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yarr piss me timbers 
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One of ed sheeran's more palatable songs
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Mar 23, 2025 18:47
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Have you tried sounding your urethra with a thermometer? Works for me every time.
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Mar 23, 2025 18:53
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dont listen 2 the haters op. dont worry about piss shivers, the world is your toilet
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Mar 23, 2025 18:55
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Milo and POTUS posted:One of ed sheeran's more palatable songs So baby now… take me into your piss-covered arms Shiver me under the mist of a thousand drops Lay your head on my making GBS threads fart I’m screaming out loud. Maybe we found cloaca surgery right where we are.
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Mar 23, 2025 19:03
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Slap your dick really hard and the kinetic energy will warm it right up
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Mar 23, 2025 19:07
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I saw piss shivers at a house party with hog tosser back in like 2014. The lead singer threw up. https://youtu.be/eT_vCRHvm-I?feature=shared
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Mar 23, 2025 20:05
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I still don't get what the OP is talking about So he has parkinson's but for his dick?
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Mar 23, 2025 20:09
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I still don't get what the OP is talking about You rear end in a top hat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-micturition_convulsion_syndrome
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Mar 23, 2025 20:27
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I get the piss shivers. Also when I really have to pee and approach the toilet it makes my jaw/teeth hurt in a strange, anticipatory way. Been that way since a child, some sympathetic nervous poo poo I'm sure.
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Mar 23, 2025 22:58
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Buce posted:I’ll never stand to piss if sitting is an option wtf
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Mar 23, 2025 23:25
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Mar 23, 2025 23:28
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I’m pretty sure everybody has experienced at least 1 piss shiver (urine quake, pissgasm, golden shudder, spine-tinkler) in their lives
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Mar 23, 2025 23:29
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Especially that last one after you mooch the gooch and push out that last piss squirt. The best shiver.
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Mar 23, 2025 23:30
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Usually only if they're pissing on me when I'm outside and it's really cold out
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Mar 23, 2025 23:53
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Toxic Mental posted:Usually only if they're pissing on me when I'm outside and it's really cold out Finally. Someone gets it.
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Mar 24, 2025 00:03
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getting physically forced to repeatedly poo poo in public by bankrupt 300 million year old pixels
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Mar 24, 2025 00:05
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The piss-shiver feeling is actually your soul slowly escaping an imperfect vessel, seeking a new host.
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Mar 24, 2025 00:06
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forever escaping responsibility for your actions.......
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Mar 24, 2025 00:07
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You ever get piss shivers numbers guy?
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Mar 24, 2025 00:09
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:The piss-shiver feeling is actually your soul slowly escaping an imperfect vessel, seeking a new host. Thank god one of us is getting out of this situation
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Mar 24, 2025 00:11
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Anderson Koopa posted:You ever get piss shivers numbers guy? i am the physical embodiment of Problem
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Mar 24, 2025 00:16
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Not sure if applicable here but I did a fart so nasty it made me cock my wrist and turn my knee in and my tongue hung out and my eyes bulged and I like gagged and spit a little. It was like complete nervous system recoil, and total divorce material too. Good thing the wife wasn't around hehe.
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Cross-posting from the poo poo thread: Not a poo poo story, but one the thread will appreciate. I had to take a motor coach to a port terminal and on the journey I used the bus’ lavatory. It had a sign indicating not to pee standing up. Never one for following directions, I went ahead and peed standing up. The toilet was really weird. It had a very shallow bowl and the hole where the stuff would flush was closed, so my piss splattered everywhere. Once I flushed it, the toilet did work, but I had to make sure to clean up the area because I would not want anyone to sit in my urine. I’m very curious what would happen if I took a giant dump. Like, would the bowl be too small? Would I get my poo poo all over my own rear end? I’m glad I never had to find out.
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Mar 24, 2025 00:45
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Jose Oquendo posted:Cross-posting from the poo poo thread: What I imagine trying to hit that particular target. 
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Mar 24, 2025 00:48
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Sometimes I get the piss shivers so bad I shiver all over the place and make a mess.
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Mar 24, 2025 00:56
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I pee out the window
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Mar 24, 2025 01:48
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Anderson Koopa posted:What I imagine trying to hit that particular target. lmfao
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Mar 24, 2025 01:49
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Hello. Who do I need to speak to about getting threadbanned from the piss thread?
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wash bucket posted:Hello. Who do I need to speak to about getting threadbanned from the piss thread? If you're one of those corkers or dammers, just GTFO.
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Mar 24, 2025 03:33
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Buce posted:I’ll never stand to piss if sitting is an option wtf 
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Mar 24, 2025 04:01
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a piss shiver is 1/5th of an orgasm, a sneeze is 1/12th. Don't ask about the math
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Mar 24, 2025 04:03
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I hate it when I sneeze so hard my rear end in a top hat rips
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Colonel Cancer posted:a piss shiver is 1/5th of an orgasm, a sneeze is 1/12th. Don't ask about the math Common denominator would be 60. So a piss shiver is 20/60 of an orgasm and a sneeze is 5/60 of an orgasm. So every 4 sneezes are worth 1 orgasm.
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Mar 24, 2025 04:06
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Anderson Koopa posted:Common denominator would be 60. Whenever i sneeze, i tend to sneeze 3 times in a row. So close, but no cookie.
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Mar 24, 2025 04:12
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Aishlinn posted:Whenever i sneeze, i tend to sneeze 3 times in a row. So close, but no cookie. Maybe buy some hot peppers to get you over the hump?
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Mar 24, 2025 04:17
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2 semen cells enter, 1 semen cell leaves
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Smugworth posted:GBS posters are obsessed with their waste One man's waste Not to everyone's taste
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ask George Carlin ~35 seconds in, but watch the whole thing. It's George Carlin. EDIT: It's nature's way of shaking off.
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