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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Sometimes I get the piss shivers so bad I shiver all over the place and make a mess.

How do I warm up the pee first?

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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What if I only drank hot liquids?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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cumpantry posted:

what the hell are you talking about

gently caress you

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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cumpantry posted:

are you pissing cold? just sit on the drat toilet man

1. My dad won’t let me pee like a lady.

2. There’s piss all over the seat from my piss shivers.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Anderson Koopa posted:

1. Why does your dad have any input on your bathroom habits?

2. Lift the seat before you piss please.

1. It’s HIS loving house.

2. Seat is MIA. It’s just the bowl lately.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Buce posted:

get cloaca surgery so everything comes out the same hole

Hmmm…. my dad has been suggesting this for a while. Maybe it’s something to look into.

Do I just get a referral from my regular doctor or should I just call a veterinarian?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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cumpantry posted:

what do you do to poo poo oh my god

I shart so much it’s kind of a non-issue.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Milo and POTUS posted:

One of ed sheeran's more palatable songs

So baby now… take me into your piss-covered arms

Shiver me under the mist of a thousand drops

Lay your head on my making GBS threads fart

I’m screaming out loud.

Maybe we found cloaca surgery right where we are.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I still don't get what the OP is talking about

So he has parkinson's but for his dick?

You rear end in a top hat

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-micturition_convulsion_syndrome

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Toxic Mental posted:

Usually only if they're pissing on me when I'm outside and it's really cold out

Finally. Someone gets it.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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xutech posted:

I hate it when I sneeze so hard my rear end in a top hat rips

This has happened to me as well. To be fair I had a cold at the time, and there was also a dick in my rear end.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Wilkins Micawber posted:

You can initiate a piss shiver by pressing your belly button. This is an arcane trick, please do not abuse it.

False.

It just made me stop peeing and made my finger smell.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Thesaurus posted:

Next topic:

Do you and your significant other pee in front of one another?

I'm cool with it but my dad isn't.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Smugworth posted:

I am currently petitioning the GBS Moderation Staff to make this the official GBS Piss Megathread. Stay tuned pisslovers

I made this thread and I can break this thread! My finger is hovering HOVERING over the Close button

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

Piss shivers is the only time I feel alive

*Takes long drag off cig*

*whips out hog for a piss*

*piss shivers commence*

*cig ash falls into pee hole*

“I miss my dad”

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Diogenes said that in a rich man's house, there is nowhere to piss but his rear end.

I'm not gay or anything but this seems kinds fun

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