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you have been evacuated to an estate in the enlgish countryside cuz the nazis are doing some bombing idk. your older sibling make you play hide n seek with them. where do u hide
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CEOofFART posted:in this post u try to hide behind the bedpost but find ur way too fat to be occluded by it; 5+ years of English food has left your youthful body doughy and corpulent try to find another place to hide!
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Mar 23, 2025 01:29
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Buce posted:I hide in the non-magical chifferobe and get stuck in it when the house burns down you enter the chifferobe. It smells vaguely of piss! you get stuck in one of thr small cabinets and start screaming for help while thrashing about wildly after several minutes the old latch breaks and dumps you out on the floor, hyperventilating and crying loudly. ur siblings show up and laugh at u before telling you to hide again
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Mar 23, 2025 01:38
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Edward Mass posted:I will buy that someone is doing a full Narnia series when they start with the Magician's Nephew the publishers who started rearranging the book order by chronology are loving idiots, magicians nephew is arguably the most boring and disconnected of all the books and starting with that one is a sure fire way to confuse and/or bore the poo poo out of potential readers. Also iirc there are some minor details and references that don’t make sense if you haven’t read the basic books I noticed no one has tried to hide in the large wardrobe yet
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Mar 23, 2025 11:15
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BrassRoots posted:Fine. after several minutes of sitting in the wardrobe, you notice a draft of cool air on the nape of your neck. Turning into the heavy coats hanging behind you, you move towards the back of the wardrobe; only there is no back. wool and fur turn to wood and leaf as a wet branch slaps you in the face. Snow crunching underfoot, you stumble from darkness into a wintry woodland, stars shining overhead. In the near distance amidst a small clearing, a figure moves in the light of a street lamp… E: oh yeah you pissed yourself
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Mar 24, 2025 15:28
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wats this guys beef with Asians
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Mar 24, 2025 20:59
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