last Battle (super high Jesus levels)

i was never a huge fan of magician's nephew but i agree with the rest of the rankings. dawn treader was ace. think prince caspian was largely about religious cleansing and eating a bear in the woods, and a bit stuck with me for years about how "this bear tasted good because it mostly ate fruit and honey, not meat"

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I vaguely recall liking the tv miniseries of The Silver Chair with Tom Baker (scarf Dr Who). Mildly considering revisiting it and the other serials but probably they'll be naff and boring.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Santa represents Churchill.

Also I go Left.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

goatface posted:

I know I read the whole series at least once, and I'm still sure my entire knowledge of them comes from film and TV. I did not find them very memorable.

Maybe if Alsan had been Crom it would have stuck.

I read all the books and watched the BBC mini-series and I couldn't tell you the name of any of the kids. Susan? Is there a Susan? The girl's name was Susan?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I read all the books and watched the BBC mini-series and I couldn't tell you the name of any of the kids. Susan? Is there a Susan? The girl's name was Susan?

Susan was a bitch

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Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib
Did any of you read The Magicians? Not the lovely TV show, but the book it was based on? It looks at first like it's going to be about adult Harry Potter but ends up being about adult Narnia. Pretty decent.

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