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Sometimes I get the piss shivers so bad I shiver all over the place and make a mess. How do I warm up the pee first?
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# ¿ May 17, 2025 10:39 |
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What if I only drank hot liquids?
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cumpantry posted:what the hell are you talking about gently caress you
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cumpantry posted:are you pissing cold? just sit on the drat toilet man 1. My dad won’t let me pee like a lady. 2. There’s piss all over the seat from my piss shivers.
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Anderson Koopa posted:1. Why does your dad have any input on your bathroom habits? 1. It’s HIS loving house. 2. Seat is MIA. It’s just the bowl lately.
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Buce posted:get cloaca surgery so everything comes out the same hole Hmmm…. my dad has been suggesting this for a while. Maybe it’s something to look into. Do I just get a referral from my regular doctor or should I just call a veterinarian?
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cumpantry posted:what do you do to poo poo oh my god I shart so much it’s kind of a non-issue.
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Milo and POTUS posted:One of ed sheeran's more palatable songs So baby now… take me into your piss-covered arms Shiver me under the mist of a thousand drops Lay your head on my making GBS threads fart I’m screaming out loud. Maybe we found cloaca surgery right where we are.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I still don't get what the OP is talking about You rear end in a top hat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-micturition_convulsion_syndrome
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Toxic Mental posted:Usually only if they're pissing on me when I'm outside and it's really cold out Finally. Someone gets it.
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xutech posted:I hate it when I sneeze so hard my rear end in a top hat rips This has happened to me as well. To be fair I had a cold at the time, and there was also a dick in my rear end.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:You can initiate a piss shiver by pressing your belly button. This is an arcane trick, please do not abuse it. False. It just made me stop peeing and made my finger smell.
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Thesaurus posted:Next topic: I'm cool with it but my dad isn't.
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Smugworth posted:I am currently petitioning the GBS Moderation Staff to make this the official GBS Piss Megathread. Stay tuned pisslovers I made this thread and I can break this thread! My finger is hovering HOVERING over the Close button
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Piss shivers is the only time I feel alive *Takes long drag off cig* *whips out hog for a piss* *piss shivers commence* *cig ash falls into pee hole* “I miss my dad”
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# ¿ May 17, 2025 10:39 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Diogenes said that in a rich man's house, there is nowhere to piss but his rear end. I'm not gay or anything but this seems kinds fun
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