New around here? Register your SA Forums Account here!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $10! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills alone, and since we don't believe in shady internet advertising, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

The worst is when you are really cozy in bed (or your sleeping bag, etc) in the middle of the night and you have to pee and you know it’s going to cause you to have restless sleep if you don’t get up to piss, but you are so cozy that you debate with yourself whether you should just hold it for a little while longer

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Ape Fist posted:

Im going to hit you guys with an insane pro tip.

When your pissing, when you think you're done, kind of gently run the back of your nails at the base of your spine above your but.

It triggers a contraction of the pissing muscles and gets the last few drops out. It also triggers additional piss shivers.

Pisshax itt

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply