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Sometimes I get the piss shivers so bad I shiver all over the place and make a mess. How do I warm up the pee first?
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Mar 23, 2025 17:24
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In the microwave.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:26
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testicle sauna
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Mar 23, 2025 17:29
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What if I only drank hot liquids?
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Mar 23, 2025 17:31
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GBS posters are obsessed with their waste
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Mar 23, 2025 17:35
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That's why you have to tan your junk.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:36
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Microwave you’re dick OP
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Mar 23, 2025 17:36
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Smugworth posted:GBS posters are obsessed with their waste 
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Mar 23, 2025 17:38
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The worst is when you are really cozy in bed (or your sleeping bag, etc) in the middle of the night and you have to pee and you know it’s going to cause you to have restless sleep if you don’t get up to piss, but you are so cozy that you debate with yourself whether you should just hold it for a little while longer
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Mar 23, 2025 17:39
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what the hell are you talking about
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Mar 23, 2025 17:40
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Brother Tadger posted:The worst is when you are really cozy in bed (or your sleeping bag, etc) in the middle of the night and you have to pee and you know it’s going to cause you to have restless sleep if you don’t get up to piss, but you are so cozy that you debate with yourself whether you should just hold it for a little while longer The noble piss jug, friend of truckers and heavy sleepers alike.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:41
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cumpantry posted:what the hell are you talking about gently caress you
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Mar 23, 2025 17:41
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:gently caress you are you pissing cold? just sit on the drat toilet man
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Mar 23, 2025 17:43
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Everybody always wanna talk about piss shicers. Nobody ever wanna talk about dookie shivers 
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Mar 23, 2025 17:43
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are you guys eating ice packs or something?
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Mar 23, 2025 17:44
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Piss Shivers is the name of my Weird West RPG protagonist
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Mar 23, 2025 17:45
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the piss is already warmer than ur urethra, op
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Mar 23, 2025 17:45
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cumpantry posted:are you pissing cold? just sit on the drat toilet man 1. My dad won’t let me pee like a lady. 2. There’s piss all over the seat from my piss shivers.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:46
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:1. My dad won’t let me pee like a lady. 1. Why does your dad have any input on your bathroom habits? 2. Lift the seat before you piss please.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:47
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I’ll never stand to piss if sitting is an option wtf
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Mar 23, 2025 17:48
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:1. My dad won’t let me pee like a lady. your dad is stupid and if you cant actually aim into a toilet your standing up privileges are revoked
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Mar 23, 2025 17:49
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17% of penis-havers suffer from Icy Balls Syndrome, where the balls cannot maintain a temperature above 32F (0C), causing painful ice crystals to form in the stored piss.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:50
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Anderson Koopa posted:1. Why does your dad have any input on your bathroom habits? 1. It’s HIS loving house. 2. Seat is MIA. It’s just the bowl lately.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:55
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if you piss outside, the whole world is your toilet
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Mar 23, 2025 17:57
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:1. It’s HIS loving house. Oh, okay then. Fair.
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Mar 23, 2025 17:57
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satanic splash-back posted:if you piss outside, the whole world is your toilet Username checks out lol
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Mar 23, 2025 17:57
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Just pee in the bathtub. Can't miss
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Mar 23, 2025 18:01
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get cloaca surgery so everything comes out the same hole
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Mar 23, 2025 18:08
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Stop being paranoid someone's coming up behind you op
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Mar 23, 2025 18:13
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isn’t there a bad guy in harry potter named Shiss Pivers?
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Mar 23, 2025 18:14
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Buce posted:get cloaca surgery so everything comes out the same hole Hmmm…. my dad has been suggesting this for a while. Maybe it’s something to look into. Do I just get a referral from my regular doctor or should I just call a veterinarian?
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Mar 23, 2025 18:15
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you don’t really have to piss, like ever. ignore the feeling and eventually your body will just reabsorb it. why give it away for free to the treatment plant anyway? they should be paying us a princely sum for the gift of our bodies’ gold.
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Mar 23, 2025 18:21
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:1. It’s HIS loving house. lmfao dude. theyre like 20 bucks at a lowe's
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Mar 23, 2025 18:23
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what do you do to poo poo oh my god
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Mar 23, 2025 18:23
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you live like this?
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Mar 23, 2025 18:24
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cumpantry posted:you live like this? You don't?
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Mar 23, 2025 18:33
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cumpantry posted:what do you do to poo poo oh my god I shart so much it’s kind of a non-issue.
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Mar 23, 2025 18:34
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I shart so much it’s kind of a non-issue. 
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Bad Purchase posted:you don’t really have to piss, like ever. ignore the feeling and eventually your body will just reabsorb it. why give it away for free to the treatment plant anyway? they should be paying us a princely sum for the gift of our bodies’ gold. Don't listen to this poster, this is how you end up with pigballs and beyond.
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