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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Smugworth posted:

I am currently petitioning the GBS Moderation Staff to make this the official GBS Piss Megathread. Stay tuned pisslovers

Weg for IK

E: he loves piss

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Smugworth posted:

I am currently petitioning the GBS Moderation Staff to make this the official GBS Piss Megathread. Stay tuned pisslovers

I made this thread and I can break this thread! My finger is hovering HOVERING over the Close button

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I made this thread and I can break this thread! My finger is hovering HOVERING over the Close button

FWIW I made a urinal thread awhile back. We can always use that as a backup piss thread.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


At one point in a European (heh) Netflix series (last night in tremor Beach, it's from Spain and really good!), a man carries on a conversation with his girlfriend while she's sitting on the toilet in full view. I lack the cultural context to know if this is a normal European thing, or if it was supposed to be weird

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Same, this is especially bad when it coincides with the first piss of the morning surprise split stream omni directional spray

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Ape Fist posted:

Im going to hit you guys with an insane pro tip.

When your pissing, when you think you're done, kind of gently run the back of your nails at the base of your spine above your but.

It triggers a contraction of the pissing muscles and gets the last few drops out. It also triggers additional piss shivers.

Pisshax itt

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Wee Wiggles

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

To be fair... posted:

The rule is always get up and go piss. It has changed my life adopting that rule.

RobertoHambuergesa
Feb 25, 2008

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

That's the one

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
Can we get this added to the OP?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Anderson Koopa posted:

Can we get this added to the OP?



Piss Jug Man is real?!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

Piss Jug Man is real?!

Lol yep. The truck stop is fake though

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I want to tug on the piss jug man's strings

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer
No tugging allowed here!

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Aw shiet, back in stock! :haw:

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]
Tinkle Tremors

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

all is right with the world especially as I lay waste to my fellow IKs
Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

Aw shiet, back in stock! :haw:

Just in time for father's day.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Piss shivers is the only time I feel alive

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Piss shivers is the only time I feel alive

*Takes long drag off cig*

*whips out hog for a piss*

*piss shivers commence*

*cig ash falls into pee hole*

“I miss my dad”

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

How do you calculate your PPV where you get the shivers and cast your stream that you taste it or at least feel it ringing in your teeth?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

O-Qua Tangin Wann

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Don't cross the streams

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Thesaurus posted:

Don't cross the streams

Unless you have one of those river worms that swim into your dick; simply cross the streams to rid yourself of a parasite.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Bitch, I said what I said
Ham Wrangler
I've never gotten piss shivers but I have heard of it, I think it may be a male only thing? I wonder why. Now I want to look this up but I don't really want to read a creepy Wikipedia page on it (you know there has to be one)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Torquemada posted:

Unless you have one of those river worms that swim into your dick; simply cross the streams to rid yourself of a parasite.

I shrunk myself down to tiny size like Fantastic Voyage and retaliated first by swimming into the worm's penis

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I shrunk myself down to tiny size like Fantastic Voyage and retaliated first by swimming into the worm's penis

holy poo poo pisswormdick-ception??

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Diogenes said that in a rich man's house, there is nowhere to piss but his rear end.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Diogenes said that in a rich man's house, there is nowhere to piss but his rear end.

I'm not gay or anything but this seems kinds fun

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I'm not gay or anything but this seems kinds fun

It's like those carnival games where you gotta shoot the water at the target.

Staberind Mk II
Nov 23, 2024
Its been a cold while since the last decent piss thread steamed through.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Is piss shivers only a stand up peeing person phenomenon? Like if i sat to pee from now on would i ever shiver again?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Thesaurus posted:

At one point in a European (heh) Netflix series (last night in tremor Beach, it's from Spain and really good!), a man carries on a conversation with his girlfriend while she's sitting on the toilet in full view. I lack the cultural context to know if this is a normal European thing, or if it was supposed to be weird

yeah, i love the tremors series. i actually lived next door to michael gross in chicago, long ago (also he and my mom were actors with the same theater group)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

trump drinks piss
Pissing out the window

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Real hurthling! posted:

Is piss shivers only a stand up peeing person phenomenon? Like if i sat to pee from now on would i ever shiver again?

I get the piss shivers occasionally when I sit down to poop

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

[IMG-CHICKEN]

MakaVillian posted:

I get the piss shivers occasionally when I sit down to poop

What about when you stand to poop

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Rubber Chicken posted:

What about when you stand to poop

Poop shivers, and the bathroom gets real messy

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

piss shivers lmao. still funny

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

trump drinks piss
Shiver me pissers

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